Jerry
@jerrycakes.bsky.social
Louisiana by birth, central Iowa by residence.
49. Professionally trained and highly skilled driver. Type 2 diabetic, neurodivergent, bisexual. Notary public. Occasionally NSFW.
Icon courtesy of @lartist.bsky.social
49. Professionally trained and highly skilled driver. Type 2 diabetic, neurodivergent, bisexual. Notary public. Occasionally NSFW.
Icon courtesy of @lartist.bsky.social
Beyoncé 7:13
i believe the prophet said
"I'm warning everybody Soon as I get in this party I'm gone let go of this body I'm gonna love on me"
"I'm warning everybody Soon as I get in this party I'm gone let go of this body I'm gonna love on me"
November 14, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Beyoncé 7:13
If this had happened here in the US, they would've put a bullet in his head while he was going down the road.
Canadian police say a member of the public who took an Ontario transit bus for a joyride, with about 10 passengers still onboard, didn’t even leave “a ding.”
Man takes bus for joyride in Canada, turns down passenger with expired pass | CNN
Canadian police say a member of the public who took an Ontario transit bus for a joyride, with about 10 passengers still onboard, didn’t even leave “a ding.”
www.cnn.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:21 AM
If this had happened here in the US, they would've put a bullet in his head while he was going down the road.
takes a tiny bit of the sting of Big Dumper losing out to Aaron Judge
4x MVP SHOHEI OHTANI 🏆
Ohtani becomes the second player in MLB history with at least four MVP wins trailing only Barry Bonds (7).
Ohtani becomes the second player in MLB history with at least four MVP wins trailing only Barry Bonds (7).
November 14, 2025 at 2:18 AM
takes a tiny bit of the sting of Big Dumper losing out to Aaron Judge
Ah, Louisiana: can't seem to keep its ass out of the news again.
This is rape culture.
This is why so many people don’t come forward.
A young girl was being bullied at school by a boy who made AI generated nudes of her.
She told the principal. She told the guidance counsellor. They didn’t stop it.
Finally she hit the boy responsible, and SHE got expelled:
This is why so many people don’t come forward.
A young girl was being bullied at school by a boy who made AI generated nudes of her.
She told the principal. She told the guidance counsellor. They didn’t stop it.
Finally she hit the boy responsible, and SHE got expelled:
A Louisiana girl hit a boy who was sharing deepfake nude photos of her. She was expelled.
“This girl was abused,” one of the family’s attorneys said, noting that she endured sexual exploitation and harassment. And the expulsion “was like pouring salt in the wound.”
www.nola.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Ah, Louisiana: can't seem to keep its ass out of the news again.
Mariners made it to the AL championship series. Gotta love the boner the media still has for the Yankees.
ALL RISE (AGAIN).
Aaron Judge has been named the AL MVP, the third of his career.
Aaron Judge has been named the AL MVP, the third of his career.
November 14, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Mariners made it to the AL championship series. Gotta love the boner the media still has for the Yankees.
Greatest country in the world my ass.
Actor James Van Der Beek is selling memorabilia from his film and television career, including Dawson’s Creek and Varsity Blues, to help with the financial cost of his cancer treatment.
James Van Der Beek auctions 'Dawson's Creek' memorabilia to pay for cancer treatment
The actor was diagnosed with stage 3 colon cancer in 2023.
nbcnews.to
November 14, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Greatest country in the world my ass.
I'm not sure who's in charge of the BlueSky account for the NY Times, but you can start with the world's largest retailer based in northwest Arkansas. I was on benefits while working there. I'm sure a lot of people who work for them in 2025 are on EBT.
The U.S. government shutdown raised questions about how such a rich country could have so many people on nutrition assistance. Here's what to know about SNAP, America's main food aid program.
What to Know About SNAP, America’s Main Food Aid Program
The shutdown brought the scale of the federal food aid program into focus and raised questions about how such a rich country could have so many people on nutrition assistance.
nyti.ms
November 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I'm not sure who's in charge of the BlueSky account for the NY Times, but you can start with the world's largest retailer based in northwest Arkansas. I was on benefits while working there. I'm sure a lot of people who work for them in 2025 are on EBT.
It was only a matter of time before the Bowser fans revealed themselves. ;)
And if anyone wants to make their own meme, this is the screenshot I took from the trailer. XD
November 13, 2025 at 2:22 AM
It was only a matter of time before the Bowser fans revealed themselves. ;)
Someone on a Discord server I'm on told me about this. Now, I must share it with you.
