Nothing says "not gay" like posting pictures of you with your much younger wife who married you for money, picking fights with your (now ex) white girl bestie, and canceling your day so you can crash out to the phantom soundtrack before dramatically flying off to your gold-encrusted florida estate.

They should change the name again: 'Department of Ooh Look a Squirrel'

Aaarrgghhh!!! I hate that! 😡😡

This is the Maigret you need when most of Paris has seemingly been destroyed in a nuclear blast. Luckily you can still tell where he is because Eiffel Tower innit?

She’s gotta keep going like, “Elon musk is too much of a pampered failson to enjoy sea slugs”
(The next day) HERE ARE 8 SEA SLUGS ELON SAYS WILL CHANGE THE WORLD

Abby rocks! As does your (her) gift. Kidneys for the win! Glad you're still here matey. 🥰🎉✌️

This is like watching Resident Alien but with none of the humour, charisma or sex appeal.

Elon Musk when people say he doesn't like things:

Oooh excellent, I will definitely check that out! 😍😍

Wow I didn't know that! 🤯 I love Falk. I find his performances strangely calming. Episodes of Columbo are like a comfort blanket for me! 😂

I applaud and salute your deployment of spaghetti hoops in lieu of the traditional beans.

You're probably right! He was in a Wenders film after all.

They make the world suffer for all their own internal wounds and hurts.