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🔺️Slam Campbell🔺️
@slamcampbell.bsky.social
Professional wrestler, "The Unnatural" based out of Superkick'd.
Mr Olympia bodybuilding contestant in the making.
Co-host of Is It Camp?! a podcast about *CAMP*
Email slamcampbellwrestler@gmail.com for bookings
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a “Space Force”, if you will
we need a department of kerning
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
There are hot men in my DMs telling me that im hot, and frankly my old fat me brain is breaking down.

Thank God my new smoother brain is fueled by testosterone
November 15, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I dont think people understand just how big I want to get.
This vvv is a good start.
Mass Monster begins to cover it.
November 14, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Me when I fall for a man who's never had a drop of test:
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Anyone else mix their pre workout with the remains of their road drinks?
I just poured a big scoop into the remains of a slurpee and let me tell you, I expect to meet God and KICK HIS ASS
November 14, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Birds of Prey is my strongest recommendation out of all of these.
November 14, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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It was this time last year that I was wholly distracted from pressing project deadlines by making this ragtag troupe. Currently resisting the pull to add new recruites...
November 14, 2025 at 9:36 AM
How big are you? Something something.

5'11”/ 180cm
275lbs / 124.7kg
November 14, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Been working on punching.
Turns out i throw pretty mean jabs and haymakers.
Still can't punch like a normal person for shit.
November 14, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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the only good accent work on earth is old money transatlantic american to make fun of rich people accent
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Also, a surprise connection to WWE.
This week, it’s all coming back to us by the dashboard light under a total eclipse of the heart. It’s a dirty job, but somebody’s got to do it.
November 12, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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This week, it’s all coming back to us by the dashboard light under a total eclipse of the heart. It’s a dirty job, but somebody’s got to do it.
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Whatever happened to that Senator with the eyepatch that made political videos like he was an Avenger?
I hope hes not doing well.
November 12, 2025 at 12:11 AM
It was shoulder day, and I refuse to be anything less than disgustingly huge
November 11, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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From the Larchives. A very old acrylic painting I did of Kermit and Piggy as The Avengers. Thought you might enjoy it.
November 11, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Legitimately upset that the Kardashian style face has become the standard for beauty and plastic surgery.
It went so far that now Tori Spelling, a woman with a distinct and unique face all her own, is sliding towards Kardashian.
Fuck you! Both that family and their surgeons/makeup artists!
November 11, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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i'm gonna lose my mind
November 11, 2025 at 5:26 PM
This si why I often explain to people that im asking the questions to make sure I a) understood exactly what you said and want and b) get clarifying details you may have left out because its obvious to you, but not to me.
If you think an autistic person is "dense" because they asked you clarifying questions, I hate to break it to you, but they needed to ask follow up questions because you didn't explain yourself well enough. Not because they have comprehension issues.

Hope that helps 🙃
November 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Ive entirely flipped from "i want to be handsome for boys to like me" to "i want to look like a menace so people try not to interact with me, let alone fuck with me. Proceed at your own peril."

I think that's healthy.
November 11, 2025 at 4:28 PM
People trying to create coherent timelines out of fictional characters has been a bane to good storytelling.
Emma Frost once reprogrammed a sentinel to hunt inhumans. You know how often that comes up? Never.
Just make a Bond movie and ignore the fact that Craig died. Just dont bring it up, ever!
November 11, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I know @horrorqueers.bsky.social posited why Nina West would be dressed as an Easter Bunny in Queens of the Dead, and I would take the guess that its a play on resurrection.
Zombie movie = Jesus return from the dead?
November 11, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Hot men in your area are purposely avoiding you.
You strike fear in their hearts.
They are a superstitious and cowardly lot.
November 11, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 8:27 PM