From the Steam community on Reddit: Introducing the Gabecube
Explore this post and more from the Steam community
www.reddit.com
November 13, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Someone on a Discord server I'm on told me about this. Now, I must share it with you.
"Draw me like one of your French girls."
November 12, 2025 at 6:54 PM
"Draw me like one of your French girls."
Huh. Tifa Lockhart. Where have I heard that name before?
November 12, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Huh. Tifa Lockhart. Where have I heard that name before?
Spotted at the nearby HyVee in West Des Moines after I got done with my queer support group. They also had a LOT (I mean, a fuck ton) of stickers of the susuwatari, or the 'soot sprites' (from the Hayao Miyazaki movies) all over their Subaru. I think they actually work in the store! ^__^
November 12, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Spotted at the nearby HyVee in West Des Moines after I got done with my queer support group. They also had a LOT (I mean, a fuck ton) of stickers of the susuwatari, or the 'soot sprites' (from the Hayao Miyazaki movies) all over their Subaru. I think they actually work in the store! ^__^
I wonder this about the kids that somehow end up with firearms and commit so many mass shootings.
Area man has questions about a 12 year old girl being linked to a string of robberies
November 12, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I wonder this about the kids that somehow end up with firearms and commit so many mass shootings.
that intro from the movie hits like a fully loaded truck and gives me goosebumps every single time
November 12, 2025 at 12:39 AM
that intro from the movie hits like a fully loaded truck and gives me goosebumps every single time
Bravo and well done.
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November 11, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Bravo and well done.
I'd rather go to Wendy's than deal with the clown show.
Wendy’s plans to close hundreds of its restaurants in an effort to 'boost its profit and make its remaining stores more appealing'
Wendy's To Close Hundreds Of U.S. Stores
The latest round of closures comes on top of the 240 U.S. Wendy's locations that shuttered in 2024.
www.huffpost.com
November 11, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I'd rather go to Wendy's than deal with the clown show.
how can you not like chili @ticklepig.bsky.social when you have a cool dude from outside of Dallas making it?
The best chili ever! #meatchurch #bbq #chili
YouTube video by Meat Church BBQ
www.youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:19 AM
how can you not like chili @ticklepig.bsky.social when you have a cool dude from outside of Dallas making it?
Is this a football score or did a Pirates / Angels game break out?
🏈 PIT 3 - 5 LAC
7:32 2Q
This game has a 8.72% chance of ending in Scorigami.
Most likely Scorigami: 13-5 (0.73%)
7:32 2Q
This game has a 8.72% chance of ending in Scorigami.
Most likely Scorigami: 13-5 (0.73%)
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Is this a football score or did a Pirates / Angels game break out?
TW: blood
I bit my tongue eating popcorn. Hopefully your evening is going better.
I bit my tongue eating popcorn. Hopefully your evening is going better.
November 9, 2025 at 12:40 AM
TW: blood
I bit my tongue eating popcorn. Hopefully your evening is going better.
I bit my tongue eating popcorn. Hopefully your evening is going better.
i'm tagging @pupscreech.bsky.social because he's a Slipknot fan
November 8, 2025 at 10:15 PM
i'm tagging @pupscreech.bsky.social because he's a Slipknot fan
current snow situation here in West Des Moines (around 2:30p CST)
yes, my roommate is a duck hunter, why do you ask?
yes, my roommate is a duck hunter, why do you ask?
November 8, 2025 at 8:52 PM
current snow situation here in West Des Moines (around 2:30p CST)
yes, my roommate is a duck hunter, why do you ask?
yes, my roommate is a duck hunter, why do you ask?
That it's only for procreation. Sometimes you wanna just get your rocks off to get your rocks off without worrying about bringing a new life into the world.
1. What’s one misconception you hate that people have about sex?
November 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM
That it's only for procreation. Sometimes you wanna just get your rocks off to get your rocks off without worrying about bringing a new life into the world.
Preferably just before we have the chance to actually meet up.
3. If you’re interested in someone, how long would be until you’d want to see what they working with 👀 (private parts)
November 8, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Preferably just before we have the chance to actually meet up.
Practice! Figure out what you like to do, and don't really care for. (Strengths, not weaknesses.) Variety is the spice of life, so be a jalapeño / habañero (or Carolina ghost reaper, what have you)
4. How does one “improve” at sex?
November 8, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Practice! Figure out what you like to do, and don't really care for. (Strengths, not weaknesses.) Variety is the spice of life, so be a jalapeño / habañero (or Carolina ghost reaper, what have you)