Count of Monte Carlo 𓉡
@solarpunkfox.bsky.social
Solarpunk communist, novid enthusiast, falconeer and member of the Not Fine Gang.
Less posting, more building.
Less posting, more building.
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I’ve spearheaded an operation to deliver ice cold water to an encampment of unhoused neighbors.
The e-bike makes it so much easier but I’m still often having to do multiple trips a day.
We really need to fundraise for ice or an ice machine. Buying $12 of ice a day is pretty unsustainable.
The e-bike makes it so much easier but I’m still often having to do multiple trips a day.
We really need to fundraise for ice or an ice machine. Buying $12 of ice a day is pretty unsustainable.
Reposting in light of recent shitass comedian and podcaster activity.
Though I did in fact make this card, but I find delivering it orally works just as well, I start with a “I’m glad you asked…”
December 29, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Reposting in light of recent shitass comedian and podcaster activity.
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Nick Fuentes is what would happen if Randall Weems was an iPad kid.
December 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Nick Fuentes is what would happen if Randall Weems was an iPad kid.
They’ll call it “your golden years” because all of the green will be driven away by the all encompassing golden rays of the ever hotter sun.
Something most people in developed economies don’t realise is:
If your retirement age is 65, and you’re below the age of 45 today, that means your retirement will occur after our climate reaches an unliveable 2.5C above 1850 temperatures.
If your retirement age is 65, and you’re below the age of 45 today, that means your retirement will occur after our climate reaches an unliveable 2.5C above 1850 temperatures.
Ben is basically a libertarian and I can’t agree that retirement itself is stupid.
But he’s right that 65 is too young to get social security. We can’t afford it anymore.
Medicare though needs a different solution. Raising the retirement age won’t fix why it’s expensive.
But he’s right that 65 is too young to get social security. We can’t afford it anymore.
Medicare though needs a different solution. Raising the retirement age won’t fix why it’s expensive.
December 29, 2025 at 4:43 AM
They’ll call it “your golden years” because all of the green will be driven away by the all encompassing golden rays of the ever hotter sun.
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If the Count of Monte Carlo recommends an anime it’s good. And it’s not just because it’s a take on the Count of Monte Carlo.
But it helps.
But it helps.
What do you get if you mix together far-future sci-fi, Alexander Dumas, European impressionism, *deep breath* fashion designs by Anna Sui, and Ukiyo-e art? You get Gonzo's 2004 series, Gankutsuou: The Count of Monte Cristo.
Only by seeing this show in motion is true justice done to it.
Only by seeing this show in motion is true justice done to it.
December 29, 2025 at 3:30 AM
If the Count of Monte Carlo recommends an anime it’s good. And it’s not just because it’s a take on the Count of Monte Carlo.
But it helps.
But it helps.
It’s not until you’re trying to build a small lending library of mutual aid e-bikes that you truly realize what a scourge fat tire wheels are in the sector.
With such a limited budget we have to make every watt hour count and those clown shoe tires just suck up the juice.
With such a limited budget we have to make every watt hour count and those clown shoe tires just suck up the juice.
December 28, 2025 at 6:24 PM
It’s not until you’re trying to build a small lending library of mutual aid e-bikes that you truly realize what a scourge fat tire wheels are in the sector.
With such a limited budget we have to make every watt hour count and those clown shoe tires just suck up the juice.
With such a limited budget we have to make every watt hour count and those clown shoe tires just suck up the juice.
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Picard honesty tip: Don't let anyone else tell you how many lights you see.
December 28, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Picard honesty tip: Don't let anyone else tell you how many lights you see.
I with the upmost sincerity hope when Jon’s catching “the holiday bug” this year he also catches a clot in his milquetoast liberal brain.
And that goes for every other liberal and so called leftist that’s spent the last four years snickering and helping make our already small world even smaller.
And that goes for every other liberal and so called leftist that’s spent the last four years snickering and helping make our already small world even smaller.
We need those who claim to be “left” to stop punching down on the disabled, covid cautious and immune compromised.
Masking is resistance.
It’s community care.
The ruling class wants you sick and weak so you won’t fight back.
Healthcare is being gutted.
There’s never been a better time to mask
Masking is resistance.
It’s community care.
The ruling class wants you sick and weak so you won’t fight back.
Healthcare is being gutted.
There’s never been a better time to mask
December 28, 2025 at 7:34 AM
I with the upmost sincerity hope when Jon’s catching “the holiday bug” this year he also catches a clot in his milquetoast liberal brain.
And that goes for every other liberal and so called leftist that’s spent the last four years snickering and helping make our already small world even smaller.
And that goes for every other liberal and so called leftist that’s spent the last four years snickering and helping make our already small world even smaller.
