sho
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just a little octopus, floatin' along. she/they.
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sho
@shoshoctopus.bsky.social
· Aug 18
*my coffee went cold because i had to go to the dentist before i could finish it, so now I'm drinking cold coffee*
this, too, is yuri
this, too, is yuri
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actual feminists stood with the lady-ghouls of Fox News in their lawsuit because even evil women don't deserve to be sexually harassed in their evil workplaces and all women are harmed when we let that shit slide, but boy that experience sure didn't change any of them as people, did it
November 13, 2025 at 7:44 PM
actual feminists stood with the lady-ghouls of Fox News in their lawsuit because even evil women don't deserve to be sexually harassed in their evil workplaces and all women are harmed when we let that shit slide, but boy that experience sure didn't change any of them as people, did it
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A middle school boy created deepfake AI CSAM of his fellow classmate, a 13 year old girl. The girl pleaded with the school but they did nothing and instead put her on a bus with the perpetrator. She ended up hitting him and was expelled but nothing happened to the boy.
www.wsaw.com/2025/11/12/g...
www.wsaw.com/2025/11/12/g...
Girl, 13, expelled for hitting classmate who made a deepfake porn image of her, lawyers say
A 13-year-old student was expelled from a Louisiana middle school after hitting a male classmate who she said created and shared a deepfake pornographic image of her, according to her family’s lawyers...
www.wsaw.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
A middle school boy created deepfake AI CSAM of his fellow classmate, a 13 year old girl. The girl pleaded with the school but they did nothing and instead put her on a bus with the perpetrator. She ended up hitting him and was expelled but nothing happened to the boy.
www.wsaw.com/2025/11/12/g...
www.wsaw.com/2025/11/12/g...
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
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it's 🏳️⚧️ transgender awareness week 🏳️⚧️, so : donate to trans support organizations if you can, hire trans people, defend them in public & private spaces when necessary, & just don't be an asshole in general
November 13, 2025 at 2:20 PM
it's 🏳️⚧️ transgender awareness week 🏳️⚧️, so : donate to trans support organizations if you can, hire trans people, defend them in public & private spaces when necessary, & just don't be an asshole in general
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RE starbucks picket line--the relevant detail is "picket line, do not cross." Pass that along. Proclaiming that you are in no danger of doing so because you are too aesthetically pure to let Starbucks coffee pass your lips is...unhelpful and does not give the impression you perhaps imagine it does.
November 13, 2025 at 1:56 PM
RE starbucks picket line--the relevant detail is "picket line, do not cross." Pass that along. Proclaiming that you are in no danger of doing so because you are too aesthetically pure to let Starbucks coffee pass your lips is...unhelpful and does not give the impression you perhaps imagine it does.
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we need a department of kerning
November 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
we need a department of kerning
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Starbucks strike begins TOMORROW—don’t cross the picket line!
Don't forget to NOT BUY STARBUCKS while we're on ULP strike, tomorrow and beyond!
Pledge to not cross a picket line - nocontractnocoffee.org
Pledge to not cross a picket line - nocontractnocoffee.org
No Contract, No Coffee | Starbucks Workers United
Starbucks baristas brewing change. Join the movement for fair contracts, better wages, and worker protections.
nocontractnocoffee.org
November 13, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Starbucks strike begins TOMORROW—don’t cross the picket line!
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I mean honestly, it *does* explain how elite backlash against MeToo was about as intense as the reaction to 9/11.
My takeaway from every new Epstein revelation is that some powerful people victimized many powerless young women, many more knew, some actively enabled it--and we're still being told that MeToo and accountability for sexual violence have gone too far
November 13, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I mean honestly, it *does* explain how elite backlash against MeToo was about as intense as the reaction to 9/11.
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you might call that dramatic and yeah, bitch, life is supposed to be dramatic; existence is a miracle and you die at the end
November 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
you might call that dramatic and yeah, bitch, life is supposed to be dramatic; existence is a miracle and you die at the end
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Holy shit, just learned about the typewriter art of Montserrat Alberich Escardívol, a Catalan typist. Using an extra wide typewriter and 180 color ribbons, she built up elaborate images from simple characters like 'm' and '.' and ';'. Here is her typewritten painting of the Cathedral of Barcelona.
November 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Holy shit, just learned about the typewriter art of Montserrat Alberich Escardívol, a Catalan typist. Using an extra wide typewriter and 180 color ribbons, she built up elaborate images from simple characters like 'm' and '.' and ';'. Here is her typewritten painting of the Cathedral of Barcelona.
