jem cranberry
@slrjptr.bsky.social
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history mom in the beetlejuice part of Connecticut
history mom in the beetlejuice part of Connecticut
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jem cranberry
@slrjptr.bsky.social
· Nov 6
okay well he can’t take away my right to play a ton of yo la tengo for my toddler
and if you choke and die on an otter colostrum tablet, you can’t run CMS into the ground
Dr. Oz: "If we can get the average person to work one more year in their whole lifetime -- just stay in your workplace for one more year -- that is worth about $3 trillion to the US GDP. That's the productivity we would unleash ... if you're sick, you can't work."
January 21, 2026 at 10:50 PM
and if you choke and die on an otter colostrum tablet, you can’t run CMS into the ground
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"To walk into a building that has a depiction of the burning of a Pequot village, and to stand here on this stage in this moment with a Pequot elected to the office of state representative, it’s historic and monumental."
www.ctpublic.org/news/2026-01...
www.ctpublic.org/news/2026-01...
Larry Pemberton Jr. becomes first Native American elected to CT General Assembly
“You are making history,” one House leader told Pemberton.
www.ctpublic.org
January 21, 2026 at 10:24 PM
"To walk into a building that has a depiction of the burning of a Pequot village, and to stand here on this stage in this moment with a Pequot elected to the office of state representative, it’s historic and monumental."
www.ctpublic.org/news/2026-01...
www.ctpublic.org/news/2026-01...
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listen, you can’t hate america more than americans hate america.
January 21, 2026 at 3:39 PM
listen, you can’t hate america more than americans hate america.
I swear they are picking locations based on where they can get cheap hotel rooms because why else occupy the coldest states with a group of people least equipped (chud losers) to do well in extreme weather
January 21, 2026 at 2:10 PM
I swear they are picking locations based on where they can get cheap hotel rooms because why else occupy the coldest states with a group of people least equipped (chud losers) to do well in extreme weather
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"How to Report ICE" #Maine edition is up! Print, cut, fold and distribute to help keep our neighbors safe!
drive.google.com/file/d/1SYez...
drive.google.com/file/d/1SYez...
Maine-SALUTE-zine-1-15-26.pdf
drive.google.com
January 15, 2026 at 7:37 PM
"How to Report ICE" #Maine edition is up! Print, cut, fold and distribute to help keep our neighbors safe!
drive.google.com/file/d/1SYez...
drive.google.com/file/d/1SYez...
I have a lot of beef with dicky b but right now that beef is jerky because I’m genuinely concerned his body doesn’t have moisture? can someone rehydrate my senator
Delta Sigma Theta’s 41st Annual MLK Scholarship Breakfast was an exciting celebration of educational achievement & commitment. Thank you to a great sorority!
January 21, 2026 at 1:20 AM
I have a lot of beef with dicky b but right now that beef is jerky because I’m genuinely concerned his body doesn’t have moisture? can someone rehydrate my senator
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Was putting away laundry and noticed this incredible pajama brand
January 20, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Was putting away laundry and noticed this incredible pajama brand
This company would have dumped sooooo much of this sauce in the backrooms of the lululemons i worked at 12+ years ago
I want to bully this pseudosciencey antifeminist sauce company so badly
January 20, 2026 at 11:21 PM
This company would have dumped sooooo much of this sauce in the backrooms of the lululemons i worked at 12+ years ago
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I'm not saying fascists have any concept of taste, quite the opposite, but they will regret the world they are building when it is gone and it's nothing but Mr. Medium Well's Asshole Steakhouse for dinner and John Phillip Souza marches at the theater.
January 20, 2026 at 10:22 PM
I'm not saying fascists have any concept of taste, quite the opposite, but they will regret the world they are building when it is gone and it's nothing but Mr. Medium Well's Asshole Steakhouse for dinner and John Phillip Souza marches at the theater.
Our snowgirl’s smile has turned into a long thin cig overnight and I think that’s very symbolic
January 20, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Our snowgirl’s smile has turned into a long thin cig overnight and I think that’s very symbolic
#nutmegsky please go to fish camp pleaaaaase go to fish camp in mystic
Hello I have visited the pit that emits oracular vapors of restaurant trend prophesy and have had a vision that fried fish sandwiches (upscaleified Filets-o-Fish et al) are on the cusp of being a huge huge thing and are only gonna get huger
January 20, 2026 at 1:32 PM
#nutmegsky please go to fish camp pleaaaaase go to fish camp in mystic
the paper in my hometown has been around for 149 years and there’s a section each week that shows chunks of the paper from various times, I check it every single week, it rocks.
