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Snarky Robot
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Professional table pounder. Amateur opinion haver.
Likes technology and sports. Loves dogs. Smells good.

Asymmetric in training.
There are plenty of Americans who don’t deserve this. And I don’t include myself in that. When possible, I hope Europeans take time to differentiate out the many vulnerable minority populations in the US as not being the same. It’s not always going to be easy, but I think that’ll probably be better.
I don't think the Americans, and yes, I mean all of you, are prepared for how hated you now are by everyone.

Its not going away folks. Youve lost all rights to speak to us without being told to go fuck yourselves.
Lutnick heckled in Davos. FT: “The gathering on Tuesday night descended into uproar after combative remarks from Lutnick, the people said, with widespread jeering, some guests walking out and appeals for calm from Fink.”
January 21, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Primary this weak wet dork.
NEWS: While Hakeem Jeffries has announced he's opposing the DHS/ICE funding bill tomorrow, his team is not whipping the vote. Several frontliners are expected to vote yes. There's a difference in leadership between personal vote decisions & unifying the caucus.
From me:
prospect.org/2026/01/21/j...
Jeffries Won’t Whip Vote Against ICE Funding - The American Prospect
While the House Democratic leader announced personal opposition to a funding bill for the Department of Homeland Security, he won’t pressure his colleagues to do the same.
prospect.org
January 21, 2026 at 8:41 PM
I think there should be a list of reporters and pundits who wrote stories or offered opinions about Joe Biden’s mental acuity. And every single time there is a clear example of Trump being soft in the head, they should be forced to answer why they haven’t offered the same opinion of him or be fired.
January 21, 2026 at 2:46 PM
I genuinely hope the bus thread sparks someone to write a novella or screenplay inspired by it. Because if there’s room for Die Hard, But On A Bus (Speed, 1994), I think there’s room for Falling Down, But On A Bus). The inspiration for any meltdown is a far richer tableau today than it was in 1993.
January 21, 2026 at 8:38 AM
What is the least sketchy smart home security company these days anyway? Ring is for cops, Vivint seems like a MLM scam half the time, and I’m not sure I’ll ever trust ADT.

I think the real answer here is “stop worrying about security, it’s all a scam”, but monitoring for fire does feel much safer.
January 21, 2026 at 7:07 AM
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Yeah,
This is the kind of shit I learned Graphic design for.
December 18, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Let tonight be a lesson to all of us: Make sure you have established your own, and are aware of your loved ones', advance directives.

Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
January 21, 2026 at 5:26 AM
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wow just woke up from a nap, i guess everyone else on Air Force One realized we aren't going to the right place
January 21, 2026 at 5:11 AM
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I love it when we all stay up late having fun together in our jammies with our little snacks
January 21, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Sucks for you, MAGA; tease and denial is one of my kinks.
January 21, 2026 at 5:25 AM
Remember that meme pointing out the hypocrisy that Republicans were attacking Newsom for going to Davos, except that Trump was going too? Turns out someone showed him it.
January 21, 2026 at 5:17 AM
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I didn’t know that bus driver was also a pilot
INBOX: Air Force One (tail number 29000), which was carrying President Trump from Washington, D.C. to Davos, Switzerland, appears to be turning back. (h/t @PollTracker2024/X)

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January 21, 2026 at 3:49 AM
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Everyone in his inner circle would be insider trading trading on his death on Kalshi before turning the plane around
January 21, 2026 at 4:05 AM
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NO
January 20, 2026 at 6:26 PM
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I like that the same day a guy was like “this place will never be Twitter” this thread gave us the most 2015 Twitter experience (complimentary) imaginable.
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 4:38 AM
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There’s vomit on his sweater already, Curt Cignetti.
January 20, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Suspicious
January 20, 2026 at 4:24 AM
What a dumb way for a great game to end.
January 20, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Got dam Mendoza
January 20, 2026 at 3:38 AM
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sorry my mentions are a wreck now—will be sending photos and videos to the company tomorrow and will update if I learn anything about how this happened or what they did about it

but uh, thanks for tuning in for this episode of “musicology duck gets briefly kidnapped”
January 20, 2026 at 3:34 AM
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January 19, 2026 at 8:05 PM
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this bus driver is going to call me tomorrow and to claim he was wrongfully terminated
January 20, 2026 at 3:22 AM
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I uh, un-recommend Best Bus
January 20, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Gonna bet the bus driver that has kidnapped @musicologyduck.bsky.social’s entire bus was already having a bad day, but I’m guessing it’s gonna get worse from here.
January 20, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Goa-lie fight d-doo-d-doo-d-doo
Goa-lie fight d-doo-d-doo-d-doo
Goa-lie fight d-doo-d-doo-d-doo
Bob vs Ned
January 20, 2026 at 2:27 AM