Jay Sparks
@sparksjay.bsky.social
Entrepreneurship Coach. Skateboard Artist. Radio/Podcast Host. Role-Player. Nerd. Creative. Dreamer. Working on being an ally. Columbia, Mo (would love a follow back)
We're so glad to see so many of you lovely people here tonight
And we would especially like to welcome all the
Representatives of Illinois' law enforcement community
Who have chosen to join us here in
The Palace Hotel Ballroom at this time
We do sincerely hope you'll all enjoy the show
And we would especially like to welcome all the
Representatives of Illinois' law enforcement community
Who have chosen to join us here in
The Palace Hotel Ballroom at this time
We do sincerely hope you'll all enjoy the show
a group of men in suits are dancing on stage
Alt: a group of men in suits are dancing on stage
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 1:22 AM
We're so glad to see so many of you lovely people here tonight
And we would especially like to welcome all the
Representatives of Illinois' law enforcement community
Who have chosen to join us here in
The Palace Hotel Ballroom at this time
We do sincerely hope you'll all enjoy the show
And we would especially like to welcome all the
Representatives of Illinois' law enforcement community
Who have chosen to join us here in
The Palace Hotel Ballroom at this time
We do sincerely hope you'll all enjoy the show
Any flight plans submitted for DC to Buenos Aires this evening?
Just checking.
Just checking.
November 18, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Any flight plans submitted for DC to Buenos Aires this evening?
Just checking.
Just checking.
Go off, I guess.
November 18, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Go off, I guess.
99-1 is fine by me. LFG
November 18, 2025 at 8:01 PM
99-1 is fine by me. LFG
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Buy low, sell high, right?
How would you rate Shedeur Sanders’ first NFL regular season appearance? 👀
November 17, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Buy low, sell high, right?
Bad Bunny at halftime?
If you haven’t picked a team yet, you’ve got a choice between Saskatchewan and Montreal.
Go look at their rosters and remember some guys.
Go look at their rosters and remember some guys.
Oh Canada we stand on guard for thee!
GREY CUP ON CBSSN
GREY CUP ON CBSSN
November 16, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Bad Bunny at halftime?
Nope.
Couldn’t get a hit off an MLB pitcher.
Couldn’t return a tennis serve from a pro.
Couldn’t make or stop a PK vs a soccer pro.
Couldn’t play out of a PGA sand trap, legally.
Couldn’t score a point in 1-1 vs an NBA pro.
These things are ridiculous.
Couldn’t get a hit off an MLB pitcher.
Couldn’t return a tennis serve from a pro.
Couldn’t make or stop a PK vs a soccer pro.
Couldn’t play out of a PGA sand trap, legally.
Couldn’t score a point in 1-1 vs an NBA pro.
These things are ridiculous.
If you had 4 tries to run for a first down in the NFL and you win $10 mil …. Would you be able to do it?? (You can choose your offensive line)
November 16, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Nope.
Couldn’t get a hit off an MLB pitcher.
Couldn’t return a tennis serve from a pro.
Couldn’t make or stop a PK vs a soccer pro.
Couldn’t play out of a PGA sand trap, legally.
Couldn’t score a point in 1-1 vs an NBA pro.
These things are ridiculous.
Couldn’t get a hit off an MLB pitcher.
Couldn’t return a tennis serve from a pro.
Couldn’t make or stop a PK vs a soccer pro.
Couldn’t play out of a PGA sand trap, legally.
Couldn’t score a point in 1-1 vs an NBA pro.
These things are ridiculous.
🤔🤔🤔
Youll never hear about AI “replacing” C-suite jobs
November 16, 2025 at 12:41 PM
🤔🤔🤔
Shocked the crew here in Columbia couldn’t find a way to make that 3rd down bat-down intentional grounding somehow.
Disappointed, really.
Disappointed, really.
November 16, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Shocked the crew here in Columbia couldn’t find a way to make that 3rd down bat-down intentional grounding somehow.
Disappointed, really.
Disappointed, really.
Referee: “Oh, the opposing team is looking around for a flag, guess I better make something up…”
November 16, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Referee: “Oh, the opposing team is looking around for a flag, guess I better make something up…”
Pride fest in CoMo tonight.
November 16, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Pride fest in CoMo tonight.
@sickoscommittee.org Is this the longest “red zone possession” of the year in the Miss St Mizzou game?
November 16, 2025 at 2:00 AM
@sickoscommittee.org Is this the longest “red zone possession” of the year in the Miss St Mizzou game?
Reposted by Jay Sparks
I don’t understand why Dems have to choose? “Trump is a corrupt billionaire pedo whose self-serving policies have made your life more expensive” is not that hard of a message imo
The usual suspects are telling Dems that Epstein won’t win elections, get back to “affordability” and I think my head might explode. www.offmessage.net/p/force-a-re...
