A New Simality
@simality.bsky.social
Computer nerd with a history degree. Mother of kittens. Supporter of RFC 1149/2549, 2324/7168 & 2341. She/her
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A New Simality
@simality.bsky.social
· Aug 26
If colonial America had been as "discerning" in who they supported in the fight against the British as we are in this fight against fascism, we would still be singing God Save the King.
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Me: Solves Wordle in 30 seconds with 2 guesses.
Wordlebot: *yawn*
This thing needs to be recalibrated.
Me: Solves Wordle in 30 seconds with 2 guesses.
Wordlebot: *yawn*
This thing needs to be recalibrated.
December 3, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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Me: Solves Wordle in 30 seconds with 2 guesses.
Wordlebot: *yawn*
This thing needs to be recalibrated.
Me: Solves Wordle in 30 seconds with 2 guesses.
Wordlebot: *yawn*
This thing needs to be recalibrated.
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"I had not touched a cat in 15 years when an orange kitten wandered over to sit with me in the grass one day. I was left without adequate words to describe that experience.
It reminded me I am alive. It instilled in me a raw, unbridled happiness that I had never felt before, not even as a child."
It reminded me I am alive. It instilled in me a raw, unbridled happiness that I had never felt before, not even as a child."
"Perhaps prison would have persisted this way forever. Perhaps our granite hearts and iron wills would have never crumbled. Perhaps the prison mentality, that we be cold and heartless, would have endured.
Perhaps. But then there were kittens."
Perhaps. But then there were kittens."
When Kittens Came to My Prison, I Had Not Petted One in 15 Years
I had not touched a cat in 15 years when an orange kitten wandered over to sit with me in the grass.
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September 22, 2025 at 1:09 AM
"I had not touched a cat in 15 years when an orange kitten wandered over to sit with me in the grass one day. I was left without adequate words to describe that experience.
It reminded me I am alive. It instilled in me a raw, unbridled happiness that I had never felt before, not even as a child."
It reminded me I am alive. It instilled in me a raw, unbridled happiness that I had never felt before, not even as a child."
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Make Sure Everyone Knows 😊💙
HOLY S**T look at this: Florida GOP Senator Rick Scott just quietly disclosed stock trades a year late – worth $26 MILLION – on companies HE LEGISLATED. 😳 This is corrupt to its core, and he's hoping no one will notice. You know what to do.
HOLY S**T look at this: Florida GOP Senator Rick Scott just quietly disclosed stock trades a year late – worth $26 MILLION – on companies HE LEGISLATED. 😳 This is corrupt to its core, and he's hoping no one will notice. You know what to do.
August 25, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Make Sure Everyone Knows 😊💙
HOLY S**T look at this: Florida GOP Senator Rick Scott just quietly disclosed stock trades a year late – worth $26 MILLION – on companies HE LEGISLATED. 😳 This is corrupt to its core, and he's hoping no one will notice. You know what to do.
HOLY S**T look at this: Florida GOP Senator Rick Scott just quietly disclosed stock trades a year late – worth $26 MILLION – on companies HE LEGISLATED. 😳 This is corrupt to its core, and he's hoping no one will notice. You know what to do.
If colonial America had been as "discerning" in who they supported in the fight against the British as we are in this fight against fascism, we would still be singing God Save the King.
August 26, 2025 at 12:28 AM
If colonial America had been as "discerning" in who they supported in the fight against the British as we are in this fight against fascism, we would still be singing God Save the King.
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Completely ignoring Ephesians 5:21 to lean hard into 22 and 23 is always baffling to me. I also don’t get how you could love someone so much you’re essentially one person and not respect their wishes.
August 10, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Completely ignoring Ephesians 5:21 to lean hard into 22 and 23 is always baffling to me. I also don’t get how you could love someone so much you’re essentially one person and not respect their wishes.
News alert: Nancy Mace announces run for SC governor.
Me: I will vote for *anyone* over her.
News Alert: Ralph Norman announces run for SC governor.
Me: God Dammit.
Me: I will vote for *anyone* over her.
News Alert: Ralph Norman announces run for SC governor.
Me: God Dammit.
August 4, 2025 at 10:57 PM
News alert: Nancy Mace announces run for SC governor.
Me: I will vote for *anyone* over her.
News Alert: Ralph Norman announces run for SC governor.
Me: God Dammit.
Me: I will vote for *anyone* over her.
News Alert: Ralph Norman announces run for SC governor.
Me: God Dammit.
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PSA for Millennials: new advice is that HRT can begin in early perimenopause. I had my first big hot flash when I was 39 - I'll be 48 in a week.
Talk to your doctor. We want you to have the information that we didn't get (and our mothers/grandmothers didn't have).
medicine.yale.edu/news-article...
Talk to your doctor. We want you to have the information that we didn't get (and our mothers/grandmothers didn't have).
medicine.yale.edu/news-article...
August 3, 2025 at 6:41 PM
PSA for Millennials: new advice is that HRT can begin in early perimenopause. I had my first big hot flash when I was 39 - I'll be 48 in a week.
Talk to your doctor. We want you to have the information that we didn't get (and our mothers/grandmothers didn't have).
medicine.yale.edu/news-article...
Talk to your doctor. We want you to have the information that we didn't get (and our mothers/grandmothers didn't have).
medicine.yale.edu/news-article...
You get *8* absences? That is nuts.
