Two Meal Bad Boy
@slazaro.net
only quasicoherent at best,
fancy functions and bullshit,
a kinder safer world
he/him.
eng/es/latin
Scala/Idris/TS/Rust
@Slazasaurus on Twitter
https://slazaro.net
fancy functions and bullshit,
a kinder safer world
he/him.
eng/es/latin
Scala/Idris/TS/Rust
@Slazasaurus on Twitter
https://slazaro.net
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Two Meal Bad Boy
@slazaro.net
· Nov 12
I'll be moving over here. I'm a functional programmer interested in types and static verification.
I used to be Slazasaurus on Twitter.
I used to be Slazasaurus on Twitter.
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hollywood is COOKED
something like this used to cost $100,000,000 to make and i just did it for free with one prompt 😎
something like this used to cost $100,000,000 to make and i just did it for free with one prompt 😎
February 17, 2026 at 1:57 AM
hollywood is COOKED
something like this used to cost $100,000,000 to make and i just did it for free with one prompt 😎
something like this used to cost $100,000,000 to make and i just did it for free with one prompt 😎
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What could go wrong using AI to help stage a few listing photos?
February 16, 2026 at 10:10 PM
What could go wrong using AI to help stage a few listing photos?
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It is wild to be blessed with so many rad people in your life
February 16, 2026 at 3:52 AM
It is wild to be blessed with so many rad people in your life
My opinion about my friends is hell yeah
February 16, 2026 at 1:49 AM
My opinion about my friends is hell yeah
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Two dumb bitches crashing their economies
🚨 PICTURED: Liz Truss meets with Donald Trump at his golf course in Palm Beach
February 16, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Two dumb bitches crashing their economies
Damn, maybe I'm stupid
February 14, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Damn, maybe I'm stupid
One of my brave, elderly opinions is that it is bad to hit yourself in the face with a hammer
February 14, 2026 at 12:25 AM
One of my brave, elderly opinions is that it is bad to hit yourself in the face with a hammer
Love that Bose initiated a headphone update without my affirmative consent and then immediately dropped the connection, leaving my earbuds in an inconsistent software state I can't resolve until I get home. Awesome!
February 13, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Love that Bose initiated a headphone update without my affirmative consent and then immediately dropped the connection, leaving my earbuds in an inconsistent software state I can't resolve until I get home. Awesome!
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Almost all people in power are writing dangerously unhinged and ridiculous fictions.
The 'Moon economy' is about to boom. Deutsche Bank thinks this one space stock will benefit
The 'Moon economy' is about to boom. Deutsche Bank thinks this one space stock will benefit
This stock is a play on lunar infrastructure and connectivity, the firm said.
cnb.cx
February 12, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Almost all people in power are writing dangerously unhinged and ridiculous fictions.
We should probably all mute the phrases "reasonable conversation" and "reasonable discussion"
February 12, 2026 at 3:50 AM
We should probably all mute the phrases "reasonable conversation" and "reasonable discussion"
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easy slogan for the next democratic presidential candidate is “i will reform the corrupt supreme court and repeal citizens united”
“When Citizens United was decided in 2010, billionaires had spent $18 million on the 2000 election, $13M 2004 and $16M in 2008. Then came the deluge. In 2012 it was $231M, and nearly doubled again in next three election cycles —to $682M in 2016, $1.2 billion in 2020 and $2.6 billion in 2024.” Gift:
Opinion | Affordability and the ‘Epstein Class’ Will Define American Politics
www.nytimes.com
February 12, 2026 at 2:26 AM
easy slogan for the next democratic presidential candidate is “i will reform the corrupt supreme court and repeal citizens united”
Rain fucked up two of my books including my new copy of Essentials of Tropical Optimization. On course to have somehow bought three copies of this god damn book
February 11, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Rain fucked up two of my books including my new copy of Essentials of Tropical Optimization. On course to have somehow bought three copies of this god damn book
They should let me mute someone with a timer, so I can let someone work out an annoying hyper fixation without having to see it
February 11, 2026 at 3:02 PM
They should let me mute someone with a timer, so I can let someone work out an annoying hyper fixation without having to see it
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in fact you do not have to show your ID when you board a train in the united states, you only need to show your ticket (which can be purchased without an ID)
Markwayne Mullin defends "show me your papers": "If you're here legally, there's nothing to hide. Most people already are walking around with a government-issued ID, meaning your Real ID or your driver's license. If you go board a train here, you gotta show your ID."
