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@smilner.bsky.social
Hip hop, Dungeons & Dragons, Buffalo Bills, Mazovian socio-economist
he/they
he/they
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I'll try to surreptitiously get a pic of my co-worker talking on one when he inevitably takes the plunge.
He's all-in on Our Man here, and also has bad enough impulse control that he bought four 3-D TVs when he thought that was going to take off
He's all-in on Our Man here, and also has bad enough impulse control that he bought four 3-D TVs when he thought that was going to take off
That lil Forrest Gump trot of his
November 23, 2025 at 8:34 PM
That lil Forrest Gump trot of his
If the old man were going to use the lottery winnings on an experimental life-saving surgery but the news of winning prompted a fatal heart attack, that actually would be ironic
November 21, 2025 at 5:25 PM
If the old man were going to use the lottery winnings on an experimental life-saving surgery but the news of winning prompted a fatal heart attack, that actually would be ironic
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Frustratingly, we actually did really good stopping the run
November 21, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Frustratingly, we actually did really good stopping the run
A supervisor here is talking about how he's probably not going to get the driving simulator he's been planning on installing at home in 2026, more likely 2027
November 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
A supervisor here is talking about how he's probably not going to get the driving simulator he's been planning on installing at home in 2026, more likely 2027
@chaensaw.com I just saw the words "Black Flag remake" on my skyline. Thought you should have them on yours, too.
November 21, 2025 at 4:23 PM
@chaensaw.com I just saw the words "Black Flag remake" on my skyline. Thought you should have them on yours, too.
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November 21, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Really looking fwd to Twin Peaks with the kids tonight. 213 and 214 on the docket
November 21, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Really looking fwd to Twin Peaks with the kids tonight. 213 and 214 on the docket
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having to rank all my parasocial relationships as i decide what order to listen to too many podcasts episodes today
November 21, 2025 at 3:10 PM
having to rank all my parasocial relationships as i decide what order to listen to too many podcasts episodes today
Berry Gordy's The Last Dragon
Raiders of the Lost Ark
The Princess Bride
Who Framed Roger Rabbit!
This is all a pretty obvious mix revealing my age and gender
Raiders of the Lost Ark
The Princess Bride
Who Framed Roger Rabbit!
This is all a pretty obvious mix revealing my age and gender
Name your top 4 80s films.
November 21, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Berry Gordy's The Last Dragon
Raiders of the Lost Ark
The Princess Bride
Who Framed Roger Rabbit!
This is all a pretty obvious mix revealing my age and gender
Raiders of the Lost Ark
The Princess Bride
Who Framed Roger Rabbit!
This is all a pretty obvious mix revealing my age and gender
"No one wants to be the guy on the other side of the debate" [citation needed]
November 21, 2025 at 1:03 PM
"No one wants to be the guy on the other side of the debate" [citation needed]
I do not want to want to go to this (not a typo), and yet...
Professional dungeon masters and other industry veterans are teaching worldbuilding and campaign building at Dungeon Master University
Dungeon Masters are going to school to hone their skills
Professional dungeon masters and other industry veterans are teaching worldbuilding and campaign building at Dungeon Master University
www.polygon.com
November 21, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I do not want to want to go to this (not a typo), and yet...
Extreme discipline with my alarm clock paid off (fit in a shower *and* cooked up a great breakfast sandwich)
November 21, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Extreme discipline with my alarm clock paid off (fit in a shower *and* cooked up a great breakfast sandwich)
I don't normally go off too much about blocks, but yesterday was weird and I got kind of a rush about it, even if I wasn't skeeting any different than normal. I'm guessing something ended up on a feed I wouldn't have expected.
And good for everyone involved.
And good for everyone involved.
November 21, 2025 at 10:59 AM
I don't normally go off too much about blocks, but yesterday was weird and I got kind of a rush about it, even if I wasn't skeeting any different than normal. I'm guessing something ended up on a feed I wouldn't have expected.
And good for everyone involved.
And good for everyone involved.
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Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
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My friends on Bluesky:
November 21, 2025 at 7:47 AM
My friends on Bluesky:
ANTICS
November 21, 2025 at 4:22 AM
ANTICS
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can’t believe sean mcdermott bought the Guy Who Will Cheat On You frames
sean mcdermott in his fuckass glasses can’t see all the problems with his football team
November 21, 2025 at 4:13 AM
can’t believe sean mcdermott bought the Guy Who Will Cheat On You frames
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once again. the terrible depleted bills defense is keeping them in the game and the offense is shifting its pants
November 21, 2025 at 3:56 AM
once again. the terrible depleted bills defense is keeping them in the game and the offense is shifting its pants
Unis are sweet tonight
November 21, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Unis are sweet tonight
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This is fucking horrifying.
Swastikas and nooses are just “potentially divisive”? Are you kidding me?
Swastikas and nooses are just “potentially divisive”? Are you kidding me?
November 20, 2025 at 6:36 PM
This is fucking horrifying.
Swastikas and nooses are just “potentially divisive”? Are you kidding me?
Swastikas and nooses are just “potentially divisive”? Are you kidding me?
Senator Sanders, we absogoddamnlutely do that in America
Clearly, Trump has learned something from his good friend MBS: If you don't like what your political opponents say, execute them.
Unfortunately for Mr. Trump, that's not what we do in America.
Unfortunately for Mr. Trump, that's not what we do in America.
Trump is calling for the six Democratic lawmakers who urged the military not to follow any illegal orders to be arrested, and he’s reposting replies saying they should be hanged and calling them terrorists.
November 20, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Senator Sanders, we absogoddamnlutely do that in America
It is absolutely critical to understand that I act like this because I am paid hourly
November 20, 2025 at 6:06 PM
It is absolutely critical to understand that I act like this because I am paid hourly
This salad I was excited to bring to work really fkn sucks
November 20, 2025 at 5:54 PM
This salad I was excited to bring to work really fkn sucks
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Do the people under the B-52s prefer the rainbow one or
I hate this sort of meme.
“The only difference between the parties is whether the power to destroy human civilization rests in the hands of leaders who think gays, women, and black people should have their rights acknowledged.”
Even if true, how is Rainbow B-52 not infinitely preferable?
“The only difference between the parties is whether the power to destroy human civilization rests in the hands of leaders who think gays, women, and black people should have their rights acknowledged.”
Even if true, how is Rainbow B-52 not infinitely preferable?
November 20, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Do the people under the B-52s prefer the rainbow one or