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singlespeed.bsky.social
Brazos represent!
thinkingbayonet.bsky.social thinkingbayonet.bsky.social @thinkingbayonet.bsky.social · 2d
My favorite Twitter prompt was "RT this with your home river," so reskeet this with your home river.

Mine is the Patuxent.
January 12, 2026 at 11:02 PM
singlespeed.bsky.social
I think they’re onto something here.
ashwayling.bsky.social Ash Wayling (M0D3Rn) @ashwayling.bsky.social · 2d
The developers of PEAK explain pricing
January 12, 2026 at 2:52 PM
singlespeed.bsky.social
On days like today I wish I could be at the protest/vigil at the park down the block but instead am home with the kids.

I remind myself that raising kind and wonderful children is its own form of protest.
brendelbored.bsky.social Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 6d
Sometimes all you can do is make the world 0.0000000000001% less awful by being a good person and it feels very meaningless but it’s also the only thing that really matters
January 8, 2026 at 2:55 PM
singlespeed.bsky.social
It happened to me: had so much cheese as a snack waiting for dinner that I can’t eat dinner.
January 3, 2026 at 12:58 AM
singlespeed.bsky.social
Goddamn we got a beautiful city.
stevevance.net Steven @stevevance.net · 12d
Fireworks as seen from the Brown Line

Video by @ shuttersync99 - www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8yGExb7/
January 2, 2026 at 8:09 PM
singlespeed.bsky.social
“Thicker than zoo glass” is hilarious.
masonfromtwitter.bsky.social Ma$on @masonfromtwitter.bsky.social · 13d
Carissa reading all of here 2025 comments 😂😂😂
January 1, 2026 at 9:14 PM
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ironspike.bsky.social
Chicago.gif
January 1, 2026 at 11:52 AM
singlespeed.bsky.social
I cut this out of my local paper and had it laminated. Hung it on my wall for years and years. Probably still have it in a closet.
mcpli.bsky.social Michael Li (李之樸) @mcpli.bsky.social · 14d
The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
December 31, 2025 at 11:19 PM
singlespeed.bsky.social
My sides hurt from laughing at this. Can’t wait to show my wife and infect her too.
December 30, 2025 at 11:02 PM
singlespeed.bsky.social
Man this art is so cool. I love all of their stuff.
bisonrimant.fr Bison @bisonrimant.fr · 15d
Ancient Wisdom III
Woodcarving

Last sculpture of 2025
Woodcarved humanoid octopus wearing a robe, arms wide open, in front of a book standing on branches. On the book, a frog. On the right arm, a kinfisher, and on the top of the head of the octopus, a round duck. The base is burn, on that angle it is not really obvious but is water with a slight wave form arround the octopus. On the background, an old door with old white paint. Seen from a low angle, more on its left side Seen by left profile Seen by its right profile
December 30, 2025 at 5:57 PM
singlespeed.bsky.social
Good lord the Austin airport is the absolute worst airport. I hate it here.
December 28, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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mclean.bsky.social
Age of miracles
Novo Nordisk Prices Oral Wegovy Pill at $25 Monthly Co-Pay Last updated 1 hour ago Novo Nordisk announced pricing for its FDA-approved oral Wegovy, a daily semaglutide pill for adults with obesity or overweight plus a related condition, alongside diet and exercise. Commercially insured patients can get a one-month supply for as low as $25 via a savings card starting January 2, 2026, with self-pay options from $149. In trials, participants lost an average 14% of body weight over 64 weeks, though side effects like nausea affected some. The needle-free option addresses common injection fears
December 28, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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ironspike.bsky.social
New Year's resolution: Gonna mix it up, try something new, stunt on the skyline a little

less dipshit, more cumclown
December 28, 2025 at 6:03 AM
singlespeed.bsky.social
Hell yeah. Graeter’s is so good. Still sad they stopped doing the hippo flavor.
mclean.bsky.social Michael McLean @mclean.bsky.social · 18d
More of this, please

“Graeter’s has been approached by private equity firms, but family members […] were skeptical.”