February 11, 2026 at 1:59 PM
in fact you do not have to show your ID when you board a train in the united states, you only need to show your ticket (which can be purchased without an ID)
Kicking out the posts in Chesteron's dumbass fence and going "oh shit was that holding the fence up?"
Dr. Mehmet Oz is calling on Americans to get the measles vaccine as cases spread across the U.S.
Dr. Oz urges 'take the vaccine, please' amid measles outbreaks
Dr. Mehmet Oz is calling on Americans to get the measles vaccine as cases spread across the U.S.
bit.ly
February 10, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Kicking out the posts in Chesteron's dumbass fence and going "oh shit was that holding the fence up?"
This is right and remarkable. He is not even capable of the miseries of an everyday man. Somehow too abject to be a divorced guy. His only heroic achievements are in loneliness.
you can be excited and inspired about the future if you don’t drive away everyone who once cared about you and replace them with weird fanboys. musk fundamentally needs longshot projects because his own choices have made his personal life a barren wasteland
"Life cannot just be about one sad thing after another," says the man responsible—directly or indirectly—for like 90% of the sad things that happened in the past year.
February 10, 2026 at 4:58 AM
This is right and remarkable. He is not even capable of the miseries of an everyday man. Somehow too abject to be a divorced guy. His only heroic achievements are in loneliness.
Elon must answer for his crimes
HORRIFYING -
Dismantling USAID & cancelling >80% of aid caused ~750,000 deaths by mid-2025
🧸Most were children
⌛️ Many died within the first year
😰 Preventable deaths were mainly from:
- HIV, TB, malaria
- Maternal & fetal deaths
- Malnutrition
news.westernu.ca/2026/01/u-s-...
Dismantling USAID & cancelling >80% of aid caused ~750,000 deaths by mid-2025
🧸Most were children
⌛️ Many died within the first year
😰 Preventable deaths were mainly from:
- HIV, TB, malaria
- Maternal & fetal deaths
- Malnutrition
news.westernu.ca/2026/01/u-s-...
Expert insight: U.S. withdrawal from WHO could affect global health - Western News
History professor Mitchell L. Hammond explains how the U.S. withdrawal from the World Health Organization could affect global health and disease threats.
news.westernu.ca
February 10, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Elon must answer for his crimes
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cars may kill a lot of people everyday but at least they are also very expensive and insanely inefficient means of getting around
February 9, 2026 at 10:10 PM
cars may kill a lot of people everyday but at least they are also very expensive and insanely inefficient means of getting around
Galois connections everywhere for those with eyes to see
gatorade is owned by pepsico but it's the coca cola of the sports drink market. powerade in turn is owned by coca cola, but it's unquestionably the pepsi of sports drinks. this should be plainly obvious to all
February 9, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Galois connections everywhere for those with eyes to see
"Discord Teen Council" is an incredibly funny phrase
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Age verification for all.
buff.ly
February 9, 2026 at 3:39 PM
"Discord Teen Council" is an incredibly funny phrase
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It's weird that they're both posting as if they don't live in puerto rico, where they both moved to avoid paying taxes
February 9, 2026 at 4:49 AM
It's weird that they're both posting as if they don't live in puerto rico, where they both moved to avoid paying taxes
Like I said a year ago where is their Marinetti? Where is their Wyndham? They have nothing to offer.
There is lots of great 20th century conservative art and basically nothing being made in the 21st century. There were a few hangovers from the last century, like Vargas Llosa, but they’re almost all gone.
February 9, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Like I said a year ago where is their Marinetti? Where is their Wyndham? They have nothing to offer.