Colmery
@squeezchz.bsky.social
The most serious silly person. Writer of surprising abstract splatter paintings. I have about me a purposeful savagery. Teach the algorithm to heal rather than harm.
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Colmery
@squeezchz.bsky.social
· Nov 19
The algorithm here is still fairly young.
That means there is still time to teach it that healing and valuing the humanity in all people gets more engagement than abuse toward others does.
That means there is still time to teach it that healing and valuing the humanity in all people gets more engagement than abuse toward others does.
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“Good morning” is just a cry for help.
November 22, 2025 at 12:32 PM
“Good morning” is just a cry for help.
The reason it feels like the end of the world is that our mission was to mostly consume food with unseemly shelf life wrapped in plastic, and look around, we’ve done it. There is no “from here.” We can’t detect the disintegration of all things at once because the universe moves slowly at our scale.
November 19, 2025 at 3:58 AM
The reason it feels like the end of the world is that our mission was to mostly consume food with unseemly shelf life wrapped in plastic, and look around, we’ve done it. There is no “from here.” We can’t detect the disintegration of all things at once because the universe moves slowly at our scale.
Every third time you feel the pull to check your phone, instead try mindfulness for 2 minutes.
Then every other time. Then 3 of 4. 4 of 5. 9 of 10.
Push it to 5 minutes.
Keep going.
Then every other time. Then 3 of 4. 4 of 5. 9 of 10.
Push it to 5 minutes.
Keep going.
November 17, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Every third time you feel the pull to check your phone, instead try mindfulness for 2 minutes.
Then every other time. Then 3 of 4. 4 of 5. 9 of 10.
Push it to 5 minutes.
Keep going.
Then every other time. Then 3 of 4. 4 of 5. 9 of 10.
Push it to 5 minutes.
Keep going.
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Charles Entertainment Schumer
November 17, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Charles Entertainment Schumer
Can someone please explain to me where the line is in the NFL for unsportsmanlike conduct on end zone celebrations?
So a whole team can do weird skits but a single guy can’t jump up and wrap himself around the goal post?
So a whole team can do weird skits but a single guy can’t jump up and wrap himself around the goal post?
November 17, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Can someone please explain to me where the line is in the NFL for unsportsmanlike conduct on end zone celebrations?
So a whole team can do weird skits but a single guy can’t jump up and wrap himself around the goal post?
So a whole team can do weird skits but a single guy can’t jump up and wrap himself around the goal post?
Imagine what it takes for no one to throw a funeral for you.
I know someone this will happen to. And it haunts me a little.
I know someone this will happen to. And it haunts me a little.
November 16, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Imagine what it takes for no one to throw a funeral for you.
I know someone this will happen to. And it haunts me a little.
I know someone this will happen to. And it haunts me a little.
FTR, Marco is my favorite Dead keyboardist.
November 15, 2025 at 11:56 PM
FTR, Marco is my favorite Dead keyboardist.
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November 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Serious talk in the dojo of replacing me with an inflatable tube man.
November 12, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Serious talk in the dojo of replacing me with an inflatable tube man.
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be a dear and bring me my favorite crazy straw and a bottle of bourbon, won't you?
November 14, 2025 at 1:31 AM
be a dear and bring me my favorite crazy straw and a bottle of bourbon, won't you?
Microsoft (noun) - Something that is good enough to be necessary, but also good enough to suck.
November 12, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Microsoft (noun) - Something that is good enough to be necessary, but also good enough to suck.
Feeling today like this is all we’ve got.
November 10, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Feeling today like this is all we’ve got.
So basically they bet big on a bluff and then folded right after the flop actually gave them halfway decent odds.
Which you can always count on from them. And why they always get called on any bets they make.
Which you can always count on from them. And why they always get called on any bets they make.
November 10, 2025 at 1:42 PM
So basically they bet big on a bluff and then folded right after the flop actually gave them halfway decent odds.
Which you can always count on from them. And why they always get called on any bets they make.
Which you can always count on from them. And why they always get called on any bets they make.
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When I get that feeling, I want affordable healing.
November 8, 2025 at 12:00 AM
When I get that feeling, I want affordable healing.
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Would you like to stay logged in? Okay we'll log you out
November 7, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Would you like to stay logged in? Okay we'll log you out
It takes a miracle just to survive.
November 7, 2025 at 4:26 PM
It takes a miracle just to survive.
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Industry rule number four thousand and eighty
Record company people are shadyyyyy
Record company people are shadyyyyy
November 6, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Industry rule number four thousand and eighty
Record company people are shadyyyyy
Record company people are shadyyyyy
A gun carrying society is a paranoid society.
November 6, 2025 at 3:05 AM
A gun carrying society is a paranoid society.
Remember when it was normal for pitchers to start games 1, 4 and 7 of the World Series and no one made a big deal out of it?
November 2, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Remember when it was normal for pitchers to start games 1, 4 and 7 of the World Series and no one made a big deal out of it?
The Dodgers are the 2025 of baseball teams.
November 2, 2025 at 4:49 AM
The Dodgers are the 2025 of baseball teams.
The Dodgers spent $100 million more than the Blue Jays on their 2025 team.
And $250 million more than the cheapest team that made the postseason.
MLB has gotten silly. It’s more about buying the best than playing the best. And games have gotten absurdly expensive to go to.
And $250 million more than the cheapest team that made the postseason.
MLB has gotten silly. It’s more about buying the best than playing the best. And games have gotten absurdly expensive to go to.
November 2, 2025 at 4:42 AM
The Dodgers spent $100 million more than the Blue Jays on their 2025 team.
And $250 million more than the cheapest team that made the postseason.
MLB has gotten silly. It’s more about buying the best than playing the best. And games have gotten absurdly expensive to go to.
And $250 million more than the cheapest team that made the postseason.
MLB has gotten silly. It’s more about buying the best than playing the best. And games have gotten absurdly expensive to go to.
Hopefully we’ve learned not to bring in former Phillies relievers for potentially decisive late game moments.
November 2, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Hopefully we’ve learned not to bring in former Phillies relievers for potentially decisive late game moments.
The Dodgers are gross and everything that is wrong with baseball.
I can’t wait for Ohtani’s contract to crush them in 10 years.
I can’t wait for Ohtani’s contract to crush them in 10 years.
November 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
The Dodgers are gross and everything that is wrong with baseball.
I can’t wait for Ohtani’s contract to crush them in 10 years.
I can’t wait for Ohtani’s contract to crush them in 10 years.