LaNorris Sellers’ Heisman Trophy
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Tim finally has something to say omg
February 6, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Tim finally has something to say omg
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we are getting way more penis stories than i expected during these olympics
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February 6, 2026 at 3:28 PM
we are getting way more penis stories than i expected during these olympics
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kamala harris's 6-7 themed zoomer digital marketing group has already changed its name after getting made fun of. for some reason they changed it to "68." we're witnessing a level of political instinct never before imaginable
February 6, 2026 at 6:54 AM
kamala harris's 6-7 themed zoomer digital marketing group has already changed its name after getting made fun of. for some reason they changed it to "68." we're witnessing a level of political instinct never before imaginable
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rage in favor of the machine
February 6, 2026 at 6:29 AM
rage in favor of the machine
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I mean, it worked for #MeToo so why not run it back
It’s really weird for some corners of the media to do a whole “the Epstein files are a moral panic that has gone too far” thing when no one has faced any sort of punishment and doesn’t sound like they’re going to.
February 6, 2026 at 5:27 AM
I mean, it worked for #MeToo so why not run it back
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Live look at the Ammortal execs after Stafford went 47/8 for 4700 yards and an MVP.
February 6, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Live look at the Ammortal execs after Stafford went 47/8 for 4700 yards and an MVP.
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Wizards need to call these people immediately
Thought he was done but they put Stafford on a $75,000 hot dog warmer in an Airstream for three days and he won and MVP
February 6, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Wizards need to call these people immediately
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Gute didn’t listen to me smh
February 6, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Gute didn’t listen to me smh
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February 6, 2026 at 4:11 AM
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lavonte david is also a hall of fame player but this post insinuating that keuchly got a notoriety bump because he played for the CAROLINA PANTHERS is absolutely killing me
You’ll never convince me Lavonte David wasn’t a better linebacker during the same period and the only reason he didn’t get more all pros and pro bowls was because he played in Tampa
February 6, 2026 at 4:03 AM
lavonte david is also a hall of fame player but this post insinuating that keuchly got a notoriety bump because he played for the CAROLINA PANTHERS is absolutely killing me
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They literally had Matthew Stafford in the device at the beginning of the season, man.
So much happened this season that was just incredibly funny
So much happened this season that was just incredibly funny
February 6, 2026 at 4:00 AM
They literally had Matthew Stafford in the device at the beginning of the season, man.
So much happened this season that was just incredibly funny
So much happened this season that was just incredibly funny
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Now that’s posting
February 6, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Now that’s posting
high impact🤝🤝🤝🤝
February 6, 2026 at 3:51 AM
high impact🤝🤝🤝🤝
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kuechly HOF extremely well deserved 🫡🫡🫡
February 6, 2026 at 3:12 AM
kuechly HOF extremely well deserved 🫡🫡🫡
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Phil knew what he was doing here 🤨
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February 5, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Phil knew what he was doing here 🤨
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I know Penn State is shorthanded, but this level of beatdown doesn't seem like it should happen in a Big Ten conference game
February 6, 2026 at 12:49 AM
I know Penn State is shorthanded, but this level of beatdown doesn't seem like it should happen in a Big Ten conference game
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“actually your honor, the jury has requested to review the entire game tape. for evidentiary reasons.”
February 6, 2026 at 12:40 AM
“actually your honor, the jury has requested to review the entire game tape. for evidentiary reasons.”
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ok but imagine how funny it would be to get on this jury just watching a dude intentionally spike curveballs on repeat
February 6, 2026 at 12:40 AM
ok but imagine how funny it would be to get on this jury just watching a dude intentionally spike curveballs on repeat
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Guys you gotta take reindeer organs
February 5, 2026 at 8:34 AM
Guys you gotta take reindeer organs
Arne is actually the baldest man ever lmao
Don't know which is more embarrassing, that I missed one or that I immediately recognized the other five
February 5, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Arne is actually the baldest man ever lmao