Jonny
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Jonny
@spacemanjonny.bsky.social
Talk about rugby at @scotrugbypod.bsky.social, play a bit too. Primary teacher the rest of the time. Lapsed punk.
I can only assume from this that Gul have a different version of their swimming gloves that cater to the Norfolk market
January 18, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Ahh those European nights at Thomond Park...
January 17, 2026 at 7:45 PM
SCOTLAND ARE GONNA WIN THE WORLD CUP
wait wut

*US VISA PROCESSING FROZEN FOR RUSSIA, BRAZIL, IRAN: FOX NEWS
January 14, 2026 at 4:19 PM
So if I understand right Glasgow had to get rid of our fan favourite non-Scottish players to save money and space for key Scottish players and now we're losing all those too? I dunno lads, I think I know which is the next chunky contract offering no return on investment we should be offloading...
January 13, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Saracens coming to Scotstoun next week with the pool on the line is broadly suboptimal for us, Toulouse going through as a frighteningly low seed is bad news for anyone who fancies themselves a contender. All in all extremely not ideal result
January 11, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Leinster fans on here cheering for actual, honest-to-god Saracens so they'll stay in the hunt and give them a help out against Glasgow next week. I know Leinster and Sarries fans buy their brown brogues from the same place and work for the same broker but catch yourselves on lads, it's unbecoming
January 11, 2026 at 6:47 PM
This is so cute but so sad...on the rare occasions that they beat us they're like this every single time, but we beat them and we're like, "right, on to the real teams now." We are not the same
Not. Done. Yet.

(part 1 of 2)
January 11, 2026 at 9:01 AM
I want nothing but defeat and perpetual sadness for Leinster like any other right thinking person, but the way The Future Of Irish Rugby was BEGGING to take that last kick when Harry Byrne went "no I'm taking it" and everyone just...let him? Hook it to my veins
January 10, 2026 at 10:53 PM
We just drove past a gritter called "Control Salt Delete"

Absolutely incredible
January 10, 2026 at 2:54 PM
The person who named these knew exactly what they were doing
January 10, 2026 at 12:33 PM
Dan Lancaster has shown flashes for Glasgow this season but this is shit or get off the pot time for him...if he can't do it with that backline against a Clermont team that's basically out of the competition, you'd think he's not gonna do it at all
January 9, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Veep. The answer is Veep.
Given that apparently the Stranger Things finale was meh (idk, didn't watch it, just the scuttlebutt) and we're not that far removed from the disastrous GOT finale that retroactively made everyone have never cared about the show:

What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
January 7, 2026 at 9:47 AM
This is the absolutely perfect final Duncan Weir performance. I love it.
January 3, 2026 at 9:28 PM
FUCK YES MEATBALL
January 3, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Imagine your scrum half was the best winger in the league? Some team this Glasgow Warriors
January 3, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Fuck me, Wales literally cannot get out of their own way...Cardiff might still manage to finish in the playoff places this year and Ospreys absolutely are not capable of that. They're gonna be merged into one team with one owner by summer, surely just let the one that's gonna survive win?
January 1, 2026 at 9:30 PM
This may be naiveté on my part, but I think if my team's very existence depended on it I might simply not get fucking prison shamed by the Dragons
January 1, 2026 at 9:23 PM
The first thing that springs to mind is Congratulations Smack And Katy by Reggie And The Full Effect
MTV is officially ending all of its music channels.

In honor of that, what's your favorite music video?
December 31, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Yer man saw Rivers get back in the game and decided to keep himself ready to start slinging passes at any moment
Touchdown Tom dressing like this with one glove makes him look like a hitman
December 29, 2025 at 10:59 AM
3 Edinburgh front rows with 2 professional games between them coming on after watching Zander spread Schoeman across the park, I would be seriously thinking about tweaking a hamstring in my walk from the bench to the sideline
December 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Anna is right...one is not enough, let's get rid of at least two
The fact that one of these four clubs is likely not to exist this time next year really is genuinely sickening. #SCAvOSP #CARvDRA
December 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
We've got my brother-in-law's Munster daft best man joining us for dinner later...we'd already bought the eldest a new Glasgow top but I rushed out on Tuesday and bought him a Warriors Santa hat to go with it. Shithousing doesn't stop just because it's Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Fair play, Mrs M has absolutely dialled in my two main loves with the t shirt she got me for Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Insane that they think they're the baddies from James Bond but they're actually the baddies from Austin Powers
I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?
December 24, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Despite the fact that we have, very occasionally, driven from the in-laws in Fenwick to Shawlands for breakfast, I still howled the whole way through this incredibly niche but hilarious observation
Southside cafés complaining about proposed parking restrictions cracks me up so much because I'm sorry but in the real world people do not travel to Govanhill and Shawlands for their cafés by car.
December 21, 2025 at 3:20 PM