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Two Meal Bad Boy
@slazaro.net
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only quasicoherent at best,
fancy functions and bullshit,
a kinder safer world

he/him.
eng/es/latin
Scala/Idris/TS/Rust

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Back to back notifications from Jeni about how tired they are
November 1, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Still from Murnau's Nosferatu
November 1, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Going into this one with excitement
Rebekah Sheldon's The Child to Come
September 20, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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I posted down thread but reflecting upwards, my pick
Yank Crime from Drive Like Jehu
September 8, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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If this is basic I won't be otherwise
Drive Like Jehu's Yank Crime
September 8, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Like check this out! So cool!
French 45rpm single of Bowie's Heroes where he sings the b side in French! A homage to The Beatles who apparently did the same on their singles
August 19, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Like this shit is so awesome, I'm still blown away by stuff as simple as this
Description of incidence variety of lines on surfaces and beginning proof that it is a projective variety
August 18, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Brueghel the Elder's The Triumph of Death
August 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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So far this feels very vital and relevant
Camp Concentration by Thomas M. Disch
August 4, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Will Graham's horribly drawn encephalitic clock from Hannibal
July 29, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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??????????
US-listed crypto exchange Coinbase in March said it had partnered with Altman's OpenAI to create AI agents with their own crypto wallets and "equipped with commercial and monetary capabilities".
July 27, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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So like, what could this possibly mean?
3Jane is also developing a new lending platform that would involve AI agents, programmes that can execute tasks based on user instructions. These agents would be "programmatically obliged to follow debt covenants" and could therefore be lent to "at much lower rates", 3Jane says.
July 27, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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Sending this to a friend with the caption "it used to be illegal for you to go outside"
Text of Chicago City Code 1881 "Any person who is diseased, maimed, mutilated, or in any way deformed, so as to be an unsightly or disgusting object, or an improper person to be allowed in or on the streets, highways, thoroughfares, or public places in the city, shall not therein or thereon expose himself or herself to public view, under penalty of a fine of $1 for each offense"
July 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Sounds crazy. If only they... I dunno.. let's say, awoke to your needs?
"Unfortunately, when you're taught in a different language, and you don't understand the language, how are you really getting taught?" She pondered. "You're not. So, unfortunately, he feels like he's being thrown to the wolves right now, and he's kind of having to lean on faith, and that's what we're all doing."
July 18, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Me and the nephew
I am looking at a cute kid playing on a rock I am pushing a cute kid on a swing
June 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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"the sky darkens and the wind picks up. the presidents birthday is almost over" has the same energy as this
Infamous "the sun is going down and you're getting cold" post about January 6th
June 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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Screen shot from babadook of woman screaming why can't you be normal at q child screeching incoherently
May 9, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Tuxedo cat mid yawn
May 3, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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And how many of these books will start with the word "Mein"?
Ad for a new publisher "Men-only publisher hopes to fix 'imbalance' in world of books"
April 30, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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Cat looking put upon
Cat looking put upon
April 11, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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I was looking at Vorticism earlier and like, look, ideally no fascism, but if it has to happen at all I'd like to get this rather than AI studio Ghibli
A Vorticist painting of British war material from the second world war. The dazzler camouflage is artistically extended into a visual metaphor for the aesthetic effect of industrialism on life across the entire panorama, like the camouflage has spilled out from the ship onto the land, or maybe the opposite
March 31, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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She's sleeping
A sleeping tuxedo cat
March 9, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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Saturday sandwich
Meatball sub picture
March 8, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Garth Merenghi looking ridiculous
February 28, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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This is such a bizarre gloss on the topological computing announcement lol
NYT Push notification alleging Microsoft has "created a new phase of physical existence"
February 19, 2025 at 7:48 PM