James Alexander Clark
@spacepig.bsky.social
Motorcycling, mountain biking gravitational wave computational scientist, guinea pig fancier, rabbit-herd and robo-shepherd. LIGO Caltech (ATL FOB).
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You're laughing? Bovino had to go to his second favorite bar, a hollow tree stump where the bartender is a mouse serving raspberry cordial inside cups made out of acorns, and you're laughing
This rules. Kick Bovino out of every fucking bar in the country.
Border Patrol boss Gregory Bovino tossed from Las Vegas bar
Former U.S. Border Patrol Commander-at-Large Gregory Bovino was reportedly asked to leave a Las Vegas bar out of safety concerns for the venue’s customers.
lasvegassun.com
February 6, 2026 at 10:33 PM
You're laughing? Bovino had to go to his second favorite bar, a hollow tree stump where the bartender is a mouse serving raspberry cordial inside cups made out of acorns, and you're laughing
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i think we all need to step back and realize that peak art was made when neolithic pot in the shape of a pig was fired
February 6, 2026 at 7:46 PM
i think we all need to step back and realize that peak art was made when neolithic pot in the shape of a pig was fired
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Scientists put sharks in a tank with toys. They noticed that the sharks bite and push toys and deliberately swim in circles. But are they really playing?
Experts: "It's hard to say and research is ongoing."
#marinelife #science #toys #play
Experts: "It's hard to say and research is ongoing."
#marinelife #science #toys #play
February 6, 2026 at 6:20 AM
Scientists put sharks in a tank with toys. They noticed that the sharks bite and push toys and deliberately swim in circles. But are they really playing?
Experts: "It's hard to say and research is ongoing."
#marinelife #science #toys #play
Experts: "It's hard to say and research is ongoing."
#marinelife #science #toys #play
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Jfc. Today is another good day to disable auto play videos on here.
February 6, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Jfc. Today is another good day to disable auto play videos on here.
Scrunter @boontavista.com
Rumor: A 40th Anniversary Scrunt Celebration is Being Planned by Nintendo Instead of Zelda. https://ow.ly/yQ3W50Y9vEl
"Scrunt changed everything when it was released" - Shigeru Miyamoto
"Scrunt changed everything when it was released" - Shigeru Miyamoto
February 5, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Scrunter @boontavista.com
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hey wanna see 39 seconds of perfect video editing?
February 3, 2026 at 4:42 AM
hey wanna see 39 seconds of perfect video editing?
Stuart busting out the moves for the #dinnerdance (the ritual back-and-forth chase born of dinner excitement) #guineapig
February 2, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Stuart busting out the moves for the #dinnerdance (the ritual back-and-forth chase born of dinner excitement) #guineapig
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i made a version of wikipedia you can doomscroll
xikipedia.org
xikipedia.org
February 1, 2026 at 11:43 PM
i made a version of wikipedia you can doomscroll
xikipedia.org
xikipedia.org
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Stop! Look at this guy! He's atelopus hoogmoedi! Also known as Hoogmoed's harlequinfrog. He has come to wish you the day you deserve. Is that a good thing? For some of you.
February 1, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Stop! Look at this guy! He's atelopus hoogmoedi! Also known as Hoogmoed's harlequinfrog. He has come to wish you the day you deserve. Is that a good thing? For some of you.
Introducing: Stuart! Never imagined I'd think Shadow looked..large #guineapig
February 1, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Introducing: Stuart! Never imagined I'd think Shadow looked..large #guineapig
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I can officially confirm that the snow in NC is roughly one (1) corgi deep
January 31, 2026 at 9:46 PM
I can officially confirm that the snow in NC is roughly one (1) corgi deep
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Beavers are back in London 🦫
Here's how (and why) we did it ⬇️
Here's how (and why) we did it ⬇️
January 21, 2026 at 7:18 AM
Beavers are back in London 🦫
Here's how (and why) we did it ⬇️
Here's how (and why) we did it ⬇️
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GIVE
HIM
HAM
HIM
HAM
Mods are asleep, post Storm Shadow and his ham tongs (sound UP)
January 8, 2026 at 5:02 AM
GIVE
HIM
HAM
HIM
HAM
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Reminds me of a very similar bit of training female members of the British secret service were given during WW2: "Don't ask a man who works for their government what's happening. Confidently tell him something you know to be inaccurate, and he will be forced to correct you".
stop using AI to do your research. it hallucinates too often. if you want an answer to something, post something arrogant on the appropriate subreddit. something like: "this item performs 10% better than everything else. only idiots deny this." this will bait nerds into doing your research for you.
January 27, 2026 at 9:25 AM
Reminds me of a very similar bit of training female members of the British secret service were given during WW2: "Don't ask a man who works for their government what's happening. Confidently tell him something you know to be inaccurate, and he will be forced to correct you".
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(Dude suddenly stops pushing his broom across the floor of the Death Star)
Does this look like a big laser to anyone else
Does this look like a big laser to anyone else
Palantir employees are pressing company leadership over its work for ICE in internal company Slacks obtained by @wired.com
"In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this."
Scoop from @makenakelly.bsky.social
"In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this."
Scoop from @makenakelly.bsky.social
Palantir Defends Work With ICE to Staff Following Killing of Alex Pretti
“In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this,” one worker wrote on Slack.
www.wired.com
January 27, 2026 at 2:51 AM
(Dude suddenly stops pushing his broom across the floor of the Death Star)
Does this look like a big laser to anyone else
Does this look like a big laser to anyone else
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Not sure how we feel about this... Hard to tell if he was *that* calm because confused or cosy #guineapig
January 25, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Not sure how we feel about this... Hard to tell if he was *that* calm because confused or cosy #guineapig
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There’s a few ways they teach you how to hold your gun at ICE basic training. Sling, of course. Elbow cradle is fine, but basic. This is an advanced technique they like to call “The Accidental Orchiectomy”
January 26, 2026 at 6:19 AM
There’s a few ways they teach you how to hold your gun at ICE basic training. Sling, of course. Elbow cradle is fine, but basic. This is an advanced technique they like to call “The Accidental Orchiectomy”
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big papa huge time is a jovial…JUBILANT cat as proven by his big grin and closed eyes…whenever you can, be happy like big papa huge time! he is happy and joyous, enjoying the moment; just like how you should allow yourself to be! be like big papa huge time!
January 16, 2026 at 12:58 AM
big papa huge time is a jovial…JUBILANT cat as proven by his big grin and closed eyes…whenever you can, be happy like big papa huge time! he is happy and joyous, enjoying the moment; just like how you should allow yourself to be! be like big papa huge time!
Not sure how we feel about this... Hard to tell if he was *that* calm because confused or cosy #guineapig
January 25, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Not sure how we feel about this... Hard to tell if he was *that* calm because confused or cosy #guineapig