Here is a menu of the fancy stuff that was available at the general store in January of 1901
Here is a menu of the fancy stuff that was available at the general store in January of 1901
January 20, 2026 at 12:19 AM
the paper in my hometown has been around for 149 years and there’s a section each week that shows chunks of the paper from various times, I check it every single week, it rocks.
Here is a menu of the fancy stuff that was available at the general store in January of 1901
Here is a menu of the fancy stuff that was available at the general store in January of 1901
I don’t like him and he’s not a good man but I have figured out how to play the beginning of “runaway” by kanye west on my child’s recorder
January 19, 2026 at 7:21 PM
I don’t like him and he’s not a good man but I have figured out how to play the beginning of “runaway” by kanye west on my child’s recorder
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1000 assaults on ICE officers, 8000 verbal assaults,
January 18, 2026 at 10:25 PM
1000 assaults on ICE officers, 8000 verbal assaults,
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If you tried to describe the style of hat the New England patriots logo guy is wearing to a haberdasher he would refer you to a mental hospital
January 18, 2026 at 8:33 PM
If you tried to describe the style of hat the New England patriots logo guy is wearing to a haberdasher he would refer you to a mental hospital
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MJ Lenderman, with J. Mascis, “Lotta Love” (Neil Young cover), 1/16/26, Riviera Maya, Mexico
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lMp...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lMp...
MJ Lenderman, with J. Mascis, “Lotta Love” (Neil Young cover), 1/16/26, Riviera Maya, Mexico
YouTube video by Oliver Yun
www.youtube.com
January 18, 2026 at 4:57 PM
MJ Lenderman, with J. Mascis, “Lotta Love” (Neil Young cover), 1/16/26, Riviera Maya, Mexico
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lMp...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lMp...
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Hi it's me, author of "Fuck Unions: Why Dems Need To Destroy Those Dirty Sweaty Hogpeople" back with my latest book, "Gone Woke: How Democrats Lost Their Connection To The Working Class"
January 18, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Hi it's me, author of "Fuck Unions: Why Dems Need To Destroy Those Dirty Sweaty Hogpeople" back with my latest book, "Gone Woke: How Democrats Lost Their Connection To The Working Class"
welcome to the party, brrr-onica! Please don’t come inside my home at night and kill me to possess my human form
January 18, 2026 at 3:56 PM
welcome to the party, brrr-onica! Please don’t come inside my home at night and kill me to possess my human form
saw a pair of clogs with the color code “Fudge Newbuck” and that is a really good name for a reporter in an old movie
January 17, 2026 at 9:49 PM
saw a pair of clogs with the color code “Fudge Newbuck” and that is a really good name for a reporter in an old movie
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maybe the president would like to have fergie's grammy for 'my humps' in his collection. i bet she'd come around
January 17, 2026 at 6:48 PM
maybe the president would like to have fergie's grammy for 'my humps' in his collection. i bet she'd come around
there was a man standing on our fake-looking new england green, alone in a decent amount of snow as more dumped down holding a sign that said
TRUMP IS A TYRANT
VANCE IS A SUCKASS
TRUMP IS A TYRANT
VANCE IS A SUCKASS
January 17, 2026 at 5:20 PM
there was a man standing on our fake-looking new england green, alone in a decent amount of snow as more dumped down holding a sign that said
TRUMP IS A TYRANT
VANCE IS A SUCKASS
TRUMP IS A TYRANT
VANCE IS A SUCKASS
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this also blew my mind for how naked a grab it is while being fully incompetent.
want a frosty but worry your glucose may be high? scream your social security number & I CONSENT into the drivethru speaker. wendy’s can access your epic medical records & predict your average saturday 2pm blood sugar.
want a frosty but worry your glucose may be high? scream your social security number & I CONSENT into the drivethru speaker. wendy’s can access your epic medical records & predict your average saturday 2pm blood sugar.
January 17, 2026 at 10:30 AM
this also blew my mind for how naked a grab it is while being fully incompetent.
want a frosty but worry your glucose may be high? scream your social security number & I CONSENT into the drivethru speaker. wendy’s can access your epic medical records & predict your average saturday 2pm blood sugar.
want a frosty but worry your glucose may be high? scream your social security number & I CONSENT into the drivethru speaker. wendy’s can access your epic medical records & predict your average saturday 2pm blood sugar.
there needs to be a Hans like in the mighty ducks up here who just sharpens skates in the woods but there is not and therefore? I must become the Hans
January 16, 2026 at 6:06 PM
there needs to be a Hans like in the mighty ducks up here who just sharpens skates in the woods but there is not and therefore? I must become the Hans
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when you're a boy you think Kermit deserves better, when you become a man you realize Piggy deserves better
January 14, 2026 at 8:12 AM
when you're a boy you think Kermit deserves better, when you become a man you realize Piggy deserves better