One positive about being Australian is we never really got the opportunity to pretend our colony is anything more than a rolling genocide to enable the strip mining of the continent. Sorry they had you believing yours was somehow different, & good luck surviving its inevitable destruction. <3

elon's doppelganger is getting mugged by zoomers on a fortnite stream www.twitch.tv/connoreatspa...

You know David Schwimmer will outlive the rest of the fuckin cast by decades. Motherfucker will be 114 years old doing cameos about how much Ross sucked shit, no one will get the significance but in the Megaprison(tm) you just have to watch whatever's on. RIP in peace chandler.

(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao

every day on here now

It's gotta be so demoralizing working for the New York Times. You spend days diligently re-reporting a week-old regionally published article you're pretending doesn't already exist only to open the op-ed section and see "Mongrel Sterilization Is in the Constitution" by Trevor M. Swastika.

Evergreen 🧵.

If you ever wanted to know where all these dudes whining about being Alphas Alphas and making their women submit come from, Domo here nailed it.

This generation of men has to be likeable. But instead many doubled down on control.

Erasure of the immortal science of Marxism-Leninism as usual.

People completely vindicated by history:
John Brown
Sinéad O’Connor
The guy who got Shinzo Abe with the gizmo

You’re on a date with the woman but she lays on her back, her belly baking in the hot sun, beating her legs trying to turn herself over, but she can’t. Not without your help. But you’re not helping. You’re not helping! Why is that?

Boyt-Manff test.

The modern eye is so alienated from food shortages that they don't understand that this is a famine as experienced by people who were alienated from food production

really? because testing people's blood to see if they're unworthy of survival is usually a policy with no drawbacks, historically speaking.

i don't subscribe to blocklists i like to hunt in the manner of my ancestors

I feel like if Google is smart enough to extract this info based on my search, it should also be smart enough to realise that most of the world doesn’t use Narnia measurements, and provide a conversion

The psychic damage I took from reading all this. This has gotta be some new strain of Karen; just say you're gonna call the cops because black ppl called you out, takes two sentences tops, jesus christ.

I can fix climate change all I need is immunity from prosecution