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I asked my husband if we should go out and do something tonight and then we laughed and laughed and got into our positions on the couch.
January 1, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I asked my husband if we should go out and do something tonight and then we laughed and laughed and got into our positions on the couch.
Going to a wedding really reminds me of the important things in life. Like cake.
December 30, 2024 at 10:39 PM
Going to a wedding really reminds me of the important things in life. Like cake.
You’re not watching videos of dogs being reunited with their owners and crying into your phone? Weirdo.
December 24, 2024 at 3:37 PM
You’re not watching videos of dogs being reunited with their owners and crying into your phone? Weirdo.
It all went downhill after the remake of Footloose.
December 18, 2024 at 11:33 AM
It all went downhill after the remake of Footloose.
A lot of things freak me out, but expired candy isn’t one of them.
December 14, 2024 at 2:54 PM
A lot of things freak me out, but expired candy isn’t one of them.
Why the hell does that hurt now?
Me, waking up every morning.
Me, waking up every morning.
December 10, 2024 at 11:06 AM
Why the hell does that hurt now?
Me, waking up every morning.
Me, waking up every morning.
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I ate all 6 of the bananas I got last week. They should make a documentary about me
December 10, 2024 at 12:54 AM
I ate all 6 of the bananas I got last week. They should make a documentary about me
I can’t quit you.
~me, talking to my jelly beans in the pantry.
~me, talking to my jelly beans in the pantry.
December 9, 2024 at 10:59 AM
I can’t quit you.
~me, talking to my jelly beans in the pantry.
~me, talking to my jelly beans in the pantry.
He was rare, like a correct fast food order.
December 5, 2024 at 10:19 PM
He was rare, like a correct fast food order.
If eating a Jolly Rancher fruit roll up is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
November 25, 2024 at 6:09 PM
If eating a Jolly Rancher fruit roll up is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
It got lost somewhere. Can you go find it and bring it back? You know, your sense of humor.
November 23, 2024 at 1:58 PM
It got lost somewhere. Can you go find it and bring it back? You know, your sense of humor.
I don’t understand how anyone with a footprint has a white couch.
November 22, 2024 at 12:21 PM
I don’t understand how anyone with a footprint has a white couch.
As long as I can dip something in something, I’m happy.
November 21, 2024 at 11:03 AM
As long as I can dip something in something, I’m happy.
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It might seem like I’m not paying attention.
That’s it.
That’s the whole post.
That’s it.
That’s the whole post.
November 21, 2024 at 10:22 AM
It might seem like I’m not paying attention.
That’s it.
That’s the whole post.
That’s it.
That’s the whole post.
Are these called tweets?
November 15, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Are these called tweets?
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How you act when the printer quits working is the real you
November 15, 2024 at 9:20 PM
How you act when the printer quits working is the real you
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Alexa, I’ll show you mine if you show me yours.
November 15, 2024 at 8:12 AM
Alexa, I’ll show you mine if you show me yours.
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i take all 7 days worth of pills at once to be done for the week
November 15, 2024 at 3:10 AM
i take all 7 days worth of pills at once to be done for the week
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Levels of ceiling fan:
-Hurricane
-On .. ish
-How do I turn this off? maybe it's on.. wait, is it almost off? nope it's still on
-Hurricane
-On .. ish
-How do I turn this off? maybe it's on.. wait, is it almost off? nope it's still on
November 15, 2024 at 3:27 PM
Levels of ceiling fan:
-Hurricane
-On .. ish
-How do I turn this off? maybe it's on.. wait, is it almost off? nope it's still on
-Hurricane
-On .. ish
-How do I turn this off? maybe it's on.. wait, is it almost off? nope it's still on
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I'm sure life will get easier once I'm older and more things hurt
November 15, 2024 at 3:31 PM
I'm sure life will get easier once I'm older and more things hurt
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“This is a mistake” I whispered, as I get out of bed
November 15, 2024 at 12:19 PM
“This is a mistake” I whispered, as I get out of bed