Alistair Lawrence
@spaced1999aka.bsky.social
"Dreary nerd" - Victor Lewis-Smith
Likely to have ill-informed opinions about: Archive television. Doctor Who. The Archers.
https://www.instagram.com/spaced1999aka
Likely to have ill-informed opinions about: Archive television. Doctor Who. The Archers.
https://www.instagram.com/spaced1999aka
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A female sex demon is called a succubus. A male sex demon is called an incubus. A non-binary sex demon is called an omnibus.
October 29, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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About a decade or so ago I bought the Crime Traveller DVD and for some reason told my disinterested mum. The next day Michael French came into her work and she told him her son had bought CT on DVD; he responded, ‘why would anyone do that?’
October 29, 2025 at 8:31 AM
About a decade or so ago I bought the Crime Traveller DVD and for some reason told my disinterested mum. The next day Michael French came into her work and she told him her son had bought CT on DVD; he responded, ‘why would anyone do that?’
Oh dear, how unfortunate that the rest of the family has to go on a brilliant holiday without Alice or Adam. Shame.
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
October 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Oh dear, how unfortunate that the rest of the family has to go on a brilliant holiday without Alice or Adam. Shame.
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
Let's just stop there before Roy Kinnear falls off a horse.
Hear me out: four musketeers
September 28, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Let's just stop there before Roy Kinnear falls off a horse.
Just seen a fresco of Robert Powell in a hot tub.
August 21, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Just seen a fresco of Robert Powell in a hot tub.
Creeping into the crypt for a crêpe.
August 21, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Creeping into the crypt for a crêpe.
Got my hands on some Dicks, so that's my weekend sorted.
August 16, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Got my hands on some Dicks, so that's my weekend sorted.
Having taken a break from this place, I'm just now remembering that Bluesky is full of people who take themselves incredibly seriously and then get confused when you make jokes at your own expense.
"I'm trying to insult you here, but you insulted yourself! What's happening???!!1!11!!!"
"I'm trying to insult you here, but you insulted yourself! What's happening???!!1!11!!!"
August 11, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Having taken a break from this place, I'm just now remembering that Bluesky is full of people who take themselves incredibly seriously and then get confused when you make jokes at your own expense.
"I'm trying to insult you here, but you insulted yourself! What's happening???!!1!11!!!"
"I'm trying to insult you here, but you insulted yourself! What's happening???!!1!11!!!"
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I'm a bitch, I'm a lover
I'm a Brian, I'm a Glover
I wrestle, I'm on screen
I've read a book that's green
I'm a Brian, I'm a Glover
I wrestle, I'm on screen
I've read a book that's green
February 24, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I'm a bitch, I'm a lover
I'm a Brian, I'm a Glover
I wrestle, I'm on screen
I've read a book that's green
I'm a Brian, I'm a Glover
I wrestle, I'm on screen
I've read a book that's green
Aldi has a special offer on your mum.
June 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Aldi has a special offer on your mum.
Leo 14? The only Leo that matters is Number 2!
May 8, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Leo 14? The only Leo that matters is Number 2!
Celebrate the end of World War Eleven with Chas and Dave.*
*Not original Dave. Or Chas.
*Not original Dave. Or Chas.
April 7, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Celebrate the end of World War Eleven with Chas and Dave.*
*Not original Dave. Or Chas.
*Not original Dave. Or Chas.
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Happy with Mother's love Day.
March 30, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Happy with Mother's love Day.
He's never gonna give you 7up.
February 2, 2025 at 8:03 PM
He's never gonna give you 7up.
Christ, I always knew Soo was f'king Tory.
February 2, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Christ, I always knew Soo was f'king Tory.
A perfectly good panto performance from Mick, who was incapable of saying "ho-ho-ho" convincingly at Christmas.
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
January 31, 2025 at 7:14 PM
A perfectly good panto performance from Mick, who was incapable of saying "ho-ho-ho" convincingly at Christmas.
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
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Here’s a joke circulating in Germany:
What borders on stupidity?
Mexico and Canada…
What borders on stupidity?
Mexico and Canada…
January 28, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Here’s a joke circulating in Germany:
What borders on stupidity?
Mexico and Canada…
What borders on stupidity?
Mexico and Canada…
Ah, knitted ferrets with Brian & Miranda's initials on them, I wonder where Eddie got those from...
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
December 24, 2024 at 10:51 PM
Ah, knitted ferrets with Brian & Miranda's initials on them, I wonder where Eddie got those from...
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
“I’m driving home for Christmas, I can’t wait to see their faces”
December 21, 2024 at 7:51 PM
“I’m driving home for Christmas, I can’t wait to see their faces”
Monday's face-off between Brenda and Natasha has just reminded me of the old Harry Enfield sketches. "I can't help noticing I'm considerably richer than you."
youtu.be/ex45znGdECE
#TheArchers
youtu.be/ex45znGdECE
#TheArchers
Harry Enfield - Considerably Richer Than You (Part One)
YouTube video by Harry Merry
youtu.be
December 18, 2024 at 8:49 AM
Monday's face-off between Brenda and Natasha has just reminded me of the old Harry Enfield sketches. "I can't help noticing I'm considerably richer than you."
youtu.be/ex45znGdECE
#TheArchers
youtu.be/ex45znGdECE
#TheArchers
December 16, 2024 at 9:50 PM
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Actual footage of Duncan Norvelle going to heaven. RIP.
December 12, 2024 at 4:38 PM
Actual footage of Duncan Norvelle going to heaven. RIP.