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Max Wolly
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It never got weird enough for me

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Today im doing something that one asked for and most will not care about - breaking down my scheduling/financial conflicts for April 2026 -

-Phish, Vegas Sphere (allegedly)
-Resonate Fest, Suwannee FL
-Umphreys, Deep Dive Mexico

These events all land in April, let's dive in
November 11, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Crying into my coffee
In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice.

KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.

His reply was a doozy.
November 11, 2025 at 3:21 PM
They're studying business, I study the floor
November 11, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Mood till it gets over 40 outside
a cartoon of homer simpson laying in bed with a toasty cinnamon bun on his head
ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson laying in bed with a toasty cinnamon bun on his head
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November 11, 2025 at 11:47 AM
This is what a new 763sq foot 1 bed apt will cost you on John's Island, SC
November 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Happy to see HOPE from my B4L fam on the timeline 🌲👽🌲
November 10, 2025 at 4:22 PM
If you got a bday dinner coming would you choose the Beef Wellington or some sort of high class steak?

Wellington has an allure but so does a top tier steak from a fancy restaurant
November 10, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Orange you up yet!?
November 10, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Indeed
November 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Lol Jimmy Kimmel is at this wedding
November 8, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Need 2 for Umphrey’s for Saturday night if anyone has any
November 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
My dating profile would say selfish with shellfish
November 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Buzz Killington, Busty Sinclair, Holden Caulfield, Captain Bringdown, and Hooty McBoob walk into a bar...
November 7, 2025 at 4:24 PM
FORKS UP #loadweek
November 6, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I have been enjoying reading most paywall articles by pasting the URL into archive.is
November 6, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Industry rule number four thousand and eighty

Record company people are shadyyyyy
November 6, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Good morning. These Simpsons sketch book pages are cool
November 6, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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Back by popular demand - Mupphets and Phraggle Shirts for adults! We’ve got kid sizes available too - all available at phanart.weebly.com
November 4, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I won't go into details but it was a pedo case. To watch the people in the room protecting the pedo, then hearing other things these people would say and surmising pretty clearly their political leaning I'll just say this - being in a room where people proudly side with the pedo is fuckin insane 🤬
Im doing a paid mock trail thing today, its 5 hrs. The people who are available at 1pm on a Wednesday are something (yes, I am clearly one of those people)
a man with a beard is sitting in a chair and saying " is this a what day is this ? "
ALT: a man with a beard is sitting in a chair and saying " is this a what day is this ? "
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Im doing a paid mock trail thing today, its 5 hrs. The people who are available at 1pm on a Wednesday are something (yes, I am clearly one of those people)
a man with a beard is sitting in a chair and saying " is this a what day is this ? "
ALT: a man with a beard is sitting in a chair and saying " is this a what day is this ? "
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM
That website owned by the rich Nazi is burying all the wins from last night
November 5, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Been offline for a bit, anything good happen tonight?
November 5, 2025 at 6:12 AM
November 5, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Lol are rich people ok?
November 4, 2025 at 7:59 PM