Squint
@squint.bsky.social
current IT desk guy, retired IT ceiling crawler, PC game enjoyer, lifter of weights, U.S. Army veteran
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I gave in to my urges and painted Saint Nigel 😔 Forgive me.
February 13, 2026 at 5:36 PM
I gave in to my urges and painted Saint Nigel 😔 Forgive me.
🎶
Here's a story
Of the Titans' coaches
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Here's a story
Of the Titans' coaches
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They’re calling it the baldest coaching staff in NFL history, folks.
February 13, 2026 at 5:14 PM
🎶
Here's a story
Of the Titans' coaches
🎶
Here's a story
Of the Titans' coaches
🎶
"This here's a .357 Magnum—"
[disguised by a fake cough] "—shooting .38 Special"
[disguised by a fake cough] "—shooting .38 Special"
The people dragging me for saying Dirty Harry shot .44 special instead of .44 magnum don't know as much about Dirty Harry as they think they do
February 12, 2026 at 8:31 PM
"This here's a .357 Magnum—"
[disguised by a fake cough] "—shooting .38 Special"
[disguised by a fake cough] "—shooting .38 Special"
I met a traveler from an antique land
Who said, "Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Who said, "Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
February 10, 2026 at 5:08 PM
I met a traveler from an antique land
Who said, "Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Who said, "Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
consider this edit I made my proof of how old *I* am
February 10, 2026 at 1:53 PM
consider this edit I made my proof of how old *I* am
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Age verification?
I can sing the entire theme song for the Nickelodeon show Hey Dude from memory.
I can sing the entire theme song for the Nickelodeon show Hey Dude from memory.
February 10, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Age verification?
I can sing the entire theme song for the Nickelodeon show Hey Dude from memory.
I can sing the entire theme song for the Nickelodeon show Hey Dude from memory.
It's fun pretending this is an Eve Online political map and that the BTS Army Fanfiction Community is a power bloc renting out mining rights to the neighboring Theme Park Enthusiasts. Encroachment from UK Learning Disability Nurses gank squads may destabilize the region, however.
February 9, 2026 at 4:25 PM
It's fun pretending this is an Eve Online political map and that the BTS Army Fanfiction Community is a power bloc renting out mining rights to the neighboring Theme Park Enthusiasts. Encroachment from UK Learning Disability Nurses gank squads may destabilize the region, however.
"I went to watch a halftime-show discourse and a football game broke out!"
-dad on social media
-dad on social media
February 9, 2026 at 1:04 PM
"I went to watch a halftime-show discourse and a football game broke out!"
-dad on social media
-dad on social media
Every pizza place has one guy working there who looks like this
February 7, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Every pizza place has one guy working there who looks like this
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Guile... Guinan... Guilenan
February 6, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Guile... Guinan... Guilenan
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Ive watched this about 100 times.
This is why the internet was invented.
Right here.
Peak content.
This is why the internet was invented.
Right here.
Peak content.
February 4, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Ive watched this about 100 times.
This is why the internet was invented.
Right here.
Peak content.
This is why the internet was invented.
Right here.
Peak content.
this photo was provided "[c]ourtesy of the Pleasure Dome" but not Tom Terrific himself so I like to think that the Pleasure Dome had an archivist on staff
i was reading some old 90s books about dialup cybersex BBSes on archive.org and i learned about tom terrific who owned the pleasure dome. thank you, tom terrific, for owning the pleasure dome.
February 3, 2026 at 3:31 PM
this photo was provided "[c]ourtesy of the Pleasure Dome" but not Tom Terrific himself so I like to think that the Pleasure Dome had an archivist on staff
me watching the forecasted daily highs slowly claw their way up to above freezing
a man with a beard and mustache is smiling and looking at the camera .
