Snarky Robot
@snarkyrobot.bsky.social
Professional table pounder. Amateur opinion haver.
Likes technology and sports. Loves dogs. Smells good.
Asymmetric in training.
Likes technology and sports. Loves dogs. Smells good.
Asymmetric in training.
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I like that the same day a guy was like “this place will never be Twitter” this thread gave us the most 2015 Twitter experience (complimentary) imaginable.
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 4:38 AM
I like that the same day a guy was like “this place will never be Twitter” this thread gave us the most 2015 Twitter experience (complimentary) imaginable.
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There’s vomit on his sweater already, Curt Cignetti.
January 20, 2026 at 4:14 AM
There’s vomit on his sweater already, Curt Cignetti.
What a dumb way for a great game to end.
January 20, 2026 at 4:15 AM
What a dumb way for a great game to end.
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sorry my mentions are a wreck now—will be sending photos and videos to the company tomorrow and will update if I learn anything about how this happened or what they did about it
but uh, thanks for tuning in for this episode of “musicology duck gets briefly kidnapped”
but uh, thanks for tuning in for this episode of “musicology duck gets briefly kidnapped”
January 20, 2026 at 3:34 AM
sorry my mentions are a wreck now—will be sending photos and videos to the company tomorrow and will update if I learn anything about how this happened or what they did about it
but uh, thanks for tuning in for this episode of “musicology duck gets briefly kidnapped”
but uh, thanks for tuning in for this episode of “musicology duck gets briefly kidnapped”
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this bus driver is going to call me tomorrow and to claim he was wrongfully terminated
January 20, 2026 at 3:22 AM
this bus driver is going to call me tomorrow and to claim he was wrongfully terminated
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I uh, un-recommend Best Bus
January 20, 2026 at 2:28 AM
I uh, un-recommend Best Bus
Gonna bet the bus driver that has kidnapped @musicologyduck.bsky.social’s entire bus was already having a bad day, but I’m guessing it’s gonna get worse from here.
January 20, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Gonna bet the bus driver that has kidnapped @musicologyduck.bsky.social’s entire bus was already having a bad day, but I’m guessing it’s gonna get worse from here.
Goa-lie fight d-doo-d-doo-d-doo
Goa-lie fight d-doo-d-doo-d-doo
Goa-lie fight d-doo-d-doo-d-doo
Bob vs Ned
Goa-lie fight d-doo-d-doo-d-doo
Goa-lie fight d-doo-d-doo-d-doo
Bob vs Ned
January 20, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Goa-lie fight d-doo-d-doo-d-doo
Goa-lie fight d-doo-d-doo-d-doo
Goa-lie fight d-doo-d-doo-d-doo
Bob vs Ned
Goa-lie fight d-doo-d-doo-d-doo
Goa-lie fight d-doo-d-doo-d-doo
Bob vs Ned
I will probably repost this fight at least three more times.
It’s a goalie fight! It sparks joy!
It’s a goalie fight! It sparks joy!
Alex Nedeljkovic vs Sergei Bobrovsky Jan 19, 2026
Alex Nedeljkovic vs Sergei Bobrovsky Jan 19, 2026
Alex Nedeljkovic vs Sergei Bobrovsky from the San Jose Sharks at Florida Panthers game on Jan 19, 2026
www.hockeyfights.com
January 20, 2026 at 2:03 AM
I will probably repost this fight at least three more times.
It’s a goalie fight! It sparks joy!
It’s a goalie fight! It sparks joy!
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We have a goalie fight!
Sergei Bobrovsky skates all the way down to challenge Alex Nedeljkovic (h/t @msmambo.bsky.social)
Sergei Bobrovsky skates all the way down to challenge Alex Nedeljkovic (h/t @msmambo.bsky.social)
January 20, 2026 at 1:17 AM
We have a goalie fight!
Sergei Bobrovsky skates all the way down to challenge Alex Nedeljkovic (h/t @msmambo.bsky.social)
Sergei Bobrovsky skates all the way down to challenge Alex Nedeljkovic (h/t @msmambo.bsky.social)
I am pulling for Miami exclusively because I feel like the ACC having the national champion would be the funniest outcome.
January 20, 2026 at 12:44 AM
I am pulling for Miami exclusively because I feel like the ACC having the national champion would be the funniest outcome.
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Now he's claiming to have invented "I read the rest of the poem" saying.
January 20, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Now he's claiming to have invented "I read the rest of the poem" saying.
The dude whining that his engagement bait didn’t get him likes has blocked me for asking people to like his posts so he doesn’t feel sad. Sorry for trying to help, dorkballs.
January 19, 2026 at 11:01 PM
The dude whining that his engagement bait didn’t get him likes has blocked me for asking people to like his posts so he doesn’t feel sad. Sorry for trying to help, dorkballs.
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This shot from NFL Films is unbelievable
January 19, 2026 at 6:10 PM
This shot from NFL Films is unbelievable
Would love to see the numbers on how much profit the New York Times makes from the various non-news endeavors they have, vs how much they get from the actual news.
January 19, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Would love to see the numbers on how much profit the New York Times makes from the various non-news endeavors they have, vs how much they get from the actual news.
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Mike Vrabel was hired by the Patriots on January 12th and is now the most senior head coach in the AFC East.
January 19, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Mike Vrabel was hired by the Patriots on January 12th and is now the most senior head coach in the AFC East.
McDermott tearfully said goodbye to his players today, and wished them the best of luck, noting that despite the deaths of the terrorists who blew up the planes on 9/11, their sacrifice helped ensure the success of the rest of the organization, who remained dedicated to carrying on with the mission.
January 19, 2026 at 5:56 PM
McDermott tearfully said goodbye to his players today, and wished them the best of luck, noting that despite the deaths of the terrorists who blew up the planes on 9/11, their sacrifice helped ensure the success of the rest of the organization, who remained dedicated to carrying on with the mission.
Please welcome to Buffalo new Bills HC…Matt Patricia
January 19, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Please welcome to Buffalo new Bills HC…Matt Patricia
Honestly, I don’t know about firing McDermott. But it instantly becomes one of the better potential open positions. It’s just…some of the best candidates are already off the board, and it’s not clear you’ll actually get an upgrade. Unless maybe they said to fire coordinators and he refused to do so?
January 19, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Honestly, I don’t know about firing McDermott. But it instantly becomes one of the better potential open positions. It’s just…some of the best candidates are already off the board, and it’s not clear you’ll actually get an upgrade. Unless maybe they said to fire coordinators and he refused to do so?
John Harbaugh frantically trying to get Grok to give him a way to one-up Bill Belichick’s resignation from the Jets.
BREAKING: Sean McDermott is out as the Bills’ head coach, a source tells The Athletic.
January 19, 2026 at 2:26 PM
John Harbaugh frantically trying to get Grok to give him a way to one-up Bill Belichick’s resignation from the Jets.