LaNorris Sellers’ Heisman Trophy
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Painting a portrait of tomorrow, with the colors Txuri-Urdin.
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I talked about Real Sociedad: Their process, the Basque Derby, the “Lisan al-Zubimendi,” and adjustments
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this is how every soccer final should open
"Road to the NWSL Final 2025: If humanity perishes like this, will the people of the next era even remember us?"
"Road to the NWSL Final 2025: If humanity perishes like this, will the people of the next era even remember us?"
this is the intro cutscene in a game where you make children play soccer
November 14, 2025 at 4:44 AM
this is how every soccer final should open
"Road to the NWSL Final 2025: If humanity perishes like this, will the people of the next era even remember us?"
"Road to the NWSL Final 2025: If humanity perishes like this, will the people of the next era even remember us?"
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Incredible things happening on TikTok
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Incredible things happening on TikTok
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Savannah DeMelo 💜: "The prayers and messages received the last couple months have meant the absolute world to me."
"Surgery complete 🫶🏼 !!!!"
#RacingLou #NWSL
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"Surgery complete 🫶🏼 !!!!"
#RacingLou #NWSL
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Racing Louisville star Savannah DeMelo provides positive update
Racing Louisville and USWNT midfielder Sav DeMelo shares a positive update via Instagram.
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November 14, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Savannah DeMelo 💜: "The prayers and messages received the last couple months have meant the absolute world to me."
"Surgery complete 🫶🏼 !!!!"
#RacingLou #NWSL
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"Surgery complete 🫶🏼 !!!!"
#RacingLou #NWSL
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they look like denim
Patriots uniforms look like a dryer sheet caked with lint
November 14, 2025 at 1:51 AM
they look like denim
this framing is crazy??
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 1:33 AM
this framing is crazy??
dude was so locked in… hood up headphones in this was a business trip #salute
Best yet, we got video of Luis Rubiales getting hit with eggs by his uncle, Luis Rubiales
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November 14, 2025 at 1:23 AM
dude was so locked in… hood up headphones in this was a business trip #salute
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Probably the most comparable European league to the new MLS timings from July to May, with a long winter break, is the Russian Premier League.
Reading a lot of comments on social media that suggest the soon to come MLS season structure will make it like Germany!
Not exactly. These days our winter break is less than 3 weeks & really just so that Christmas remains quiet as per tradition.
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Not exactly. These days our winter break is less than 3 weeks & really just so that Christmas remains quiet as per tradition.
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November 14, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Probably the most comparable European league to the new MLS timings from July to May, with a long winter break, is the Russian Premier League.
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oh wow that’s crazy
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
November 13, 2025 at 7:04 PM
oh wow that’s crazy
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
dudes family all over the place lmao but at least his uncle on the good side… couldn’t necessarily say the same for his mom:
November 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
dudes family all over the place lmao but at least his uncle on the good side… couldn’t necessarily say the same for his mom:
I’m hearing news of a… Ronaldo red card? lol
November 13, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I’m hearing news of a… Ronaldo red card? lol
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CHANCEL MBEMBAAAAAAAA
November 13, 2025 at 8:52 PM
CHANCEL MBEMBAAAAAAAA
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What makes people furious is of course how the NYT uses its own wide discretion about what to pursue, what to beat the drum on, when to have qualms about running with something, and when to just put it out there. There’s the rules, and then there’s the rules about when you apply the rules.
here at the Paper of Record, when an open white supremacist leaks someone's college application in an attempt to imply he got unfair race-based special treatment, even though he was rejected, we know what to do: publish it immediately prospect.org/2025/07/09/2...
November 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
What makes people furious is of course how the NYT uses its own wide discretion about what to pursue, what to beat the drum on, when to have qualms about running with something, and when to just put it out there. There’s the rules, and then there’s the rules about when you apply the rules.
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Incredible. Jess has been on this story for YEARS. The victim's mother recently told her – in a quote that was shown to the state's Pardon and Parole board, contributing to their clemency recommendation – “They should let him live. I don’t think they should execute him.” The governor listened.
BREAKING: Tremane Wood, who was moments away from being executed for a killing his brother admitted to committing, received a last minute clemency grant from Gov. Kevin Stitt www.huffpost.com/entry/treman...
Tremane Wood Spared From Execution In Shocking Decision
His case marks only the second time Gov. Kevin Stitt has commuted a death sentence since entering office in 2019.
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November 13, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Incredible. Jess has been on this story for YEARS. The victim's mother recently told her – in a quote that was shown to the state's Pardon and Parole board, contributing to their clemency recommendation – “They should let him live. I don’t think they should execute him.” The governor listened.
November 13, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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the reggae girlz are doing a fundraiser for hurricane relief in jamaica!
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Reggae Girlz' Hurricane Melissa Relief Fundraiser
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November 13, 2025 at 6:25 PM
the reggae girlz are doing a fundraiser for hurricane relief in jamaica!
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LLUÍS CORTÉS? haven’t heard that name in a little bit ah
Caroline Weir's POTM display 🏅👏
UEFA Technical Observer Lluís Cortés emphasises the Scottish international's impact after Real Madrid's #UWCL draw against Paris FC 🔎
UEFA Technical Observer Lluís Cortés emphasises the Scottish international's impact after Real Madrid's #UWCL draw against Paris FC 🔎
UEFA Women's Champions League tactical analysis: How Real Madrid salvaged a point against Paris FC | UEFA Women's Champions League
UEFA Technical Observer Lluís Cortés emphasises the impact of Player of the Match Caroline Weir after Real Madrid snatched a UEFA Women's Champions League draw against Paris FC.
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November 13, 2025 at 6:40 PM
LLUÍS CORTÉS? haven’t heard that name in a little bit ah
Osimhen recovers from the Osi-miss
November 13, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Osimhen recovers from the Osi-miss
Two Sevilla players combining to save Nigeria #noooticing
November 13, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Two Sevilla players combining to save Nigeria #noooticing
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Everyone help us wish Ryan Gareis a very happy birthday!! 🥳
November 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Everyone help us wish Ryan Gareis a very happy birthday!! 🥳
OOOSIMHEEEEEEENNNNN lol
November 13, 2025 at 6:10 PM
OOOSIMHEEEEEEENNNNN lol
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12 minutes of stoppage time before extra time between Nigeria and Gabon in a CAF World Cup Qualifying Playoff.
It's live on ESPN+ -> www.espn.com/watch/player...
It's live on ESPN+ -> www.espn.com/watch/player...
November 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
12 minutes of stoppage time before extra time between Nigeria and Gabon in a CAF World Cup Qualifying Playoff.
It's live on ESPN+ -> www.espn.com/watch/player...
It's live on ESPN+ -> www.espn.com/watch/player...
AHAHAHAHAHAHA GABON I TAKE BACK EVERY NEGATIVE WORD SAID
November 13, 2025 at 5:57 PM
AHAHAHAHAHAHA GABON I TAKE BACK EVERY NEGATIVE WORD SAID
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They know the numbers are so bad they can't even lie about them so they're just saying the Employment Numbers Machine is broken like it's a McFlurry mixer
Kevin Hassett on the October jobs report: "We'll maybe be able to concoct something, but we'll never actually know for sure what the unemployment rate was in October."
November 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
They know the numbers are so bad they can't even lie about them so they're just saying the Employment Numbers Machine is broken like it's a McFlurry mixer
this is the craziest way to go out rn
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 5:39 PM
this is the craziest way to go out rn