Jerry
@jerrycakes.bsky.social
Louisiana by birth, central Iowa by residence.
50. Professionally trained and highly skilled driver. Type 2 diabetic, neurodivergent, bisexual. Notary public. Occasionally NSFW.
Icon courtesy of @lartist.bsky.social
50. Professionally trained and highly skilled driver. Type 2 diabetic, neurodivergent, bisexual. Notary public. Occasionally NSFW.
Icon courtesy of @lartist.bsky.social
Holy
fuckin'
shit
fuckin'
shit
Tubi Becomes the New Cartoon Network Next Month
If you've been nostalgic for some Cartoon Network classics like 'Kids Next Door' and 'Foster's,' Tubi's got you covered starting in March.
gizmodo.com
February 15, 2026 at 4:56 AM
Holy
fuckin'
shit
fuckin'
shit
Valentine's Day? Not for me. I don't eat much chocolate because I'm diabetic. My parents fought when I was a kid (I'm collateral damage from domestic violence), so there was never any love in my house - which means there's no love in my heart. Not even God Himself can fix that.
February 14, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Valentine's Day? Not for me. I don't eat much chocolate because I'm diabetic. My parents fought when I was a kid (I'm collateral damage from domestic violence), so there was never any love in my house - which means there's no love in my heart. Not even God Himself can fix that.
If I mentioned this lyric, would you know the song?
🎵 Me and Kid Sensation at home away from home
In the black Benz limo with the cellular phone 🎵
(I had this in my head most of the day.)
🎵 Me and Kid Sensation at home away from home
In the black Benz limo with the cellular phone 🎵
(I had this in my head most of the day.)
February 13, 2026 at 3:37 AM
If I mentioned this lyric, would you know the song?
🎵 Me and Kid Sensation at home away from home
In the black Benz limo with the cellular phone 🎵
(I had this in my head most of the day.)
🎵 Me and Kid Sensation at home away from home
In the black Benz limo with the cellular phone 🎵
(I had this in my head most of the day.)
If you know anything about me, I love the John Wick universe. Just let me take someone out with a pencil, and I'll be OK with that.
John Wick Is Finally Getting A Proper Action Game - Kotaku https://kotaku.com/john-wick-is-finally-getting-a-proper-action-game-2000668341
John Wick Is Finally Getting A Proper Action Game - Kotaku
And it definitely looks like Keanu is involved.
kotaku.com
February 13, 2026 at 3:04 AM
If you know anything about me, I love the John Wick universe. Just let me take someone out with a pencil, and I'll be OK with that.
Fuck it. Take my Continental coins.
February 12, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Fuck it. Take my Continental coins.
What about type 2 diabetes, huh?
February 12, 2026 at 6:39 PM
What about type 2 diabetes, huh?
IT'S GONE PLATINUM. Holy shit.
February 12, 2026 at 4:48 AM
IT'S GONE PLATINUM. Holy shit.
Seriously, can some of you please shut the fuck up about the Discord thing?
February 11, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Seriously, can some of you please shut the fuck up about the Discord thing?
2026 keeps taking the wrong people. 💔
James Van Der Beek, Teenage Heartthrob of ‘Dawson’s Creek,’ Dies at 48
www.nytimes.com
February 11, 2026 at 8:19 PM
2026 keeps taking the wrong people. 💔
@pupscreech.bsky.social someone explained Bad Bunny's hit. Give it a read.
DtMF by Bad Bunny Explained in Excruciating Detail
www.reddit.com
February 11, 2026 at 3:40 AM
@pupscreech.bsky.social someone explained Bad Bunny's hit. Give it a read.
It's called "not listening to music by people who don't look like you". Even I, a Black guy from south Louisiana, knows who Evanescence is. (Amy Lee, lead singer? Little Rock, AR. I went to college there.)