Because illness just means you don't love jeebus enough.
Pray harder!!
These are the people who end up bit by the zombies & try to hide it from the rest of the survivors.
Pray harder!!
These are the people who end up bit by the zombies & try to hide it from the rest of the survivors.
LAWRENCE COUNTY, TN: “Doctors notes no longer excuse absences…” (Under threat of juvenile court intervention)
Director of Schools Michael Adkins: “They need to learn reliability and work ethic… we’ve all gone to work sick.” 🤔
Parents: “How does that make sense?”
Director of Schools Michael Adkins: “They need to learn reliability and work ethic… we’ve all gone to work sick.” 🤔
Parents: “How does that make sense?”
July 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
You get *8* absences? That is nuts.
Now would be a terrible time for someone to do a Trump Downfall meme. Wouldn't it be awful if Tiktok rediscovered that iconic scene? www.cnn.com/2025/07/16/p...
Trump lashes out at ‘weaklings’ who believe Epstein ‘bullsh*t’ amid building GOP pressure to release documents | CNN Politics
President Donald Trump is accusing some of his onetime supporters of being “weaklings” who are falling prey to Democratic “bullshit” about the late sex offender Jeffrey Epstein — concluding that he no...
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July 16, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Now would be a terrible time for someone to do a Trump Downfall meme. Wouldn't it be awful if Tiktok rediscovered that iconic scene? www.cnn.com/2025/07/16/p...
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Even house cats in the UK get it
July 13, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Even house cats in the UK get it
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Hardcore Weezer Fan Hates Everything Band Has Released Since Forming
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June 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Hardcore Weezer Fan Hates Everything Band Has Released Since Forming
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The Leeroy Jenkins Administration
June 22, 2025 at 5:57 AM
The Leeroy Jenkins Administration
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I'd be willing to bet money that when he and his wife argue about something that feels patently obvious to him and she isn't budging, this is the "honey" he busts out just before the argument escalates.
I need all of #lawsky to see this video from a Colorado appeals court livestream yesterday. I am in actual tears. Sound *incredibly* on, the subtitles will not help.
June 19, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I'd be willing to bet money that when he and his wife argue about something that feels patently obvious to him and she isn't budging, this is the "honey" he busts out just before the argument escalates.
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And Breyer has ruled the deployment illegal: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
June 13, 2025 at 12:56 AM
And Breyer has ruled the deployment illegal: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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'grant taxpayer money to a chat service where children are encouraged to embrace radical gender ideology by ‘counselors’ without consent or knowledge of their parents'
Death cult wants more kids to die because they can't understand being gay isn't a disease.
www.joemygod.com/2025/06/hhs-...
Death cult wants more kids to die because they can't understand being gay isn't a disease.
www.joemygod.com/2025/06/hhs-...
HHS Budget Defunds LGBTQ Youth Suicide Hotline - Joe.My.God.
NBC News reports: The Department of Health and Human Services’ proposed budget for 2026 eliminates specialized suicide hotline services for LGBTQ youth and young adults. The budget proposal, which the...
www.joemygod.com
June 11, 2025 at 2:21 AM
'grant taxpayer money to a chat service where children are encouraged to embrace radical gender ideology by ‘counselors’ without consent or knowledge of their parents'
Death cult wants more kids to die because they can't understand being gay isn't a disease.
www.joemygod.com/2025/06/hhs-...
Death cult wants more kids to die because they can't understand being gay isn't a disease.
www.joemygod.com/2025/06/hhs-...
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@pelosi.house.gov: "On January 6th...we begged the president of the United States to send in the National Guard. He would not do it...And yet, in a contra-constitutional way, he has sent the National Guard into California. Something is very wrong with this picture."
June 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
@pelosi.house.gov: "On January 6th...we begged the president of the United States to send in the National Guard. He would not do it...And yet, in a contra-constitutional way, he has sent the National Guard into California. Something is very wrong with this picture."
News from the future, indeed
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When You're Feeling Low, Just Remember I'll Be Dead In About 15 Or 20 Years
My friends, everybody has their down days, and during these long winter months it is especially easy to succumb to the doldrums and find yourself in a bit of a funk. But not to fear! I have a simple t...
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June 8, 2025 at 8:15 PM
News from the future, indeed
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He blocked me. I love it.
No I don't think they are. I believe I am able to type whatever I want to on my phone. I believe that even though I am living in one of the reddest states in the union I can hold whatever views I want. I can even share those views although I generally choose not to locally.
May 31, 2025 at 11:36 PM
He blocked me. I love it.
Good to see some people receiving their just desserts. Now, please, no antibiotics. His immune system needs to learn to combat this on its own.
May 25, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Good to see some people receiving their just desserts. Now, please, no antibiotics. His immune system needs to learn to combat this on its own.
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Bringing this to Bsky bc @steverattner.bsky.social hasn't posted it yet and it's so critical. The entirety of the cuts to Medicaid and food benefits are to pay for tax cuts for people earning more than half a million a year.
Call Congress: 202-224-3121
Call Congress: 202-224-3121
May 22, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Bringing this to Bsky bc @steverattner.bsky.social hasn't posted it yet and it's so critical. The entirety of the cuts to Medicaid and food benefits are to pay for tax cuts for people earning more than half a million a year.
Call Congress: 202-224-3121
Call Congress: 202-224-3121