Two Meal Bad Boy
@slazaro.net
only quasicoherent at best,
fancy functions and bullshit,
a kinder safer world
he/him.
eng/es/latin
Scala/Idris/TS/Rust
@Slazasaurus on Twitter
https://slazaro.net
fancy functions and bullshit,
a kinder safer world
he/him.
eng/es/latin
Scala/Idris/TS/Rust
@Slazasaurus on Twitter
https://slazaro.net
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Two Meal Bad Boy
@slazaro.net
· Nov 12
I'll be moving over here. I'm a functional programmer interested in types and static verification.
I used to be Slazasaurus on Twitter.
I used to be Slazasaurus on Twitter.
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I’m sorry I just found out that in 1379, as in, 650 years ago, a baby girl was born in Yorkshire and named Diot Coke
history is a fucking joke lmao
history is a fucking joke lmao
November 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I’m sorry I just found out that in 1379, as in, 650 years ago, a baby girl was born in Yorkshire and named Diot Coke
history is a fucking joke lmao
history is a fucking joke lmao
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Numbers, not good for many things
November 13, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Numbers, not good for many things
"fear is pain in the future" is like traumatic brain injury Heidegger
"skin as part of brain?"
This is that great intellect people talk about?
November 14, 2025 at 12:18 AM
"fear is pain in the future" is like traumatic brain injury Heidegger
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a senior person in the field once went on a bit of a rant about how it was incorrect to use ‘they’ for a singular person because it is grammatically plural. Sorta an unremarkable story, but I always found it funny that one of the main things (cough) they worked on was Wittgenstein’s investigations
November 13, 2025 at 7:28 PM
a senior person in the field once went on a bit of a rant about how it was incorrect to use ‘they’ for a singular person because it is grammatically plural. Sorta an unremarkable story, but I always found it funny that one of the main things (cough) they worked on was Wittgenstein’s investigations
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thinking about how i get anxious writing emails because i don't want to sound like a moron while larry summers is apparently typing emails like this:
u kno she dint want to talk tomorrow. make me bad pheel.
u kno she dint want to talk tomorrow. make me bad pheel.
November 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
thinking about how i get anxious writing emails because i don't want to sound like a moron while larry summers is apparently typing emails like this:
u kno she dint want to talk tomorrow. make me bad pheel.
u kno she dint want to talk tomorrow. make me bad pheel.
It is funny that I decided to make my life on purpose way more stressful during the most ambiently stressful year of my life
November 13, 2025 at 4:39 PM
It is funny that I decided to make my life on purpose way more stressful during the most ambiently stressful year of my life
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The WPA is my roman empire
you ever think about the works progress administration? I sure do. I wish that was a thing now. I would be so glad to contribute my labor to like. A random ass local bridge
November 7, 2025 at 1:01 AM
The WPA is my roman empire
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Kiyoshi Kurosawa's Columbo
August 6, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Kiyoshi Kurosawa's Columbo
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Loving the Ahn Phoong law ad along the scorer’s table that reads “don’t ask Siri, ask Ahn.”
November 6, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Loving the Ahn Phoong law ad along the scorer’s table that reads “don’t ask Siri, ask Ahn.”
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Zohran at the rally for trans youth on february 8 ❣️ he was polling single digits.
June 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Zohran at the rally for trans youth on february 8 ❣️ he was polling single digits.
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November 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Actually does make me feel better
well, at least Drake lost a ton of money tonight
November 2, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Actually does make me feel better
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To my prior argument...
Studies have shown that only 1 out of 5 Americans can correctly answer the question “Are you allowed to kill people with your car”
I — yes? what do you think is supposed to happen in the situation you describe?
November 1, 2025 at 4:55 AM
To my prior argument...
The fact that no American seems to understand Right of Way and it's application to pedestrians is an underrated issue
November 1, 2025 at 4:53 AM
The fact that no American seems to understand Right of Way and it's application to pedestrians is an underrated issue
Shirley Jackson! *Stomp, stomp, stomp stomp, stomp*
November 1, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Shirley Jackson! *Stomp, stomp, stomp stomp, stomp*
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every couple of days the official white house website says "we want to kill you. we want to destroy everything you love. we are the living incarnation of death and we shall sweep life from this earth like an unstoppable whirlwind" and its like oh. ok. do i still have to pay taxes
October 30, 2025 at 8:04 PM
every couple of days the official white house website says "we want to kill you. we want to destroy everything you love. we are the living incarnation of death and we shall sweep life from this earth like an unstoppable whirlwind" and its like oh. ok. do i still have to pay taxes
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Unbelievably tragic piece about all the crossing guards injured or killed on the job in the US.
One school district in South Carolina has had 4(!) crossing guards hit or killed on the job.
These are people trying to fix the problems caused caused by traffic engineers, and are dying doing it.
One school district in South Carolina has had 4(!) crossing guards hit or killed on the job.
These are people trying to fix the problems caused caused by traffic engineers, and are dying doing it.
October 31, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Unbelievably tragic piece about all the crossing guards injured or killed on the job in the US.
One school district in South Carolina has had 4(!) crossing guards hit or killed on the job.
These are people trying to fix the problems caused caused by traffic engineers, and are dying doing it.
One school district in South Carolina has had 4(!) crossing guards hit or killed on the job.
These are people trying to fix the problems caused caused by traffic engineers, and are dying doing it.
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Yawned so big I pulled my dang jaw!
October 30, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Yawned so big I pulled my dang jaw!
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“Tell your children who the cowards were.”
October 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
“Tell your children who the cowards were.”