Alt: Jack Nicholson devilishly nodding, from the 2006 film "The Departed"
media.tenor.com
February 2, 2026 at 2:07 PM
me watching the forecasted daily highs slowly claw their way up to above freezing
hey everyone, check out my new light novel "Now I Gotta Be a Wingman in Another World?!" coming out never
January 31, 2026 at 5:37 PM
hey everyone, check out my new light novel "Now I Gotta Be a Wingman in Another World?!" coming out never
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I found out that in Finnish, an idiom for saying someone doesn't think straight is "doesn't have all the Moomins in the valley" and I'm gonna have to steal that
January 30, 2026 at 4:54 PM
I found out that in Finnish, an idiom for saying someone doesn't think straight is "doesn't have all the Moomins in the valley" and I'm gonna have to steal that
Final Fantasy XIV players when the math problem they're working on comes out to 5.3
January 29, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Final Fantasy XIV players when the math problem they're working on comes out to 5.3
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hey, I drew the original key art for this collection -- let me draw the additions! Let me draw Bonkers
The Disney Afternoon Collection (Switch and Switch 2) listed on JPN eShop, adds 2 more games: Goof Troop and Bonkers www.videogameschronicle.com/news/disney-...
store-jp.nintendo.com/item/softwar...
store-jp.nintendo.com/item/softwar...
January 28, 2026 at 4:51 PM
hey, I drew the original key art for this collection -- let me draw the additions! Let me draw Bonkers
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In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies.
I have translated some of the highlights
I have translated some of the highlights
January 20, 2026 at 12:30 AM
In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies.
I have translated some of the highlights
I have translated some of the highlights
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Couple more Addams bangers, all with a genuinely eerie quality to them.
January 19, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Couple more Addams bangers, all with a genuinely eerie quality to them.
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I'm having work done in my office, and since the wall is torn open, I decided to leave a surprise bonus for the next adventurer. 🍗
January 19, 2026 at 11:02 PM
I'm having work done in my office, and since the wall is torn open, I decided to leave a surprise bonus for the next adventurer. 🍗
people trying to sleep on the sphere-facing side of the hotel
January 19, 2026 at 6:02 AM
people trying to sleep on the sphere-facing side of the hotel
ALIEN COP: we can't take the shot because there's no way to judge the distance
HUMAN COP: wait, Chief, my two eyes can stereoscopically estimate the distance through depth perception
ALIEN: those two eyes always did freak me out, but dammit, I guess it's our only chance
HUMAN COP: wait, Chief, my two eyes can stereoscopically estimate the distance through depth perception
ALIEN: those two eyes always did freak me out, but dammit, I guess it's our only chance
January 19, 2026 at 1:05 AM
ALIEN COP: we can't take the shot because there's no way to judge the distance
HUMAN COP: wait, Chief, my two eyes can stereoscopically estimate the distance through depth perception
ALIEN: those two eyes always did freak me out, but dammit, I guess it's our only chance
HUMAN COP: wait, Chief, my two eyes can stereoscopically estimate the distance through depth perception
ALIEN: those two eyes always did freak me out, but dammit, I guess it's our only chance
ALIEN COP: dammit, we can't rescue the hostage because they're trapped in a room filling with poisonous gas
HUMAN COP: what's the gas, Chief?
ALIEN COP: oxygen
HUMAN COP: ...I'm going in
ALIEN COP: Reggie, you can't, it's a suicide mission
HUMAN COP: trust me
HUMAN COP: what's the gas, Chief?
ALIEN COP: oxygen
HUMAN COP: ...I'm going in
ALIEN COP: Reggie, you can't, it's a suicide mission
HUMAN COP: trust me
January 19, 2026 at 1:04 AM
ALIEN COP: dammit, we can't rescue the hostage because they're trapped in a room filling with poisonous gas
HUMAN COP: what's the gas, Chief?
ALIEN COP: oxygen
HUMAN COP: ...I'm going in
ALIEN COP: Reggie, you can't, it's a suicide mission
HUMAN COP: trust me
HUMAN COP: what's the gas, Chief?
ALIEN COP: oxygen
HUMAN COP: ...I'm going in
ALIEN COP: Reggie, you can't, it's a suicide mission
HUMAN COP: trust me
ALIEN COP: this bomb will explode unless we get some salt water
HUMAN COP: I can secrete salt water from my skin when I get hot or tired, Chief
ALIEN COP: we're damn lucky to have you on the force, Reggie
HUMAN COP: I can secrete salt water from my skin when I get hot or tired, Chief
ALIEN COP: we're damn lucky to have you on the force, Reggie
January 19, 2026 at 1:00 AM
ALIEN COP: this bomb will explode unless we get some salt water
HUMAN COP: I can secrete salt water from my skin when I get hot or tired, Chief
ALIEN COP: we're damn lucky to have you on the force, Reggie
HUMAN COP: I can secrete salt water from my skin when I get hot or tired, Chief
ALIEN COP: we're damn lucky to have you on the force, Reggie