Jonny
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Jonny
@spacemanjonny.bsky.social
Talk about rugby at @scotrugbypod.bsky.social, play a bit too. Primary teacher the rest of the time. Lapsed punk.
Largely unrelated to this week's game and more of just a general observation...there can't be many people in the world as bad at their jobs as Andrea Piardi
November 15, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Exactly what South African rugby needs is a bunch of their medical and coaching staff rushing the referee to try and get a mouth guard impact ignored
November 15, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Ah shit, I forgot we were gonna be subjected to That Cunt on top of everything else
November 9, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Blair Murray showing almost Prendergast levels of being scared to commit to the tackle on that last try. Let Matera stop dead and funt it and just kind of...watched?
November 9, 2025 at 4:10 PM
When I thought Darcy had got that down I broke our light.

The light on the ceiling.
November 8, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Cardiff Blues Twitter has broken containment
12:40pm is not, nor will it ever be, "rugby o'clock".

That's just science.
November 8, 2025 at 12:31 PM
I've never knowingly sent a WhatsApp without any swearing in it and I don't intend to start now
@edjenx.bsky.social . @spacemanjonny.bsky.social won’t mind me sharing this. Confidence is sky rocketing now the New Zealand team has been announced.
November 6, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Remember when Dylan Hartley got banned for 3 months for calling Wayne Barnes a cheat? How have we got from that to someone being paid to go on TV to represent rugby saying this about a referee giving out a red for a head shot?
If Craig Doyle genuinely thinks that’s the ‘worst red card he’s ever seen’ he must be spending a lot of time in a fucking sensory deprivation tank between being the least likeable anchor in all of sport.
November 2, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Do they have a gun to Scott's giant noggin off camera?

"Just say that cracking people in the head with your shoulder is fine and that nobody should ever be sent off Beauden, nobody needs to get hurt here"
Good lad Beaudie
November 2, 2025 at 2:27 PM
A Beirne red card for overenthusiastic sorry shithousery AND Porter's scrummaging getting pinged at the first opportunity? We do love to see it
November 1, 2025 at 8:35 PM
The NFL has some of the best officiating systems in the world, how the fuck is this such a clown show?
November 1, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Reposted by Jonny
That’s for Trump
November 1, 2025 at 7:23 PM
It's still always quite nice to see all 3 Barretts standing together for the anthem, even if I do find them highly fucking objectionable
November 1, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I'm not a big #rugbyvalues person, but dragging Dobie away for his POTM interview before he's gone through the USA tunnel with the team is bad chat
November 1, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Selfless Hollywood offload to Duhi but keeps it himself and concedes a penalty instead of making a much easier one to give George a walk-in? Liam McConnell = Cannon Shagging shitebag confirmed
November 1, 2025 at 7:06 PM
This USA number 8 who's just come on and immediately started 2 fights is my new favourite
November 1, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Two of the all-time greatest songs about kicking fuck out of the English here, you have to say
November 1, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Even by politician standards, this is a piss weak response to someone trying to murder people with a firework on your watch
"I condemn the criminal attack on a building accommodating people applying for international protection in Drogheda last night...

"A full Garda investigation into this arson attack is underway. There will be serious consequences for those responsible."

(2/2)
November 1, 2025 at 1:05 PM
There's no sadder shared look than the one between two dads on the way into an under-5s dance class
November 1, 2025 at 11:06 AM
An American girl behind us just said to her friend, "but how did they get all this stuff?"

Take a seat my friend, do I have a story for you...
October 24, 2025 at 3:27 PM
5 rooms into the British Museum before I saw my first use of the word "acquired"
October 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Good morning, I can now officially say I'm going to see Strike Anywhere this week and that is extremely exciting
October 20, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Celebrating that incompletion just set off the fall detection on my watch 😂 Micah Parsons, oh my word...what a performance
October 19, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I obviously just googled Beigel Bake because clearly I'd go out of my way to go there so I mentioned it to Mrs M for our trip next week...10 minutes later she (fairly) asks me how I found it and I had to go, "well...the world sumo championships are on in London just now, right? So..."
I would've sworn this was AI if I hadn't seen the news this week
October 19, 2025 at 12:45 PM
My teammate refereed an under 16s school rugby match and got so much shit from both sidelines he called the captains in and said, "go and tell your parents if they don't calm down it'll be a penalty on you"

Says the sight of 15-year-old boys screaming at adults to behave themselves was class
October 19, 2025 at 8:05 AM