jem cranberry
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history mom in the beetlejuice part of Connecticut
history mom in the beetlejuice part of Connecticut
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jem cranberry
@slrjptr.bsky.social
· Nov 6
okay well he can’t take away my right to play a ton of yo la tengo for my toddler
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They should’ve called Wicked “Two Witches” due to that’s who’s it’s about
November 14, 2025 at 4:26 AM
They should’ve called Wicked “Two Witches” due to that’s who’s it’s about
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I made an MS Paint-style flowchart for the OCD girlies
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I made an MS Paint-style flowchart for the OCD girlies
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November 13, 2025 at 11:03 PM
you can’t tell that it’s snowing in this but it is
November 13, 2025 at 8:14 PM
you can’t tell that it’s snowing in this but it is
the song “pavement artist” in mary poppins is about stephen malkmus
November 12, 2025 at 2:34 PM
the song “pavement artist” in mary poppins is about stephen malkmus
unfortunately I am in huge jeans and very short flaming hot cheeto colored uggs
November 11, 2025 at 1:44 PM
unfortunately I am in huge jeans and very short flaming hot cheeto colored uggs
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you cannot turn food scarcity on and off without lasting consequences. its not a brief power outage
November 9, 2025 at 8:10 PM
you cannot turn food scarcity on and off without lasting consequences. its not a brief power outage
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PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH THE FLUFF
November 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH THE FLUFF
if you are nervous about leaving a senator a message just write the message out ahead of time and riff on it OR truly just read it as written like a prompter- the message gets through either way you don’t need to have charm and rizz to get your point across
November 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
if you are nervous about leaving a senator a message just write the message out ahead of time and riff on it OR truly just read it as written like a prompter- the message gets through either way you don’t need to have charm and rizz to get your point across
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Mel Ville Devoe: what if "Poison" but Ahab?
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Mel Ville Devoe: what if "Poison" but Ahab?
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Donald Trump wants us to take food off the plates of Connecticut families who finally just now got the chance to eat. Undo food stamps? Those funds were out the door on Saturday, and families were in the grocery stores all weekend. We’re fighting this one to the bitter end.
November 10, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Donald Trump wants us to take food off the plates of Connecticut families who finally just now got the chance to eat. Undo food stamps? Those funds were out the door on Saturday, and families were in the grocery stores all weekend. We’re fighting this one to the bitter end.
🎼and if I only could, i’d make a deal with god, and i’d get him to potty train my todd-ler 🎶🎶
November 10, 2025 at 5:25 PM
🎼and if I only could, i’d make a deal with god, and i’d get him to potty train my todd-ler 🎶🎶
john fetterman and I have a lot in common, we both went to UConn, we both are stroke survivors and we both look bad in public a lot
November 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
john fetterman and I have a lot in common, we both went to UConn, we both are stroke survivors and we both look bad in public a lot
not to be goy on main but how bad would lemon seltzer be in place of plain seltzer for matzo balls? I made my own schmaltz if that redeems me in anyway and I feel like maybe the lemon will add “brightness”
November 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
not to be goy on main but how bad would lemon seltzer be in place of plain seltzer for matzo balls? I made my own schmaltz if that redeems me in anyway and I feel like maybe the lemon will add “brightness”
absolutely need to stop mentally referring to richard blumenthal as “dicky b”
November 10, 2025 at 12:26 PM
absolutely need to stop mentally referring to richard blumenthal as “dicky b”
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so much suffering and sacrifice only to to agree to terms that will beget more suffering and sacrifice.
November 10, 2025 at 12:29 AM
so much suffering and sacrifice only to to agree to terms that will beget more suffering and sacrifice.
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I love our connecticut accents and if you could hear me say “connecticut accent” you would understand that we do have one!
November 9, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I love our connecticut accents and if you could hear me say “connecticut accent” you would understand that we do have one!
husband and I had grandparent childcare today so you KNOW we went to the limestone quarry that is surprisingly beautiful
November 8, 2025 at 10:22 PM
husband and I had grandparent childcare today so you KNOW we went to the limestone quarry that is surprisingly beautiful
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coming to accept this is how i post.
November 8, 2025 at 4:35 PM
coming to accept this is how i post.
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entertaining myself by sitting calmly in an armchair and thinking of hypothetical contradictory place names. Summit Valley. Fogview. River Heights
November 8, 2025 at 8:17 PM
entertaining myself by sitting calmly in an armchair and thinking of hypothetical contradictory place names. Summit Valley. Fogview. River Heights
inside me there is one wolf and she’s wearing this
November 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
inside me there is one wolf and she’s wearing this
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I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
November 8, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point