Jerry
@jerrycakes.bsky.social
Louisiana by birth, central Iowa by residence.
49. Professionally trained and highly skilled driver. Type 2 diabetic, neurodivergent, bisexual. Notary public. Occasionally NSFW.
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49. Professionally trained and highly skilled driver. Type 2 diabetic, neurodivergent, bisexual. Notary public. Occasionally NSFW.
Icon courtesy of @lartist.bsky.social
Love your stuff! Again, I'm begging y'all: please drop some Warhawks and Ragin' Cajun gear I can flex up here in Des Moines! 🙏
November 25, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Love your stuff! Again, I'm begging y'all: please drop some Warhawks and Ragin' Cajun gear I can flex up here in Des Moines! 🙏
For those of you new here: this is the racing / casino / hotel complex in my former domicile. And a former employer to boot.
Just what my home state needs: more undue attention.
Just what my home state needs: more undue attention.
Wrong-way ambulance barrels toward jockeys on Louisiana horse track in scary viral moment
“I guess there’s a first for everything….Thank God we all made it back safe.”
www.theadvocate.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:59 AM
For those of you new here: this is the racing / casino / hotel complex in my former domicile. And a former employer to boot.
Just what my home state needs: more undue attention.
Just what my home state needs: more undue attention.
I would love, love, LOVE to go to this. But it's across an ocean, and requires a plane and a passport. Perhaps I should start playing the lottery.
A grand day out: Wallace and Gromit star in London exhibition
Aardman studios to put props, sets and storyboards on show for its 50th anniversary event at the Young V&A
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I would love, love, LOVE to go to this. But it's across an ocean, and requires a plane and a passport. Perhaps I should start playing the lottery.
I live in a state where people believe breakfast pizza is the greatest invention since sliced bread, so ... maybe? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Again, we must ask:
Has science gone too far?
Has science gone too far?
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I live in a state where people believe breakfast pizza is the greatest invention since sliced bread, so ... maybe? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I am a MSTie. Don't really have a favorite between Joel / Mike / Jonah (as they all shine in different ways) and there are SO many episodes I haven't watched. Did I mention I fall asleep to no less than TWO episodes directed by Coleman Francis?
Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K
November 25, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I am a MSTie. Don't really have a favorite between Joel / Mike / Jonah (as they all shine in different ways) and there are SO many episodes I haven't watched. Did I mention I fall asleep to no less than TWO episodes directed by Coleman Francis?
November 25, 2025 at 3:35 AM
As someone who has watched three playthroughs of Far Cry games on YouTube thanks to a super cool dude from central TN I won't tag here, I'd be down for this.
Also: Can we get Walton Goggins (Boyd Crowder from Justified) to be Joseph Seed for Far Cry 5?
Also: Can we get Walton Goggins (Boyd Crowder from Justified) to be Joseph Seed for Far Cry 5?
Far Cry TV series ordered by FX from Noah Hawley and Rob Mac
"the series will follow an anthology format like the games and feature a different cast and setting each season"
variety.com/2025/tv/news...
"the series will follow an anthology format like the games and feature a different cast and setting each season"
variety.com/2025/tv/news...
November 24, 2025 at 11:58 PM
As someone who has watched three playthroughs of Far Cry games on YouTube thanks to a super cool dude from central TN I won't tag here, I'd be down for this.
Also: Can we get Walton Goggins (Boyd Crowder from Justified) to be Joseph Seed for Far Cry 5?
Also: Can we get Walton Goggins (Boyd Crowder from Justified) to be Joseph Seed for Far Cry 5?
ANOTHER ONE (DJ Khaled style)
HBO Max is offering one of the best Black Friday deals we’ve seen this year
HBO Max is offering one of the best Black Friday deals we’ve seen this year
Finally, a cheap(er) way to binge.
buff.ly
November 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
ANOTHER ONE (DJ Khaled style)
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 24, 2025 at 6:05 PM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
The knife is in your aorta. You pull it out, you will bleed and you will die. Consider this a professional courtesy, Charlie Brown.
We all float down here, Charlie Brown.
It puts the lotion in the basket, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
The knife is in your aorta. You pull it out, you will bleed and you will die. Consider this a professional courtesy, Charlie Brown.
I approve of this choice, too.
