Colmery
@squeezchz.bsky.social
The most serious silly person. Writer of surprising abstract splatter paintings. I have about me a purposeful savagery. Teach the algorithm to heal rather than harm.
Feeling today like this is all we’ve got.
November 10, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Feeling today like this is all we’ve got.
Ruling party fails to pass bill to extend the funding deadline
October 1, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Ruling party fails to pass bill to extend the funding deadline
Ruling party fails to pass funding plan, taking government to brink of shutdown
October 1, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Ruling party fails to pass funding plan, taking government to brink of shutdown
I saw this when it first printed. I’ve thought about it frequently ever since.
September 17, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I saw this when it first printed. I’ve thought about it frequently ever since.
Make American Healthy… Again?
September 3, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Make American Healthy… Again?
Nazi Germany had a system for efficiency at their prison camps - men and women lived as long as they could work. Children, the elderly and sick people were inefficient and immediately gassed.
The difference in the U.S. is that we do it slower. Until the next big push for “efficiency” comes along.
The difference in the U.S. is that we do it slower. Until the next big push for “efficiency” comes along.
May 11, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Nazi Germany had a system for efficiency at their prison camps - men and women lived as long as they could work. Children, the elderly and sick people were inefficient and immediately gassed.
The difference in the U.S. is that we do it slower. Until the next big push for “efficiency” comes along.
The difference in the U.S. is that we do it slower. Until the next big push for “efficiency” comes along.
I don’t think enough people appreciate the art of Tottenham having a +10 goal differential while losing 7 more games than they’ve won and being in 16th place, sandwiched between goal differentials of -13 and -18.
That’s an extraordinary achievement that may never be equaled. We should honor this.
That’s an extraordinary achievement that may never be equaled. We should honor this.
April 23, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I don’t think enough people appreciate the art of Tottenham having a +10 goal differential while losing 7 more games than they’ve won and being in 16th place, sandwiched between goal differentials of -13 and -18.
That’s an extraordinary achievement that may never be equaled. We should honor this.
That’s an extraordinary achievement that may never be equaled. We should honor this.
Guys, I have an idea for how we can market our job recruiting website that is IN NO WAY completely tone deaf or genuinely horrifying.
April 15, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Guys, I have an idea for how we can market our job recruiting website that is IN NO WAY completely tone deaf or genuinely horrifying.
Guys, I’ve got a KILLER idea for how we can boost sales of our beef jerky.
We team up with a TV show that’s about a game in which everyone dies except the last person.
We’ll use an image from a scene in which A LOT of people were gunned down.
It’s totally okay because gun violence isn’t a thing.
We team up with a TV show that’s about a game in which everyone dies except the last person.
We’ll use an image from a scene in which A LOT of people were gunned down.
It’s totally okay because gun violence isn’t a thing.
April 15, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Guys, I’ve got a KILLER idea for how we can boost sales of our beef jerky.
We team up with a TV show that’s about a game in which everyone dies except the last person.
We’ll use an image from a scene in which A LOT of people were gunned down.
It’s totally okay because gun violence isn’t a thing.
We team up with a TV show that’s about a game in which everyone dies except the last person.
We’ll use an image from a scene in which A LOT of people were gunned down.
It’s totally okay because gun violence isn’t a thing.
I have but one word to say about 2025, so far.
January 28, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I have but one word to say about 2025, so far.
I feel like I’m being cookiesplained.
December 19, 2024 at 1:07 AM
I feel like I’m being cookiesplained.
There is no excuse for ignoring the countless lives lost because United Healthcare denied coverage in the name of profit, Wapo.
December 8, 2024 at 4:03 AM
There is no excuse for ignoring the countless lives lost because United Healthcare denied coverage in the name of profit, Wapo.
I remember when this first ran in a paper back in the late 90s. I think about it a lot, to this day.
November 24, 2024 at 4:48 PM
I remember when this first ran in a paper back in the late 90s. I think about it a lot, to this day.
Except that as long as someone supports fascism, seeing them as friends is unsafe to the wellbeing of those they see as lacking the right to exist.
We must set boundaries and make clear that fascism is unacceptable. Those who do the work to repair their fascism can join us in bridge building.
We must set boundaries and make clear that fascism is unacceptable. Those who do the work to repair their fascism can join us in bridge building.
November 21, 2024 at 2:17 PM
Except that as long as someone supports fascism, seeing them as friends is unsafe to the wellbeing of those they see as lacking the right to exist.
We must set boundaries and make clear that fascism is unacceptable. Those who do the work to repair their fascism can join us in bridge building.
We must set boundaries and make clear that fascism is unacceptable. Those who do the work to repair their fascism can join us in bridge building.