sho
@shoshoctopus.bsky.social
just a little octopus, floatin' along. she/they.
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sho
@shoshoctopus.bsky.social
· Aug 18
*my coffee went cold because i had to go to the dentist before i could finish it, so now I'm drinking cold coffee*
this, too, is yuri
this, too, is yuri
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...wait
I have a chili dog tattoo
I have ADHD
I drink far too many energy drinks and soda
...am I Sonic the Hedgehog
I have a chili dog tattoo
I have ADHD
I drink far too many energy drinks and soda
...am I Sonic the Hedgehog
January 30, 2026 at 3:58 AM
...wait
I have a chili dog tattoo
I have ADHD
I drink far too many energy drinks and soda
...am I Sonic the Hedgehog
I have a chili dog tattoo
I have ADHD
I drink far too many energy drinks and soda
...am I Sonic the Hedgehog
CONTROVERSIAL POKEMON TAKE:
most shinies are fuckin boring
especially after the first one they introduced players to was so dramatic and distinct
not nearly enough shinies live up to that red gyrados
most shinies are fuckin boring
especially after the first one they introduced players to was so dramatic and distinct
not nearly enough shinies live up to that red gyrados
January 30, 2026 at 6:30 PM
CONTROVERSIAL POKEMON TAKE:
most shinies are fuckin boring
especially after the first one they introduced players to was so dramatic and distinct
not nearly enough shinies live up to that red gyrados
most shinies are fuckin boring
especially after the first one they introduced players to was so dramatic and distinct
not nearly enough shinies live up to that red gyrados
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STOP PROMOTING THE TOXIN-SPEWING PLAGIARISM MACHINE. LET ME GO BACK TO MY PAPERWORK AND PROCEDURES AND PROBLEM-SOLVING. I HAVE SHIT TO DO. AND HONESTLY SO DO YOU. GET THE FUCK OFF CHATGPT.
January 30, 2026 at 4:48 AM
STOP PROMOTING THE TOXIN-SPEWING PLAGIARISM MACHINE. LET ME GO BACK TO MY PAPERWORK AND PROCEDURES AND PROBLEM-SOLVING. I HAVE SHIT TO DO. AND HONESTLY SO DO YOU. GET THE FUCK OFF CHATGPT.
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Could we really not with the idea that anything too popular is no longer meaningfully queer? Some people really need to stop with this hipster idea that only niche properties that nobody mainstream knows anything about are really queer.
January 30, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Could we really not with the idea that anything too popular is no longer meaningfully queer? Some people really need to stop with this hipster idea that only niche properties that nobody mainstream knows anything about are really queer.
the sound and picture keep desynchronizing but we WILL finish Ponies tonight, goddammit!
January 30, 2026 at 1:42 AM
the sound and picture keep desynchronizing but we WILL finish Ponies tonight, goddammit!
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It's Wednesday. You got this.
January 28, 2026 at 1:42 PM
It's Wednesday. You got this.
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I think the pope should pants J.D. Vance on live television while surrounding dignitaries point and giggle.
January 29, 2026 at 3:44 AM
I think the pope should pants J.D. Vance on live television while surrounding dignitaries point and giggle.
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*screams in history of science*
Maths and physics are objective and humanities is subjective.
That's the difference.
That's the difference.
January 29, 2026 at 12:24 AM
*screams in history of science*
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FUCK ICE - SHIRT AT dashare.zone - dashare.zone ADMIN
January 21, 2026 at 9:22 PM
FUCK ICE - SHIRT AT dashare.zone - dashare.zone ADMIN
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given how biden’s victory didn’t prevent january 6th or any of All This from happening, the idea that if people just Voted Correctly everything would be hunky dory is willfully ignorant at *best.*
January 29, 2026 at 1:29 AM
given how biden’s victory didn’t prevent january 6th or any of All This from happening, the idea that if people just Voted Correctly everything would be hunky dory is willfully ignorant at *best.*
poor bud looks like he's on an Antarctic expedition
January 28, 2026 at 8:49 PM
poor bud looks like he's on an Antarctic expedition
oh my god??????
I understand your joke but I got curious and holy shit we could have had ULTRAsylvania??
