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Smilner, Community Theater Actor (offer only)
@smilner.bsky.social
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Hip hop, Dungeons & Dragons, Buffalo Bills, Mazovian socio-economist
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A touch of class, for the discerning Bills fan
A can of Labatt Blue beer. The can is a seasonal variant graphic in the Zubaz style: a zebra-like criss-cross of red, white, and blue
November 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Mister Fetterman you are AARP eligible. You cannot write shit like this.
An excerpt from Sen. John Fetterman's (D-PA) new memoir: "Imagine going trick-or-treating and being told by adults that you are too tall to be the age you are, even though you really are just a kid. Imagine a list being passed around in class when you are in seventh grade rating boys in terms of their looks and getting a two. Imagine picking up Dungeons and Dragons in a vain attempt to find friends. Imagine all that, and you can imagine me."
November 19, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Don Draper drunk pitch meme. It remains in template form, because referencing the meme generally is probably quite clever enough
November 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Oscar Isaac "Somehow, Palpatine returned" meme, but it's "Somehow, woke returned"
November 5, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Ichiban from Yakuza doing the McConaughey smoking meme
November 5, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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You're gonna have to give him a moment, son. Dewey Cox has to think about his entire life before he plays.
Screenshot from Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth. Ichiban faces right with eyes closed, hands pressed together in front of him. The dialogue box says, "(Y'know, lately I've been so busy with what's in front of me. Might be good to reflect on how I got here.)" The provided options are "Reminisce" and "Head to work"
November 3, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Colbert and Black Friend Alan
October 30, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Main character "V" from Cyberpunk 2077, zoomed in for detail from the character generation section. Smilner went for a masc V, shown here shirtless with intricate tattoos of thorned vines, roses, butterflies, and other natural things. He has ear, cartilage, and eyebrow piercings and styled hair and beard in light pink and baby blue. He has vodka sclera, and glowing blue double irises, like your punch drunk and trying to focus on his eyes
October 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Admiral Motti
October 8, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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2 panel meme of Kuame Ture with the words, "In order for non-violence to work, your opponent must have a conscience. The United States has none, has none." Split between both frames
October 7, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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Oh, they telegraphed the reveal
A pic taken of the in-progress movie The Monster Squad (1987). Scary German Guy is translating Van Helsing's diary for the kids. A menorah is in the window in the background.
October 4, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Sometimes I look up 80s and 90s bands to see who is still working. I came across this image of Berlin that literally took my breath away, no cap AND pun intended.
An extremely low-res pic of the 80's New Wave band Berlin. It was taken in 2006, so obviously they're all dressed like assholes. Platform boots, pleather pants, spottily dyed hair, the works
October 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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September 11, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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dril tweet: Hello Alan this is your lawyer speaking. I am advising you today to please keep posting this shit (Guys I think dril double spaces after period)
September 10, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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A screenshot from the 1996 CD-ROM video game Dinosaur Safari, wherein you go back in time to shoot photos of dinosaurs, and the quality of the photo is based on how close to the provided silhouette you can get the shot
September 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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I've been writing notes as I Do The Reading, and putting the notes next to my work notes.
Three Post-It notes attached to the bottom of a monitor. The first says, "Forces of Production + Relations of Production = Mode of Production" The second says, "Objects of Labor - Things you work on (raw materials) Instruments of Labor - Tools = Means of Production Includes lands/buildings/vehicles/tech MoP + Human Labor = Forces of Production" The third says, "9/2 1 Line - adjust Filler to match cases?" A small clay tchotchke from one of my children sits under the monitor
September 4, 2025 at 9:30 AM
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The Bobs from Office Space, presumably asking what it is you do here
August 28, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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fin
A plate of homemade French toast
August 21, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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The time has come
Egg mix-soaked bread cooking on a Blackstone
August 21, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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We wait
Sliced Italian bread, drenched in French toast mix, in plastic gallon bags in a refrigerator
August 21, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Feels like this is gonna be good
Sliced day old Italian bread on a baking sheet, and a bowl with beaten egg, milk, cinnamon, and sugar on a cutting board
August 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Well, "journo brain" in spirit alone.
Taylor Lorenz's original skeet: I wish I could send this entire app to journalism school logan, hater club CEO quote skeets: Maybe your schooling is the fucking problem Taylor Lorenz replies: I didn't go to journalism school, but I understand how reporting works
August 19, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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I dunno, I just found this pretty
A glass bowl on a wooden cutting board. In the bowl is a cracked egg, a bit of milk, a small pinch of kosher salt, and a forkfull of spicy chili crisp. And a fork
August 16, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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The result
Bacon egg & cheese on a toasted French baguette. Cheese is pepper jack, egg is mixed with spicy chili crisp flakes. There's homemade garlic butter on the baguette
August 9, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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Yeah, alright
Bacon crisping on a well-seasoned Blackstone. A white mug of coffee labeled "coffee" is on the side table
August 9, 2025 at 12:56 PM