"Private equity is a financial deal with the devil, it's kind of like selling your soul. PE ruins companies,"

www.cincinnati.com/story/money/...
Graeter's has been approached by private equity firms, but family members who are protective of the company's product and traditional production methods were skeptical. "Private equity is a financial deal with the devil, it's kind of like selling your soul. PE ruins companies," Graeter said, adding outside investors would insist Graeter's dispose of its unique French pot small-batch production that gives its ice cream its unique flavor.
December 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
singlespeed.bsky.social
This one killed me.
theonion.com The Onion @theonion.com · 18d
‘How Different Could Purified And Distilled Water Really Be?’ Thinks Humidifier Owner About To Enter World Of Shit https://theonion.com/how-different-could-purified-and-distilled-water-really-be-thinks-humidifier-owner-about-to-enter-world-of-shit/
‘How Different Could Purified And Distilled Water Really Be?’ Thinks Humidifier Owner About To Enter World Of Shit
December 26, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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robotwig.com
"Scrooge was better than his word. He did it all and infinitely more!"
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"And, uh, Tiny Tim?"
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"And to Tiny Tim, who did 'not' die..."
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"Aw, isn't that swell!"

One year ago today I posted this Muppets Christmas Carol photo I created using real figures lighting & miniatures

Merry Christmas! 🎄
Gonzo as Charles Dickens and Rizzo celebrate as Scrooge and the other muppets take food to Bob Cratchits house
December 25, 2025 at 8:13 AM
singlespeed.bsky.social
WHAT
ukads.bsky.social UKADS @ukads.bsky.social · 20d
It wouldn't be Christmas without the Irn Bru Snowman
December 25, 2025 at 1:02 PM
singlespeed.bsky.social
Holidays are for traditions.
A stack of 3 Domino’s pizza boxes that read “large,” “medium,” and “small.”
December 24, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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pattymo.com
Meme of the guys on the couch. They’re bored at “and to Tiny Tim,” and cheering at “who did NOT die,”
December 26, 2023 at 1:51 AM
singlespeed.bsky.social
What is this. Why is this. I’m dying. (I also kind of love this).
December 23, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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majaoeberg.bsky.social
Not a bad way to spend the afternoon
December 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
singlespeed.bsky.social
Watched Muppet Christmas Carol last weekend and hearing this in Gonzo’s voice made me snort.
danglinghemmie.bsky.social skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 26d
and tiny tim, who was NOT in the epstein files,
December 19, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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greggo.bsky.social
My response to anything over the next two weeks
A grey and red transit bus on the road in a city. The bus’ destination sign reads “NO? ?? ???????”
December 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
singlespeed.bsky.social
Love this thread. Some very excellent selections.
backpagepod.bsky.social The Back Page: A Video Games Podcast @backpagepod.bsky.social · 28d
Our Discorders answered the question, 'what if the games of 2025 were Simpsons stills?' Judge the results for yourself.
December 17, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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lukeoneil47.bsky.social
A podcast asked me to record a voice note about my prediction for 2026 and here it is.
It is going to happen this year. You know what I mean. God’s will. Naturally of course. No need to come knocking on my door. I’m chilling at home and I’ll be chilling at home when it happens. Before I go running out into the streets that is. Shaking the mailman’s hand. Kissing nurses and shit. All of a sudden there’s a drumline and a mariachi band and breakdancers and fuckin… David Guetta is DJing on a rooftop if David Guetta is still alive. Maybe we’ll even get to watch it live on TV. The first flicker that something is really wrong. Slowing it down and rewinding it after like when Lisa broke Ralph’s heart. The realization in his eyes. The first single moment of self awareness in 80 years. Like a flailing panicked deer you’ve crashed your car into on the side of a snowy mountain pass. The eyes fluttering back and forth. Surely this can’t have been it. Perhaps a brief bargaining with God. God saying he’s going to pass on the deal. I do not agree with your terms sir. It’s gonna be like the Will Smith Summertime video out there. Everywhere. We’re all going to get fired from our jobs for posting. 100% unemployment. One good day.
December 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM