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LaNorris Sellers’ Heisman Trophy
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That awkward moment when-
SaÑdra @sandraherrera.bs...• 9d It's going to be hilarious when Coffey and Flint end up on BEST XI but weren't finalists [for midfielder of the year] lol
November 19, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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that’s a busy bee #FBChartParty
Jaelin Howell did some stuff
November 19, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Correct! That noted tho, the consistency and trust Juan Carlos has shown in her, especially on a squad with parts that move, is worth noting. Per FBRef, Emily Sonnett is the only player on the team who touched the ball more or played more in the reg szn.
Emily Sonnett led gotham in touches in the regular season, Howell being second Emily Sonnett led Gotham in minutes this season, Howell being second
November 19, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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lol
Sofascore has all of Man U back line’s match ratings as red, which is below 6 (the above was FotMob my brain was scrambled for a sec pls)
November 19, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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#RedDevils
Sofascore has all of the match ratings in Man U’s back line below 5, which is bad.
November 19, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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My thoughts on Howell from like a week ago via a messy @bteampodcast.bsky.social transcript. But yea I thought after the KC game it was clear this individual had to play for that national team.
I was going to say a quick hat tip for Jaelin Howell in this game because she was kind of a human Wrecking Ball as well as being quite an important player and touch heavy player in the team [in build up] And the thought that came to my head was this is the player that adds dawg to the national team that is missing. And also without sacrificing too much of the ability on the ball that people like Emma Hayes value [so much] So I think she kind of made her case for that almost today in that game as well. This is an auto-generated transcript. Its accuracy may vary.
November 19, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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#IKnowWhatYouAre
Ronaldo and Trump, together?????
November 19, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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#AllPlayersAreGoodPlayers
Margie accumulated some stats at Washington State including a 17 G/A season and a 13 G/A season in 2022 and 2023 respectively At UGA in 2024 Margie nicked 9 goals and 2 assists
November 19, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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they love a USWNT legend tbf to them they keep em on there
Kelley O’Hara is that you?? I miss Alex Morgan on the Wave she had a special couple of seasons there Tobin Heath was a hooper fr Megan Rapinoe to be fair to them did retire recently, but also VERY PUBLICLY
November 19, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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You could put together an all-Sofascore roster list negligence 11
Madison Tiernan!!!! Julie Ertz???
November 19, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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some negligence gems in here, man wow
Darian Jenkins on the mighty Orlando Pride!
November 19, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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God bless Sofascore
Seattle Reign Midfielder Beverly Yanez Racing Louisville Coach Beverly Yanez
November 19, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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you win this round @secondball.bsky.social, but we’ll get em next time lol
Ovalle had two huuuge chances missed
November 18, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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I think I said this on our B’dor @bteampodcast.bsky.social episode. We have stars in America. I made the very bold assertion then that players like Mal and Soph are American stars who are among the literal best on earth and this will be evident when they return to playing.
The GMs overwhelmingly believe the NWSL has enough star power, which we do.
November 18, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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hejejejejwkwkwjdhehdamn
GMs said overwhelmingly that the Chicago Stars are holding the NWSL back
November 18, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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#VizzingEverywhere @catabush.com
Esther Gonzalez does a lot for this Gotham attack. SOMEONE is going to have to make an appearance in the final if Gotham want to beat the Spirit.
November 18, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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my 1-9 homie put 130+ points on my headtop in fantasy, McMillan and Pickens @ WR pls man
It happens sometimes any given Sunday type vibes (McMillan and Pickens fried up)
November 18, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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lol we will talk abt this
document from the Malaysia case featuring: “Player 2 Facundo Tomás Garcés Rattaro Colón (Argentina), Deportivo Alavés (Spain)”
November 18, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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“Esther Dolezal isn’t real, she can’t hurt you”
Esther Dolezal:
Esther Dolezal!
November 17, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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yea you just aren’t doing this sport the way CAF is doing it lmao
headline: Nigeria coach Eric Chelle alleges DR Congo players practiced 'voodoo' during penalty shootout
November 17, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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kurt angle shocked face meme
November 17, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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oh wow
Atletico Madrid team picture featuring Leicy Santos (bottom right next to the crest flag) and Castellanos (4th from the left on top just above the crest flag)
November 16, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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a text from someone that reads: If Trin leaves I hope she goes to Spurs and not Chelsea or Arsenal
November 16, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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aaaaaalright then
Nyara Sabally Changed My Life @SocratesCousin “But yea, man. That's Gamecock football. In very large print there is a disclaimer that says: Believe at your own risk. The light at the end of the tunnel is fake, and it's really the darkest it's ever been.”
November 15, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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31-30
depressed Ruben Amorim
November 15, 2025 at 8:08 PM