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A New Simality
@simality.bsky.social
Computer nerd with a history degree. Mother of kittens. Supporter of RFC 1149/2549, 2324/7168 & 2341. She/her
@nytimes.com

Me: Solves Wordle in 30 seconds with 2 guesses.

Wordlebot: *yawn*

This thing needs to be recalibrated.
December 3, 2025 at 5:12 AM
May 29, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Gina will protect me.
May 3, 2025 at 10:09 PM
And ensued and ensued and ensued.
May 3, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Cat pics for the win.
April 22, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I had ChatGPT switch out the rocker for an office chair and color the rug red. ChatGPT decided he needed a tie as well.

(Yes, I know, AI art is evil but this is so much better than anything I could do).
April 19, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I asked Chat GPT to draw a picture of RFK barefoot in a rocking chair, holding a teddy with a worm coming out of his head.

Nailed it.

(I can't draw to save my life so AI is the only way I make my imagination real)
April 19, 2025 at 1:22 AM
February 21, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Sharing this here because ChaoticGood42_ is almost certainly one of Musk's alts.
February 18, 2025 at 10:57 AM
@cnn.com This is why you don't test in prod
February 11, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I caught my White Whale today. This cat has been stalking my yard since August. Tonight, he is at the rescue awaiting a neuter.

Meet Moby Dick
January 27, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Just realized that I haven't given the grey kitten's name. Her name is Hot Mess.
January 20, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Distracted yet?
January 20, 2025 at 1:13 AM
January 20, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Here
January 20, 2025 at 1:08 AM
@jarocats.bsky.social a flight I was tracking just disappeared off the site.

NWS2740 to Kazan. It did some odd maneuvers before hand so I made some screengrabs for Reddit and when I clicked back, it was gone. Doesn't look like it landed normally....

I hope it didn't crash.
January 5, 2025 at 6:21 AM
@jarocats.bsky.social What does it mean when you see a bunch of ground vehicles on the map?
December 30, 2024 at 1:08 AM
Sunk cost fallacy at work?
December 29, 2024 at 9:18 AM
check out TROY709. Its a drone running along the US/Canadian border Friday afternoon. A whole lotta unknowns under its info.
December 15, 2024 at 3:33 AM
And here it is on the 11th. Remarkable flight time. I wonder what it uses for fuel.
December 15, 2024 at 2:47 AM
just checked it out on FlightRadar and this is fascinating....
December 15, 2024 at 2:36 AM
Here, kitten pics
November 26, 2024 at 2:22 AM
without downloading anything, reskeet or respond with an image that expresses how you’re feeling
November 5, 2024 at 10:50 PM
@kenwhite.bsky.social if I pay the $25, will I be doing the RICO?
October 12, 2024 at 3:38 AM
My foster kitten, Hawkeye has done a helluva glowup.
September 15, 2024 at 7:07 PM