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jem cranberry
@slrjptr.bsky.social
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the facebook marked safe from meme and it says “marked safe from the nyt olivia nuzzi article”
November 14, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Scene of Lucille bluth asking michael bluth how much a banana would cost and it says “I mean it’s one drink Michael, how much thc could it have? 50mg?”
November 14, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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you can’t tell that it’s snowing in this but it is
November 13, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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“The you wouldn’t give a” meme with white text on black background and it says you wouldn’t give an American a 50 year mortgage
November 9, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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husband and I had grandparent childcare today so you KNOW we went to the limestone quarry that is surprisingly beautiful
mineral technologies limestone mine in Canaan CT NOT NEW CANAAN this pic is from google we were very clearly not flying overhead we were in front of it looking up and down
November 8, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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inside me there is one wolf and she’s wearing this
a brown haired pale lady in a very pretty “sears clothes for the home” dress from I want to say the 1960s, the top is clementine orange and has a collar and the bottom is like puffy quilted psychedelic citrus fun
November 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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making my son learn elton’s part in don’t go breaking my heart so we can duet in the kitchen
balboa bay window magazine showing lucille and buster bluth in matching kind of like yacht outfits (green pants, black and white striped shirts, black blazers) with a small photo of them from a mother boy competition I think and they are in white suits waving
November 7, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Yes! They had an unhinged guy in office for 13 years and they flipped it! Here is a segment of what his wife was posting about him during his campaign- it was absolutely wild
A Facebook post with a woman named Alfonsonsina Cassetti telling her husband’s rival for mayor that her husband was seen with a prostitute who she then names and gives the date
November 5, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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a small sign at a local museum underneath a nest of taxidermy beaver babies that says PUSH BUTTON TO VIEW VENTILATION SHAFT. And then me pushing it with a shrek colored nail
November 4, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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my husband moved himself away from the group during a pumpkin carving party in 2015 and was using all of these tools and was deeply focused for almost 90 minutes to later reveal this
it’s a maybe 15” (?) connecticut field pumpkin with a teeeny tiny maybe 1 total inch smiley face on it with two tiny eye holes and a simple round smile
October 31, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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no cheating! post the first 3 pics of bison in your camera roll
A baby bison with long leggies and a beautiful toffee colored fur A big dark brown bison with lighter brown yuckier fur growing on it,walking beside a teeeeny tiny whiteish grey baby bison- I think it’s its mom but it has horns idk I’m not a bison scientist Okay this is definitely a mom bison and it’s a rich coffee shade of brown and it’s snuggling its kind of amber colored littler soft baby and their heads are together. I use these images to make my son less scared of bison, a thing he is confusingly afraid of
October 29, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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RT if your child woke up overnight scared of this
The cover art for the 1994 dinosaur jr. album without a sound, it’s a painting done by a skateboarder of what my son things is a very unsettling rabbit but I think it’s a man with his head open? I’m not sure
October 29, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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a coloring sheet in black and white that has miss piggy on it and it says I may be a dumb bitch but I ain’t fucking stupid but it’s thick enough to be a sign and works so
October 18, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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we could slip away
wouldn't that be better
me with nothing to say
and you in your pope francis sweater
I don’t even know if it’s real or ai generated it’s on Etsy so it could go either way- it’s a black sweatshirt that says pope Francis in kind of muppets show gold font and has his birth and death years and 4 pics of him in different poses with lots of twinkles and stars behind him
October 17, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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women do like the vehicle
outspan orange car that looks like an orange fruit and is on the body of a mini cooper
October 16, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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poshmarked this jazzy purse for my sister’s wedding bag and stocked it with various cosmetic and medicinal things for her wedding weekend and then also- popped this baby in there and it was her favorite item @billhookunion.beanyear.com #beanmerch
A chartreuse and cream striped beaded purse with darker green peppers on it on a red plaid coverlet, a white hand is holding holographic bean sticker
October 14, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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October 14, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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my grandpa was a floral designer and helped me do my wedding flowers and event flowers for my job and he passed last year and I have cried this whole day on the cape arranging florals (some I grew in CT) for my sister’s wedding in the place he loved most and I am deliriously tired and happy
An array of antique medicine bottles and amber and olive vases with a kind of chaotic mix of apple green, coral, purples and white flowers.
October 11, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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I wanted you to see cape cod chicken parm
I’m truly not kidding these are two catering pans of buttered penne with grilled chicken tenders all over it. That’s it. That’s the entire parm.
October 10, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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turn it up!!!!
my husband’s car screen showing him listening to a track called “Dyson v6 batter replacement” by Mostly Helpful as we drive to cape cod because he’s trying to use his dewalt battery pack to pimp our vacuum
October 8, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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for some reason I have been with my husband 10 (!) years and can never remember if his birthday is the 17th or 19th
sent text (blue) that says hey you dated my husband when is his birthday
October 4, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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sally, I am concerned as to why this needed to be clarified
a recipe with black text on white background that says Muffins • 3/4 cup (180g/ml) fresh apple cider (NOT apple cider vinegar)
October 3, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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while you guys are enjoying the life of a showgirl I’m enjoying my LIFE watching a SHOW about some GIRLS
Luke from Gilmore girls but he’s old and he’s in a pinkish flannel and I truly think his backwards cap is computer generated- overall a bad pic just letting you know
October 3, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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good thing we took “how to safely hold sticks outside” class at mountain school
blonde toddler in tan canvas pants and a denim shirt in an Apple orchard holding a little walking stick
October 2, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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the trump sons looking ghastly as hell and also coked out
September 30, 2025 at 5:22 PM