NBA fix: sched stays at 82 but each individual player can only play in 70 of them. teams announce before the season which games they're planning on sitting their stars in (all home games); if ticket prices sink, they sink, we're honest brokers now. 55-game minimum for All-NBA/awards. mandated rest!
February 13, 2026 at 12:07 AM
NBA fix: sched stays at 82 but each individual player can only play in 70 of them. teams announce before the season which games they're planning on sitting their stars in (all home games); if ticket prices sink, they sink, we're honest brokers now. 55-game minimum for All-NBA/awards. mandated rest!
somewhere deep -- down below where I let people see -- I miss the Acrostic
February 7, 2026 at 5:57 AM
somewhere deep -- down below where I let people see -- I miss the Acrostic
Seth Partnow EXONERATED, buy/read The Midrange Theory
There’s a whole damn chapter in my book about this, literally centered on Jimmy Butler.
January 16, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Seth Partnow EXONERATED, buy/read The Midrange Theory
when you're a boy you think Kermit deserves better, when you become a man you realize Piggy deserves better
January 14, 2026 at 8:12 AM
when you're a boy you think Kermit deserves better, when you become a man you realize Piggy deserves better
"Jimmy Butler isn't cutting it for the Warriors... the non-Steph minutes are a disaster"
smart people just making shit up, you mfs are gonna make me come out of retirement
smart people just making shit up, you mfs are gonna make me come out of retirement
January 7, 2026 at 7:14 AM
"Jimmy Butler isn't cutting it for the Warriors... the non-Steph minutes are a disaster"
smart people just making shit up, you mfs are gonna make me come out of retirement
smart people just making shit up, you mfs are gonna make me come out of retirement
really recommend seeing Weapons w/ my mom
August 16, 2025 at 10:11 PM
really recommend seeing Weapons w/ my mom
I am 47 today... per tradition I will now clown people I outlived this year
ALBERT CAMUS can SUCK it
JFK can SUCK it
HP LOVECRAFT can SUCK it
KOKO THE GORILLA can SUCK it
GORDIAN II can SUCK it
PIERRE CURIE can SUCK it
and ANDRE THE GIANT (teary, deep sighs, finally)... you can SUCK it
ALBERT CAMUS can SUCK it
JFK can SUCK it
HP LOVECRAFT can SUCK it
KOKO THE GORILLA can SUCK it
GORDIAN II can SUCK it
PIERRE CURIE can SUCK it
and ANDRE THE GIANT (teary, deep sighs, finally)... you can SUCK it
July 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I am 47 today... per tradition I will now clown people I outlived this year
ALBERT CAMUS can SUCK it
JFK can SUCK it
HP LOVECRAFT can SUCK it
KOKO THE GORILLA can SUCK it
GORDIAN II can SUCK it
PIERRE CURIE can SUCK it
and ANDRE THE GIANT (teary, deep sighs, finally)... you can SUCK it
ALBERT CAMUS can SUCK it
JFK can SUCK it
HP LOVECRAFT can SUCK it
KOKO THE GORILLA can SUCK it
GORDIAN II can SUCK it
PIERRE CURIE can SUCK it
and ANDRE THE GIANT (teary, deep sighs, finally)... you can SUCK it
new Slick Rick album where he bemoans the plight of landlords? you drive a hard bargain, Satan
June 18, 2025 at 4:14 PM
new Slick Rick album where he bemoans the plight of landlords? you drive a hard bargain, Satan
career playoff scoring avgs
18.3 - Scotty Pippen Jr
17.5 - Scottie Pippen
18.3 - Scotty Pippen Jr
17.5 - Scottie Pippen
April 26, 2025 at 10:20 PM
career playoff scoring avgs
18.3 - Scotty Pippen Jr
17.5 - Scottie Pippen
18.3 - Scotty Pippen Jr
17.5 - Scottie Pippen
one time codes be like "844520"
November 9, 2024 at 7:57 PM
one time codes be like "844520"
new Pixar fake. none of that shit’s true
May 19, 2023 at 4:12 AM
new Pixar fake. none of that shit’s true