Force A Referendum On The Epstein Coverup
It divides Republicans much more than "affordability" or any other economic issue.
www.offmessage.net
November 15, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I don’t understand why Dems have to choose? “Trump is a corrupt billionaire pedo whose self-serving policies have made your life more expensive” is not that hard of a message imo
One of the best things I do, not compared to anyone else, is doodle in meetings.
Question 25:
Brag on yourself.
There’s something you do better than literally everyone else. What is it?
Brag on yourself.
There’s something you do better than literally everyone else. What is it?
November 14, 2025 at 5:36 PM
One of the best things I do, not compared to anyone else, is doodle in meetings.
It’s always 17, and I wish I knew whether you actually deliberated about putting this on a prime number q or not… like I know you did it on purpose, but did you wonder if it would be funnier on 24?
Question 23:
What’s your favorite prime number?
What’s your favorite prime number?
November 14, 2025 at 5:36 PM
It’s always 17, and I wish I knew whether you actually deliberated about putting this on a prime number q or not… like I know you did it on purpose, but did you wonder if it would be funnier on 24?
Index card, rocks glass, and a free one-way trip to my garden.
Question 17:
Do you kill spiders if they’re in your house?
Do you kill spiders if they’re in your house?
November 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Index card, rocks glass, and a free one-way trip to my garden.
Any ska cover of a hit pop song
Question 11:
What’s the best piece of media where the adaptation is better than the source material?
What’s the best piece of media where the adaptation is better than the source material?
November 14, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Any ska cover of a hit pop song
Happy birthday
Question 8:
If you were in a situation where the only thing that could save a life was to successfully start a sing-a-long with a random group of strangers, what song are you belting?
If you were in a situation where the only thing that could save a life was to successfully start a sing-a-long with a random group of strangers, what song are you belting?
November 14, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Happy birthday
I don’t need this kind of roller coaster in my life
Question 7:
This is not a question. You are a unique and beautiful individual, thanks for being here.
This is not a question. You are a unique and beautiful individual, thanks for being here.
November 14, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I don’t need this kind of roller coaster in my life
Some good ass ribs served on a paper plate, a greasy-spoon diner’s cinnamon roll, a street vendor Chicago dog (relish, mustard, kraut), a 3-star Michelin sushi plate, with one of those choose-your-own soda machines on standby… and a large Andy’s PB & butterscotch concrete for dessert.
Question 5:
You’re about to be executed but you’re offered a last meal with no limitations, save the ingredients must exist currently on earth. What are you going with?
You’re about to be executed but you’re offered a last meal with no limitations, save the ingredients must exist currently on earth. What are you going with?
November 14, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Some good ass ribs served on a paper plate, a greasy-spoon diner’s cinnamon roll, a street vendor Chicago dog (relish, mustard, kraut), a 3-star Michelin sushi plate, with one of those choose-your-own soda machines on standby… and a large Andy’s PB & butterscotch concrete for dessert.
Reposted by Jay Sparks
And we knew this. This wasn't speculation. We studied it, we had the talking points. We trained volunteers to explain this to people. It's not a surprise. Rich people don't flee places with good quality of life when we increase the quality of life. They might try to cheat us, but they don't leave.
NEW: The first two years of Massachusetts' millionaire tax has raised $3 billion more than expected.
And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*
Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*
Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
Millionaire Tax That Inspired Mamdani Fuels $5.7 Billion Haul in Massachusetts
A millionaire levy in Massachusetts that New York City mayoral frontrunner Zohran Mamdani holds up as a model for taxing the rich has generated $3 billion more in revenue than expected without forcing...
www.bloomberg.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:16 AM
And we knew this. This wasn't speculation. We studied it, we had the talking points. We trained volunteers to explain this to people. It's not a surprise. Rich people don't flee places with good quality of life when we increase the quality of life. They might try to cheat us, but they don't leave.
We just need one American coin “And Change”. If something costs a dollar, it costs a dollar. If it costs two dollars, it costs two dollars. If costs in between that, it costs a Dollar And Change. Plus in every transaction there’s only ever one coin. Have it, give it. Need it, get it.
Republicans will be like oh you just oppose everything Trump does. Well let me tell you, he's 100% right in getting rid of the penny. Fuck the penny.
The US Mint has said that it will end the production of the penny, its lowest denomination coin, in cost-saving move
November 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
We just need one American coin “And Change”. If something costs a dollar, it costs a dollar. If it costs two dollars, it costs two dollars. If costs in between that, it costs a Dollar And Change. Plus in every transaction there’s only ever one coin. Have it, give it. Need it, get it.