Ms Spike ☔
@spikette.bsky.social
She/her. British, Gen X incredibly dull person. Art, books, TV, film, general wishy-washyness. Somewhat troubled but holding it together with 80s nostalgia and silliness.
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Nothing says "not gay" like posting pictures of you with your much younger wife who married you for money, picking fights with your (now ex) white girl bestie, and canceling your day so you can crash out to the phantom soundtrack before dramatically flying off to your gold-encrusted florida estate.
November 15, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Nothing says "not gay" like posting pictures of you with your much younger wife who married you for money, picking fights with your (now ex) white girl bestie, and canceling your day so you can crash out to the phantom soundtrack before dramatically flying off to your gold-encrusted florida estate.
FOXY FALK! 🚨
November 16, 2025 at 11:39 AM
FOXY FALK! 🚨
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Megan Aldrich, 33, was shocked to discover that, despite a long history of debunked headlines, Snopes-worthy urban legends and baseless moral panics, confirmation bias is still alive and well in people who really should know better.
Autistic woman just assumed everyone was consuming media critically
An autistic woman has made the foolish and illogical assumption that other people consume media critically instead of taking everything at face value, it has been claimed. Megan Aldrich, 33, was…
thedailytism.com
November 16, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Megan Aldrich, 33, was shocked to discover that, despite a long history of debunked headlines, Snopes-worthy urban legends and baseless moral panics, confirmation bias is still alive and well in people who really should know better.
Still sloppin' out that slop! Try employing a human (and a couple of brain cells) next time. 😡 #fuckAI
Okay, I can't let this one go. I live in Ireland, not the UK, but the use of this image by a supposedly socialist party is so stupid and offensive, I'm going to get stuck in.
Let me explain to you why any experienced illustrator/designer could have stopped you making so many miserable mistakes. 1/
Let me explain to you why any experienced illustrator/designer could have stopped you making so many miserable mistakes. 1/
November 16, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Still sloppin' out that slop! Try employing a human (and a couple of brain cells) next time. 😡 #fuckAI
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Putting aside all the horrible shit in them: I cannot believe the global elite composes emails like fucking horses who somehow learned to crudely type. My emails read like Shakespeare compared to the lowercased, unpunctuated screeds written to the worlds biggest pedophile. Fucking write like adults!
November 12, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Putting aside all the horrible shit in them: I cannot believe the global elite composes emails like fucking horses who somehow learned to crudely type. My emails read like Shakespeare compared to the lowercased, unpunctuated screeds written to the worlds biggest pedophile. Fucking write like adults!
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She’s gotta keep going like, “Elon musk is too much of a pampered failson to enjoy sea slugs”
(The next day) HERE ARE 8 SEA SLUGS ELON SAYS WILL CHANGE THE WORLD
(The next day) HERE ARE 8 SEA SLUGS ELON SAYS WILL CHANGE THE WORLD
November 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
She’s gotta keep going like, “Elon musk is too much of a pampered failson to enjoy sea slugs”
(The next day) HERE ARE 8 SEA SLUGS ELON SAYS WILL CHANGE THE WORLD
(The next day) HERE ARE 8 SEA SLUGS ELON SAYS WILL CHANGE THE WORLD
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Elon Musk when people say he doesn't like things:
November 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Elon Musk when people say he doesn't like things:
So.... is reading allowed or not? I can't keep up any more.
November 10, 2025 at 3:16 PM
So.... is reading allowed or not? I can't keep up any more.
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He paid tens of billions of dollars to get roasted like this.
November 9, 2025 at 4:00 PM
He paid tens of billions of dollars to get roasted like this.
Perhaps the director Harvey Hart was a fan of Jacques Tati?
November 9, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Perhaps the director Harvey Hart was a fan of Jacques Tati?
if you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
November 8, 2025 at 11:30 PM
if you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
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They make the world suffer for all their own internal wounds and hurts.
November 8, 2025 at 4:02 PM
They make the world suffer for all their own internal wounds and hurts.
"Hey we spent $0 on this, stole a load of stuff that wasn't ours and fucked up the planet a bit more. Please buy our product."
Balls to Coca Cola and big hairy balls to AI
youtube.com/shorts/BIiNr...
Balls to Coca Cola and big hairy balls to AI
youtube.com/shorts/BIiNr...
Why Coca Cola’s AI ad is a mistake #holidays #christmas #cocacola #aivideo #ai
YouTube video by Jeremy Carrasco
youtube.com
November 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM
"Hey we spent $0 on this, stole a load of stuff that wasn't ours and fucked up the planet a bit more. Please buy our product."
Balls to Coca Cola and big hairy balls to AI
youtube.com/shorts/BIiNr...
Balls to Coca Cola and big hairy balls to AI
youtube.com/shorts/BIiNr...
Gah!
(Jumpscared by my own sense of ennui)
(Jumpscared by my own sense of ennui)
November 8, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Gah!
(Jumpscared by my own sense of ennui)
(Jumpscared by my own sense of ennui)
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It's the kids who are wrong.
November 8, 2025 at 12:30 PM
It's the kids who are wrong.
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René Magritte.
November 7, 2025 at 9:41 PM
René Magritte.
BUFF FALK 🚨
November 4, 2025 at 10:20 PM
BUFF FALK 🚨
Meh. It already jumped the shark ages ago anyway.
‘Only Murders in the Building’ was renewed for a sixth season set in London. It’s now ‘Only Murders in the Block of Flats.’
Only Murders in the Building Season 6 Will Head to London
‘Only Murders in the Building’ was renewed for a sixth season set in London. It’s now ‘Only Murders in the Block of Flats.’
www.vulture.com
October 28, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Meh. It already jumped the shark ages ago anyway.
Performatively going for a walk in beautiful autumn scenery and not taking any photos, then reading a book for four hours and not telling anyone about it.
October 19, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Performatively going for a walk in beautiful autumn scenery and not taking any photos, then reading a book for four hours and not telling anyone about it.
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I've said this before, but I'll repeat it til I die. Columbo is the best cop show, cause he treats it just like a job. He's good at his job, he likes his job, but he has a life outside of his job. It's not haunted by it, or obsessive over it. He leaves and comes back cause his shift is over.
October 17, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I've said this before, but I'll repeat it til I die. Columbo is the best cop show, cause he treats it just like a job. He's good at his job, he likes his job, but he has a life outside of his job. It's not haunted by it, or obsessive over it. He leaves and comes back cause his shift is over.
Being silently judged by legless poultry.
October 16, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Being silently judged by legless poultry.