FANFIC WRITER: what if
FANFIC WRITER: instead of writing the whole thing in one language
FANFIC WRITER: i include a glossary of exactly three (3) words in a different language, that will also be written in a different script
FANFIC WRITER: like, a whole different writing system
FANFIC WRITER: instead of writing the whole thing in one language
FANFIC WRITER: i include a glossary of exactly three (3) words in a different language, that will also be written in a different script
FANFIC WRITER: like, a whole different writing system
November 12, 2025 at 7:54 PM
FANFIC WRITER: what if
FANFIC WRITER: instead of writing the whole thing in one language
FANFIC WRITER: i include a glossary of exactly three (3) words in a different language, that will also be written in a different script
FANFIC WRITER: like, a whole different writing system
FANFIC WRITER: instead of writing the whole thing in one language
FANFIC WRITER: i include a glossary of exactly three (3) words in a different language, that will also be written in a different script
FANFIC WRITER: like, a whole different writing system
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"Not even in my wildest dreams did I imagine that one day I would paint a picture of hot Bowser for official material, announced by Miyamoto himself. 😭 I laughed so hard in disbelief while painting, you have no idea lol"
November 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
"Not even in my wildest dreams did I imagine that one day I would paint a picture of hot Bowser for official material, announced by Miyamoto himself. 😭 I laughed so hard in disbelief while painting, you have no idea lol"
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finding joy despite the world in 2025 is like this lol
November 12, 2025 at 3:34 PM
finding joy despite the world in 2025 is like this lol
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Interesting how the line is, now that we have legalized sports gambling across the board there's no putting that genie back in the bottle versus sure we can end the hemp industry with one line in an unrelated bill.
The shutdown deal includes a ban on hemp products that none of its negotiators debated in public.
Disappointing that only 24 senators voted against killing an amendment to strike that ban.
www.senate.gov/legislative/...
Disappointing that only 24 senators voted against killing an amendment to strike that ban.
www.senate.gov/legislative/...
November 12, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Interesting how the line is, now that we have legalized sports gambling across the board there's no putting that genie back in the bottle versus sure we can end the hemp industry with one line in an unrelated bill.
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Started watching MURDERBOT and now I don't wanna go to work, I just want to watch MURDERBOT, which is pretty much the plot of MURDERBOT.
November 12, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Started watching MURDERBOT and now I don't wanna go to work, I just want to watch MURDERBOT, which is pretty much the plot of MURDERBOT.
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Oh man, I sure wish Trump's extensive connections to Jeffrey Epstein had been known before the election
November 12, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Oh man, I sure wish Trump's extensive connections to Jeffrey Epstein had been known before the election
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there's a pokemon farming/crafting game coming out next year? and they didn't call it Staryu Valley???
November 12, 2025 at 1:12 AM
there's a pokemon farming/crafting game coming out next year? and they didn't call it Staryu Valley???
ME: i learned about a new sport today! it's called strap racing or something, right?
MY MOTHER: HARNESS racing.
ME:
MY MOTHER: *oblivious*
ME:
MY MOTHER: HARNESS racing.
ME:
MY MOTHER: *oblivious*
ME:
November 12, 2025 at 12:45 AM
ME: i learned about a new sport today! it's called strap racing or something, right?
MY MOTHER: HARNESS racing.
ME:
MY MOTHER: *oblivious*
ME:
MY MOTHER: HARNESS racing.
ME:
MY MOTHER: *oblivious*
ME:
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In hindsight, the core theme of the sequel trilogy should have been that unchecked nostalgia for the past makes it easier for evil to return.
November 11, 2025 at 11:41 PM
In hindsight, the core theme of the sequel trilogy should have been that unchecked nostalgia for the past makes it easier for evil to return.
ME: what if i grew my hair back out and became one of those butches with a hair bun
MY HAIR:
MY HAIR: have you forgotten how thick i am
MY HAIR: do you recall how much time it takes to wrestle me into a bun
MY HAIR:
MY HAIR: have you forgotten how thick i am
MY HAIR: do you recall how much time it takes to wrestle me into a bun
November 11, 2025 at 11:45 PM
ME: what if i grew my hair back out and became one of those butches with a hair bun
MY HAIR:
MY HAIR: have you forgotten how thick i am
MY HAIR: do you recall how much time it takes to wrestle me into a bun
MY HAIR:
MY HAIR: have you forgotten how thick i am
MY HAIR: do you recall how much time it takes to wrestle me into a bun