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It’ll never stop messing me up that this is what most people consider “during Covid”
December 26, 2025 at 6:16 PM
It’ll never stop messing me up that this is what most people consider “during Covid”
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School teaches you to fake passionate essays about topics you don't actually give a shit about
And, so no, I'm not surprised at the state of mainstream media and unfluencers
Incentivized to publish nonsense as long as it's engaging regardless of (lack of) validity and integrity
And, so no, I'm not surprised at the state of mainstream media and unfluencers
Incentivized to publish nonsense as long as it's engaging regardless of (lack of) validity and integrity
December 25, 2025 at 5:47 PM
School teaches you to fake passionate essays about topics you don't actually give a shit about
And, so no, I'm not surprised at the state of mainstream media and unfluencers
Incentivized to publish nonsense as long as it's engaging regardless of (lack of) validity and integrity
And, so no, I'm not surprised at the state of mainstream media and unfluencers
Incentivized to publish nonsense as long as it's engaging regardless of (lack of) validity and integrity
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It's an addiction countless times worse than fentanyl. Being a billionaire is the most anti-human thing one can be. They're like dragons, but not cool... piss-dragons, if you will.
December 25, 2025 at 12:48 AM
It's an addiction countless times worse than fentanyl. Being a billionaire is the most anti-human thing one can be. They're like dragons, but not cool... piss-dragons, if you will.
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Its Unabomber but whatever, still funny
December 25, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Its Unabomber but whatever, still funny
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Fox friends- 2025
Stay warm and safe, friends.
Stay warm and safe, friends.
December 24, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Fox friends- 2025
Stay warm and safe, friends.
Stay warm and safe, friends.
Absolutely.
Should we sell our car, buy an e-bike, and rent a two-bedroom DADU with no parking?
December 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Absolutely.
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I am tired of this website. These people. I am tired of getting caught in the tangle of their fell for it again.
December 22, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I am tired of this website. These people. I am tired of getting caught in the tangle of their fell for it again.
This further reduces the status of teacher into the realm of glorified babysitter and certainly will keep wages tracking more and more into the equivalent of such because where are they going to get the money to pay the ai companies?
You are painting a vision of a future in which teachers create lessons with "A.i.," students complete them with "A.i.," and teachers grade them with "A.i."
No learning takes place under this system.
The only benefactors of this system are the corporations being paid for the "A.i." products.
No learning takes place under this system.
The only benefactors of this system are the corporations being paid for the "A.i." products.
December 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
This further reduces the status of teacher into the realm of glorified babysitter and certainly will keep wages tracking more and more into the equivalent of such because where are they going to get the money to pay the ai companies?
My first time using procreate and gotta say it’s very worth $15 for an app with no subscription.
Adobe can pound sand.
Adobe can pound sand.
I am tired of this website. These people. I am tired of getting caught in the tangle of their fell for it again.
December 23, 2025 at 4:15 PM
My first time using procreate and gotta say it’s very worth $15 for an app with no subscription.
Adobe can pound sand.
Adobe can pound sand.
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There are goatses all around for those with eyes to see
December 23, 2025 at 12:15 AM
There are goatses all around for those with eyes to see
I am tired of this website. These people. I am tired of getting caught in the tangle of their fell for it again.
December 22, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I am tired of this website. These people. I am tired of getting caught in the tangle of their fell for it again.
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Youth pastor voice: Do you know who else was a trans cat girl who got persecuted by the state for being too adorable?
December 22, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Youth pastor voice: Do you know who else was a trans cat girl who got persecuted by the state for being too adorable?
This is why I don’t want people around me who can’t leave the Nazi website or curb their consumerism or wear a F’ing mask.
The future is going to demand so much more from us.
The future is going to demand so much more from us.
Thinking
As with the
Thwaites
AMOC collapse and
Coral reef tipping point
The shock of
3C/2050
Is starting to settle itself.
It is something I have to add to the weight of it all now.
It's so heavy.
And there is no choice except to carry it with me and keep moving forward.
🔥🌎💥☄️
As with the
Thwaites
AMOC collapse and
Coral reef tipping point
The shock of
3C/2050
Is starting to settle itself.
It is something I have to add to the weight of it all now.
It's so heavy.
And there is no choice except to carry it with me and keep moving forward.
🔥🌎💥☄️
Sunny Day When Sharks Attack GIF
ALT: Sunny Day When Sharks Attack GIF
media.tenor.com
December 22, 2025 at 2:04 AM
This is why I don’t want people around me who can’t leave the Nazi website or curb their consumerism or wear a F’ing mask.
The future is going to demand so much more from us.
The future is going to demand so much more from us.
Clanker gave this a graphic content label which is proof of the cristofascist bias.
December 21, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Clanker gave this a graphic content label which is proof of the cristofascist bias.
Half the reason I don’t listen to many leftist podcasts these days is due to that they clearly haven’t left the platform.
The rest is infantile ideology which is not ~always~ related.
The rest is infantile ideology which is not ~always~ related.
the broad inability to leave a social media platform owned by a white supremacist and prolific manipulator of public perception really is one of the most discouraging data points right now
December 21, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Half the reason I don’t listen to many leftist podcasts these days is due to that they clearly haven’t left the platform.
The rest is infantile ideology which is not ~always~ related.
The rest is infantile ideology which is not ~always~ related.