I also know a lot about country music, too. Ask me. :)
I also know a lot about country music, too. Ask me. :)
The kids don’t know Evanescence. 💀🤦🏾♂️
Goodness, this song is from High School for me. How could e be so far removed? Lol
Goodness, this song is from High School for me. How could e be so far removed? Lol
February 11, 2026 at 2:41 AM
It's called "not listening to music by people who don't look like you". Even I, a Black guy from south Louisiana, knows who Evanescence is. (Amy Lee, lead singer? Little Rock, AR. I went to college there.)
I also know a lot about country music, too. Ask me. :)
I also know a lot about country music, too. Ask me. :)
Age verification?
When I was younger, when the POTUS had his State of the Union Speech, there weren't any other channels to tune to.
When I was younger, when the POTUS had his State of the Union Speech, there weren't any other channels to tune to.
Age verification?
This was my first movie on demand system.
This was my first movie on demand system.
February 11, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Age verification?
When I was younger, when the POTUS had his State of the Union Speech, there weren't any other channels to tune to.
When I was younger, when the POTUS had his State of the Union Speech, there weren't any other channels to tune to.
I know what I'll be watching at some point today.
If you didn't see it, shame on you. If you wanna see it again, here you go.
If you didn't see it, shame on you. If you wanna see it again, here you go.
Bad Bunny's Apple Music Super Bowl Halftime Show
YouTube video by NFL
www.youtube.com
February 10, 2026 at 7:45 PM
I know what I'll be watching at some point today.
If you didn't see it, shame on you. If you wanna see it again, here you go.
If you didn't see it, shame on you. If you wanna see it again, here you go.
I've lost count of how many places have had data breaches in my life. I'm close to a dozen different credit monitoring services right now. Asking for my age to prove I'm an adult to Discord ain't anything I'm losing sleep over.
February 10, 2026 at 2:02 PM
I've lost count of how many places have had data breaches in my life. I'm close to a dozen different credit monitoring services right now. Asking for my age to prove I'm an adult to Discord ain't anything I'm losing sleep over.
Life sucks. Have a cat picture.
February 10, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Life sucks. Have a cat picture.
*blinks in Louisiana* That's sugar cane. OMG.
At the start of his Super Bowl performance, Bad Bunny appeared in a field of green grass wearing a jersey featuring the number “64.” Fans immediately started tossing out theories about what the number meant.
What Was the ‘Ocasio 64’ Reference on Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl Look?
And where did his suit come from? The answers may surprise.
nyti.ms
February 9, 2026 at 5:04 AM
*blinks in Louisiana* That's sugar cane. OMG.
SCOOP AND SCORE! That'll do it.
February 9, 2026 at 2:59 AM
SCOOP AND SCORE! That'll do it.
Ah, yes. More AI commercials.
February 9, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Ah, yes. More AI commercials.
Go buy a lottery ticket, Spencer.
"Maye's about to cough up a pick" — @edsbs.bsky.social three seconds before it happened
February 9, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Go buy a lottery ticket, Spencer.
So much for the shutout
February 9, 2026 at 2:36 AM
So much for the shutout
boo they didn't show the fan on the field
February 9, 2026 at 2:35 AM
boo they didn't show the fan on the field
Well, Anheuser-Busch, it's about time you showed up. (with 'Freebird', really?)
February 9, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Well, Anheuser-Busch, it's about time you showed up. (with 'Freebird', really?)
Top five Super Bowl halftime show? Yeah.
Also, I have GOTTA visit Puerto Rico before I die.
Also, I have GOTTA visit Puerto Rico before I die.
February 9, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Top five Super Bowl halftime show? Yeah.
Also, I have GOTTA visit Puerto Rico before I die.
Also, I have GOTTA visit Puerto Rico before I die.
I'm a Wrangler man, myself. I used to buy Levi's jeans until they started to get a little pricey. I just think they hug a backside a little better.
Wrangler | Good Mornings Make for Better Days
YouTube video by Wrangler
www.youtube.com
February 9, 2026 at 12:49 AM
I'm a Wrangler man, myself. I used to buy Levi's jeans until they started to get a little pricey. I just think they hug a backside a little better.