January 28, 2026 at 8:44 PM
oh my god??????
if Pennsylvania is named after the guy Penn and all the trees, does that mean that Transylvania,
January 28, 2026 at 8:22 PM
if Pennsylvania is named after the guy Penn and all the trees, does that mean that Transylvania,
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We live in a pretty good city
January 28, 2026 at 6:52 PM
We live in a pretty good city
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"passive consumers of unthought thoughts" is such an elegant way to put slop-eaters
sorry is there games journalism discourse happening, I was busy clumsily photoshopping a sword into the pope's hand on company time for a @joshuawolens.bsky.social story
January 28, 2026 at 6:50 PM
"passive consumers of unthought thoughts" is such an elegant way to put slop-eaters
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One thing I see liberal outlets giving ground on that I feel the need to correct: it’s impossible to “dox” a paid public official
By simply reporting their name, institutional role, and political affiliations
By simply reporting their name, institutional role, and political affiliations
January 28, 2026 at 12:05 AM
One thing I see liberal outlets giving ground on that I feel the need to correct: it’s impossible to “dox” a paid public official
By simply reporting their name, institutional role, and political affiliations
By simply reporting their name, institutional role, and political affiliations
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The big problem with this isn't that Bing is blocking them
The problem is that every search engine that's not Kagi, Google, or Yandex uses Bing as a backbone... so EVERY search engine is blocking them
Yahoo!, Duckduckgo, Ecosia, etc... all use Bing's dataset, and being cut off from Bing means PAIN
The problem is that every search engine that's not Kagi, Google, or Yandex uses Bing as a backbone... so EVERY search engine is blocking them
Yahoo!, Duckduckgo, Ecosia, etc... all use Bing's dataset, and being cut off from Bing means PAIN
Bing has blocked neocities and all user subdomains from its search index.
We’ve spent months trying to resolve this through official channels and gotten nowhere.
Until this gets resolved, we are recommending that people do not use Bing.
Blog post with details: blog.neocities.org/blog/2026/01...
We’ve spent months trying to resolve this through official channels and gotten nowhere.
Until this gets resolved, we are recommending that people do not use Bing.
Blog post with details: blog.neocities.org/blog/2026/01...
Neocities Is Blocked by Bing
Over the past few months, the Bing search engine has completely blocked the domain neocities.org, including the front site and all user subdomains (example.n...
blog.neocities.org
January 28, 2026 at 2:18 AM
The big problem with this isn't that Bing is blocking them
The problem is that every search engine that's not Kagi, Google, or Yandex uses Bing as a backbone... so EVERY search engine is blocking them
Yahoo!, Duckduckgo, Ecosia, etc... all use Bing's dataset, and being cut off from Bing means PAIN
The problem is that every search engine that's not Kagi, Google, or Yandex uses Bing as a backbone... so EVERY search engine is blocking them
Yahoo!, Duckduckgo, Ecosia, etc... all use Bing's dataset, and being cut off from Bing means PAIN
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BREAKING | we asked the guy in charge of preventing this and he says he don't know, oh well, on to the next story I guess
January 28, 2026 at 11:47 AM
BREAKING | we asked the guy in charge of preventing this and he says he don't know, oh well, on to the next story I guess
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Today’s strip, Nancy 1/19/26
January 19, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Today’s strip, Nancy 1/19/26
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killing a once-respected legacy news org is sad but like ... this is objectively very funny
Tuesday morning:
New CBS boss promises “huge emphasis on scoops.”
Tuesday evening:
CBS Evening News anchor interviews his mom.
www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
New CBS boss promises “huge emphasis on scoops.”
Tuesday evening:
CBS Evening News anchor interviews his mom.
www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
‘CBS Evening News’: Tony Dokoupil Under Fire for Interviewing His Own Mom
Viewers accuse CBS News of 'dumbing down.'
www.yahoo.com
January 28, 2026 at 2:36 PM
killing a once-respected legacy news org is sad but like ... this is objectively very funny
my mom turned on a spy show and oh my god, Vic Michaelis is in this
January 28, 2026 at 1:15 AM
my mom turned on a spy show and oh my god, Vic Michaelis is in this
i just learned that Dragon Quest 4 and 5 are on mobile
finally, i can play all the DQs released in the US
finally, i can play all the DQs released in the US
January 28, 2026 at 12:38 AM
i just learned that Dragon Quest 4 and 5 are on mobile
finally, i can play all the DQs released in the US
finally, i can play all the DQs released in the US