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God I love The Onion so goddamned much
Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/
February 9, 2026 at 1:47 AM
God I love The Onion so goddamned much
I hope Lee Greenwood didn't fall and break his hip at the Kid Rock and Friends show in the Piggly-Wiggly parking lot
February 9, 2026 at 1:47 AM
I hope Lee Greenwood didn't fall and break his hip at the Kid Rock and Friends show in the Piggly-Wiggly parking lot
That was a great halftime show.
February 9, 2026 at 1:37 AM
That was a great halftime show.
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can Lee Greenwood name any other Lee Greenwood songs
February 8, 2026 at 3:21 PM
can Lee Greenwood name any other Lee Greenwood songs
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February 8, 2026 at 5:57 PM
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Channing Crowder
Disreputable eldest son of the hidebound and sanctimonious banker Mr. Epaphroditus Crowder. Employed by Marcus Maxwell on an unsavory bit of business, he returns home transformed in a truly startling fashion.
Disreputable eldest son of the hidebound and sanctimonious banker Mr. Epaphroditus Crowder. Employed by Marcus Maxwell on an unsavory bit of business, he returns home transformed in a truly startling fashion.
NFL Players Whose Names Sound Vaguely Dickensian, and the Characters They Would Be in an Actual Dickens Novel (2007–2008 Regular Season Edition)
Ethan Albright Honest and upright youngest son of the dissolute Lord Albright. Childhood favorite of his deceased mother, Lady Alicia Albright, and...
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February 8, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Channing Crowder
Disreputable eldest son of the hidebound and sanctimonious banker Mr. Epaphroditus Crowder. Employed by Marcus Maxwell on an unsavory bit of business, he returns home transformed in a truly startling fashion.
Disreputable eldest son of the hidebound and sanctimonious banker Mr. Epaphroditus Crowder. Employed by Marcus Maxwell on an unsavory bit of business, he returns home transformed in a truly startling fashion.
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Today is the 52nd anniversary of the release of "Blazing Saddles," the plot of which involves business and political interests leveraging ordinary people's bigotry in an effort to obtain power and financial gain.
People like to say that that movie couldn't be made today. Shit, we're living it.
People like to say that that movie couldn't be made today. Shit, we're living it.
February 7, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Today is the 52nd anniversary of the release of "Blazing Saddles," the plot of which involves business and political interests leveraging ordinary people's bigotry in an effort to obtain power and financial gain.
People like to say that that movie couldn't be made today. Shit, we're living it.
People like to say that that movie couldn't be made today. Shit, we're living it.
Well, that was mercifully short, at least
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February 7, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Well, that was mercifully short, at least
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Holy shit, it's Ben Gunn!
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a man with a beard is wearing a pirate costume and a hat .
ALT: a man with a beard is wearing a pirate costume and a hat .
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February 7, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Holy shit, it's Ben Gunn!
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Irwin Allen looked up from his draft script for the Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea pilot and said "whew, this is some cheap looking shit"
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February 7, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Irwin Allen looked up from his draft script for the Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea pilot and said "whew, this is some cheap looking shit"
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This film is drifting slowly, like fat kid in a canoe
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February 7, 2026 at 4:26 AM
This film is drifting slowly, like fat kid in a canoe
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I don't think getting squished by the ocean when your sub pops is how you get petrified
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February 7, 2026 at 4:21 AM
I don't think getting squished by the ocean when your sub pops is how you get petrified
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Oh no, here comes the plot!
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February 7, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Oh no, here comes the plot!
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Honestly, if this movie was nothing but undersea stock footage I'd be pretty satisfied
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February 7, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Honestly, if this movie was nothing but undersea stock footage I'd be pretty satisfied
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Not watching until the replay later this evening. I wonder if they’ll clean it up for primetime audiences?
Vice President JD Vance gets roundly booed at the opening ceremony of the Milano-Cortina 2026 Olympics. "Those are a lot of boos for him, whistling jeering," says the presenter. US athletes receive a warm welcome from fans, though.
February 6, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Not watching until the replay later this evening. I wonder if they’ll clean it up for primetime audiences?
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It’s weird how the White House can just blame a “staffer” for the racist post as if just any low level flunky can pretend to be the President of the United States at any random time.
February 7, 2026 at 12:20 AM
It’s weird how the White House can just blame a “staffer” for the racist post as if just any low level flunky can pretend to be the President of the United States at any random time.
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Vice President JD Vance gets roundly booed at the opening ceremony of the Milano-Cortina 2026 Olympics. "Those are a lot of boos for him, whistling jeering," says the presenter. US athletes receive a warm welcome from fans, though.
February 6, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Vice President JD Vance gets roundly booed at the opening ceremony of the Milano-Cortina 2026 Olympics. "Those are a lot of boos for him, whistling jeering," says the presenter. US athletes receive a warm welcome from fans, though.
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So, quick question for the White House: If the racist post was put up by a White House staffer, how many people are posting using the president's name? Who are they? Who approves their posts? And why should anyone take anything coming from his account as coming from him if he's just staffing it out?
February 6, 2026 at 5:24 PM
So, quick question for the White House: If the racist post was put up by a White House staffer, how many people are posting using the president's name? Who are they? Who approves their posts? And why should anyone take anything coming from his account as coming from him if he's just staffing it out?
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continue to think that if instead of "raw milk" we called it "doodoo milk" people would understand the risk proposition
This is bonkers. MAHA 'farmers' with ecoli tainted raw milk admit they really don't know how to make the stuff after all.
"Producing raw milk takes careful planning from a facility and infrastructure standpoint. Unfortunately, we learned this after the fact."
people.com/ballerina-fa...
"Producing raw milk takes careful planning from a facility and infrastructure standpoint. Unfortunately, we learned this after the fact."
people.com/ballerina-fa...
Hannah Neeleman's Ballerina Farm Halts Sale of Raw Milk Due to Bacteria Concerns: Report
Hannah and Daniel Neeleman have paused Ballerina Farm's sale of raw milk following health violations discovered during routine testing. Screenings from summer 2025 showed high levels of coliform, the ...
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February 4, 2026 at 2:37 AM
continue to think that if instead of "raw milk" we called it "doodoo milk" people would understand the risk proposition
Prediction: in a few months Trump will have the whole Kennedy Center bulldozed
Trump: "I have determined that the fastest way to bring The Trump Kennedy Center to the highest level of Success, Beauty, and Grandeur, is to cease Entertainment Operations for an approximately two year period of time, with a scheduled Grand Reopening that will rival and surpass anything."
February 2, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Prediction: in a few months Trump will have the whole Kennedy Center bulldozed
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there's a logical explanation for all of this:
February 1, 2026 at 9:16 PM
there's a logical explanation for all of this:
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tag yourself i’m I AM MANOEUVRING WITH DIFFICULTY
January 29, 2026 at 6:41 PM
tag yourself i’m I AM MANOEUVRING WITH DIFFICULTY
I got The Manster in the YouTube lottery
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January 31, 2026 at 5:03 AM
I got The Manster in the YouTube lottery
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That was powerful preachy
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a man in a suit and tie is asking if he can get an amen ?
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is asking if he can get an amen ?
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January 31, 2026 at 5:02 AM
That was powerful preachy
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