Leah Simon
@simonsays75.bsky.social
It should be a scandal but this being the point of it all from the beginning…
This is the scandal. Trump isn’t targeting dangerous people. He’s targeting peaceful immigrants. Almost exclusively.
November 28, 2025 at 4:30 PM
It should be a scandal but this being the point of it all from the beginning…
Hey, remember when Michelle Obama suggested Americans eat more veg and exercise and it was a communist takeover?
Sean Duffy: "Dressing with respect -- whether it's a pair of jeans and a decent shirt, I would encourage people to maybe dress a little better which encourages us to maybe behave a little better. Let's try not to wear slippers and pajamas as we come to the airport."
November 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Hey, remember when Michelle Obama suggested Americans eat more veg and exercise and it was a communist takeover?
Tell me you’re not the default parent without telling me you’re not the default parent
Probably one of the best replies I’ve ever gotten to date. Very simple to stop a toddler from crying, simply figure out logically what they might cry about and avoid it.
November 15, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Tell me you’re not the default parent without telling me you’re not the default parent
Reposted by Leah Simon
Apparently some folks are playing real dumb about skull symbols so let’s play a little game I like to call “Nazi skull or not a Nazi skull”
First up, the Jolly Roger. This is a pirate skull, not a Nazi skull. It means you might get robbed, but prolly not genocided.
With me so far? 1/x
First up, the Jolly Roger. This is a pirate skull, not a Nazi skull. It means you might get robbed, but prolly not genocided.
With me so far? 1/x
October 22, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Apparently some folks are playing real dumb about skull symbols so let’s play a little game I like to call “Nazi skull or not a Nazi skull”
First up, the Jolly Roger. This is a pirate skull, not a Nazi skull. It means you might get robbed, but prolly not genocided.
With me so far? 1/x
First up, the Jolly Roger. This is a pirate skull, not a Nazi skull. It means you might get robbed, but prolly not genocided.
With me so far? 1/x
People complaining about Bobo need to redirect their ire at Schumann. I’ll take his offense over this defense. This is awful.
October 12, 2025 at 12:33 AM
People complaining about Bobo need to redirect their ire at Schumann. I’ll take his offense over this defense. This is awful.
Whoa! At this rate, I’m actually surprised they didn’t give it to Trump
🧵 Am I surprised they gave Maria Corina Machado the Nobel Peace Prize? No. Does she deserve it? Also, no. There’s a reason she was barred from running for office in Venezuela: multiple violent coup attempts and calling of foreign governments, like Israel, to invade Venezuela.
October 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Whoa! At this rate, I’m actually surprised they didn’t give it to Trump
Plywood nonsense aside, does he think there are fires because of the chemical crowd control smoke that his people are using?
Trump: "Portland, I mean -- every time I look at that place it's burning down. There are fires all over the place. When a store -- there are very few of them left -- but when a store owner rebuilds a store they build it out of plywood. They don't put up storefronts anymore. They just put wood up."
October 11, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Plywood nonsense aside, does he think there are fires because of the chemical crowd control smoke that his people are using?
15 yr old making me proud by asking to be the Portland frog for Halloween
October 9, 2025 at 3:07 AM
15 yr old making me proud by asking to be the Portland frog for Halloween
Trump, 08/22/2024: “They've been told officially, legally, in every way, that we have nothing to do with Project 25. They know it, but they bring it up anyway. They bring up every single thing that you can bring up. Every one of them was false.”
Trump: "I have a meeting today with Russ Vought, he of PROJECT 2025 Fame, to determine which of the many Democrat Agencies, most of which are a political SCAM, he recommends to be cut ... I can’t believe the Radical Left Democrats gave me this unprecedented opportunity."
October 2, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Trump, 08/22/2024: “They've been told officially, legally, in every way, that we have nothing to do with Project 25. They know it, but they bring it up anyway. They bring up every single thing that you can bring up. Every one of them was false.”
Am I losing my mind or do I remember there being legal issues with Trump naming Maralago as his primary residence after his first term?
August 26, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Am I losing my mind or do I remember there being legal issues with Trump naming Maralago as his primary residence after his first term?
I would be so embarrassed to even think about taking advantage of something like this (I know they are all without shame)
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
JD Vance’s team had water level of Ohio river raised for family’s boating trip
Exclusive: Incident raises questions of exploitation of public services, but Secret Service says it was requested for ‘safe navigation’
www.theguardian.com
August 8, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I would be so embarrassed to even think about taking advantage of something like this (I know they are all without shame)
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
I literally guffawed in a public library
Leavitt: "Recent photos of the president have shown minor bruising on the back of his hand. This is consistent with minor soft tissue irritation from frequent hand-shaking and the use of aspirin."
July 17, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I literally guffawed in a public library
How about “there are good people in the South who deserve to live no matter who they voted for”? It’s dangerous thinking to say the value of their lives depends on whose side they are on.
July 5, 2025 at 7:43 PM
How about “there are good people in the South who deserve to live no matter who they voted for”? It’s dangerous thinking to say the value of their lives depends on whose side they are on.
My goal for the Saturday NYT Mini is under 60 seconds. Just squeaked by today!
The day can only go down from here.
The day can only go down from here.
April 19, 2025 at 3:57 PM
My goal for the Saturday NYT Mini is under 60 seconds. Just squeaked by today!
The day can only go down from here.
The day can only go down from here.
Everything is awful, so here are some pics of the dog.
April 11, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Everything is awful, so here are some pics of the dog.
I learned something new about bluebonnets today. As a flower runs out of pollen, the white stripe turns purple which bees can’t see. So the flowers get pollinated and the bees don’t waste time and effort!
March 31, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I learned something new about bluebonnets today. As a flower runs out of pollen, the white stripe turns purple which bees can’t see. So the flowers get pollinated and the bees don’t waste time and effort!
Run as fast as possible
March 1, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Run as fast as possible
I get plenty of 30s, 31s, and above. Under 30 doesn’t happen often for me!
February 4, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I get plenty of 30s, 31s, and above. Under 30 doesn’t happen often for me!
December 8, 2024 at 12:39 AM
Smith still shouldn’t see the ball thrown his way
If Beck is able to effectively play, Bobo should not let Smith see the ball in the second half. Good grief
#GoDawgs
#GoDawgs
December 7, 2024 at 11:14 PM
Smith still shouldn’t see the ball thrown his way