I'd put Johnny Cash's Hurt in the same category as Whitney but you didn't so there we go. It's a gimme.
November 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I approve of this choice, too.
I'd only put Whitney's song ahead of Dolly's because of recency bias, and the fact that Whitney hits notes that even Dolly can't. Nothing against Ms. Parton, of course. I love both versions.
Without saying Whitney Houston's "I Will Always Love You", what cover song is better than the original?
November 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I'd only put Whitney's song ahead of Dolly's because of recency bias, and the fact that Whitney hits notes that even Dolly can't. Nothing against Ms. Parton, of course. I love both versions.
Take it away, Joker.
November 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Take it away, Joker.
@boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com you don't need any more neckties, do you?
Ace Attorney - Objection! Tie
Watch out—if you don't keep your story straight, a sufficiently brilliant defense attorney could use the distinctive way you tie this tie to prove you're falsifying your testimony. This official Ace ...
www.fangamer.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:07 PM
@boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com you don't need any more neckties, do you?
Seriously thought about seeing The Running Man, but I'm not sure if I can buy into Glen Powell right now. This is the first movie I've seen in a while since all the rest have hit streaming and/or physical media.
I figure this isn't a bad way to start off my Thanksgiving Day.
I figure this isn't a bad way to start off my Thanksgiving Day.
November 24, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Seriously thought about seeing The Running Man, but I'm not sure if I can buy into Glen Powell right now. This is the first movie I've seen in a while since all the rest have hit streaming and/or physical media.
I figure this isn't a bad way to start off my Thanksgiving Day.
I figure this isn't a bad way to start off my Thanksgiving Day.
While I understand the Saints' need for a kicker - it's not like it matters right now; their season's burnt like toast - I would've politely told him to GTFOH.
The Saints are hosting a kicker tryout and former Pro Bowler Justin Tucker is among those invited, per me and Mike Garafolo
This is his first workout since being suspended 10 games by the NFL for violating the personal conduct policy.
This is his first workout since being suspended 10 games by the NFL for violating the personal conduct policy.
November 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
While I understand the Saints' need for a kicker - it's not like it matters right now; their season's burnt like toast - I would've politely told him to GTFOH.
Us Black folks don't really do green bean casserole down south.
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Us Black folks don't really do green bean casserole down south.
I had been diagnosed as T2D for two years
November 24, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I had been diagnosed as T2D for two years
Reminds me of Drew Brees' pregame chants with the Saints. Love this.
November 24, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Reminds me of Drew Brees' pregame chants with the Saints. Love this.
Some lady had this on the back of her bike when I picked her up on Saturday night. It was staring at me. For the entire time, I had "Godzilla" by Blue Öyster Cult in my head. Can you blame me?
November 23, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Some lady had this on the back of her bike when I picked her up on Saturday night. It was staring at me. For the entire time, I had "Godzilla" by Blue Öyster Cult in my head. Can you blame me?
Spotted at Casey's in West Des Moines near my apartment.
White people: for the love of God, WHY?
White people: for the love of God, WHY?
November 23, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Spotted at Casey's in West Des Moines near my apartment.
White people: for the love of God, WHY?
White people: for the love of God, WHY?
🎵Now here's a little story I got to tell
About 3 bad brothers you know so well
It started way back in history
With Ad-Rock, MCA, and me, Mike D 🎵
About 3 bad brothers you know so well
It started way back in history
With Ad-Rock, MCA, and me, Mike D 🎵
🎵White shirt
Now red. My bloody nose.
Sleeping.
You’re on your tippy toes.
Creeping
Around like no one knows.
Think you’re so criminal.🎵
Now red. My bloody nose.
Sleeping.
You’re on your tippy toes.
Creeping
Around like no one knows.
Think you’re so criminal.🎵
November 23, 2025 at 5:42 AM
🎵Now here's a little story I got to tell
About 3 bad brothers you know so well
It started way back in history
With Ad-Rock, MCA, and me, Mike D 🎵
About 3 bad brothers you know so well
It started way back in history
With Ad-Rock, MCA, and me, Mike D 🎵
So, yeah: why do I need to pay Microsoft $30 a month for Game Pass Ultimate, hm?
November 22, 2025 at 4:53 PM
So, yeah: why do I need to pay Microsoft $30 a month for Game Pass Ultimate, hm?