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He/him. Marginally amusing is the bar. 🇺🇦 🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇸

As the sign says, death to kings.

Women's rights are human rights. Trans rights are human rights. Civil rights are human rights.
We put Aldrich Ames in prison and elected Trump POTUS and they're basically the same guy.
January 7, 2026 at 12:26 AM
I loved living in MSP.
An off-duty ICE agent was just confronted in Minneapolis after people noticed a Nazi SS lightning bolt tattoo on his neck.

If you’re proud enough to ink it on your neck, why are you running when people notice?
January 6, 2026 at 8:40 PM
I'm sorry, but there's just not enough roadkilled bear to go around for everyone.
January 6, 2026 at 7:15 PM
LOTR is popular with the right because they understand neither subtext nor text.
January 6, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Reposted by I want ONE thing for Xmas...
A reminder - before Trump, MAGA, Musk and Fox rewrote history - that this is what the entire country agreed had happened five years ago today:
January 6, 2026 at 12:40 PM
I have to be completely up front about this. I stole this line from a Foghorn Leghorn cartoon. I say, I say...
You're about as sharp as a sack full of wet mice.
January 6, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Reposted by I want ONE thing for Xmas...
"A History of Warner Bros. Through Mergers"

Because no one else would make it, I decided to. Yoicks, and away! #WarnerBros #Netflix #VideoEditing
January 5, 2026 at 3:27 AM
This is basically what is going on with the US right now.
Did you never play SimCity, and build a city that ran so well you triggered disasters because you were bored?

I only half joke.
January 6, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Everyone wanna see how to interact with toxic faux left accounts? Pay attention, now...
January 6, 2026 at 12:22 AM
It's good to put rich people in control of the government because you can obviously trust them not to steal anything because they're already rich. /s
January 5, 2026 at 11:38 PM
If you start treating bad faith, faux-left, outrage posting clout farmers the same way you do MAGAs (insta-block) then a lot of these problems go away.

The nuclear block is there for this exact reason.
January 5, 2026 at 11:06 PM
I'm sure this will put all the stories to rest. Nice job by the Trump regime at eliminating the Epstein files as an issue. 🤣
The Epstein files production we received from the DOJ last month was both incomplete and overly redacted. Entire pages blacked out with ZERO explanation.

A clear obstruction of justice for survivors and accountability for co-conspirators.

We won’t stop until we get the truth.
January 5, 2026 at 11:04 PM
I say give Rod Dreher his own show on network TV.
January 5, 2026 at 11:02 PM
I think we can all agree that Barack Obama's ego was totally out of control.
WH sources say Venezuela's opposition leader committed the "ultimate sin": She accepted the Nobel Peace prize.

“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.

www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
January 5, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Many, many people on this site *hate* it when anyone acts as if Republicans have agency.
Schumer: "Republicans must -- if there was ever a time, they must step up to the plate. This is the time. And if they don't, they're gonna feel the heat from their constituents."
January 5, 2026 at 8:35 PM
New policy. Anyone defending stupid brigading over deliberate misreadings of someone else's posts, much less actually participating, get's an anticipatory insta-block.
The fucked up thing is that Sad Trombone Karl got what he fucking wanted
January 5, 2026 at 8:30 PM
This is not a "so you're surprised by this" post, but the only reason Trump ran for President is because Obama made fun of him.

So, yeah.
Out here starting a war because someone made fun of them
January 5, 2026 at 5:43 PM
See? The @nytimes.com proves that it knows how to manufacture a narrative when they want to, even when it requires gallons and gallons of bullshit.

They just don't want to build a narrative out of Trump's open corruption and law breaking.
They wanted Cuomo to win and now they want to make Mamdani a failure
NYT returns to character assassination. Note the framing, which implies Mandani targeted Israel exec orders when in fact, it was all orders after Adam’s was hopelessly compromised by indictment and bending a knee to the Trump admin.

www.nytimes.com/2026/01/02/n...
January 4, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Bring this kind of stupid shit into my TL and I'll never see you again. "KKKHive" is definitely stupid and also kind of seriously racist.
January 4, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Looks like Pete Hegseth is drunk again.
Face the Nation devotes a minute of today's show to a propaganda statement from Pete Hegseth, then cuts to commercial
January 4, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Narrator: Marco Rubio was not, in fact, involved in these policies. 🤣

Little Marco is clearly completely out of the loop.
STEPHANOPOULOS: Are you running Venezuela right now?

RUBIO: George, I'll explain again that the leverage we have here is the leverage of the quarantine. That is a Department of War operation. I'm obviously intricately involved in these policies
January 4, 2026 at 6:37 PM
I'm not really joking or even being trying to be mean when I say that Marco Rubio looks clinically depressed here.
Marco Rubio on comparisons between Venezuela and Iraq: "People need to stop describing the apples of the Middle East to the oranges of the Western Hemisphere
January 4, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Spooky
The Abandoned #MAGA Wax Museum
January 4, 2026 at 4:45 PM
"The Mighty Boosh" is the "Monte Python" of the 2000's and yet almost no one realizes it.
a man with dreadlocks and red lipstick is wearing a suit and tie and says `` do you love me ? im old greg ''
ALT: a man with dreadlocks and red lipstick is wearing a suit and tie and says `` do you love me ? im old greg ''
media.tenor.com
January 4, 2026 at 6:40 AM
We coulda had ourselves a bad...
January 4, 2026 at 6:33 AM