Tanchurian Candidate
@shelloshot.bsky.social
Mom, Project Manager, coffee consumer, nature lover and rabble rouser
I don’t want this day to ever end.
November 22, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I don’t want this day to ever end.
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Crying at Ronald Reagan bearing silent witness
November 22, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Crying at Ronald Reagan bearing silent witness
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When you're a star, Trump lets you socialism
November 21, 2025 at 10:44 PM
When you're a star, Trump lets you socialism
I’m giggling thinking about him canceling JD and moving Mamdani into the VP spot.
November 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I’m giggling thinking about him canceling JD and moving Mamdani into the VP spot.
Tired of bailing out people who voted for this shit.
November 21, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Tired of bailing out people who voted for this shit.
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The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
November 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
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"It’s impossible to say when IT will HAPPEN. But it can’t be too long until IT HAPPENS. Looking at the data, it is statistically plausible that IT will HAPPEN in the next thirty-six months. Eighteen, if you factor in hamburger consumption and all the weird bruising."
When It Happens
It’s been so long, you sometimes forget that eventually, IT will HAPPEN. It’s impossible to say when IT will HAPPEN. But it can’t be too long until...
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November 15, 2025 at 2:40 AM
"It’s impossible to say when IT will HAPPEN. But it can’t be too long until IT HAPPENS. Looking at the data, it is statistically plausible that IT will HAPPEN in the next thirty-six months. Eighteen, if you factor in hamburger consumption and all the weird bruising."
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This should be a bipartisan issue.
November 13, 2025 at 7:21 PM
This should be a bipartisan issue.
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You just know that “Did Women Ruin the Workplace?” bit would have done NUMBERS in this little clique
Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
November 13, 2025 at 3:26 PM
You just know that “Did Women Ruin the Workplace?” bit would have done NUMBERS in this little clique
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Like I dunno, maybe the reason it took a lady to break open the story of all the men protecting the dude trafficking underage girls is because the male journos were all emailing him making jokes about it?
November 12, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Like I dunno, maybe the reason it took a lady to break open the story of all the men protecting the dude trafficking underage girls is because the male journos were all emailing him making jokes about it?
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Let me get this straight, the criminal enterprise has a fixer named Mr. Wolff
November 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Let me get this straight, the criminal enterprise has a fixer named Mr. Wolff
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This is Trump’s current Ambassador to Turkey… very cool!
Truly just the pedophile party.
Truly just the pedophile party.
November 12, 2025 at 4:25 PM
This is Trump’s current Ambassador to Turkey… very cool!
Truly just the pedophile party.
Truly just the pedophile party.
Let’s not forget Dennis Hastert!
November 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Let’s not forget Dennis Hastert!
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The Barred Owl stayed in Central Park and enjoyed a restful Saturday high above the Loch. 🦉 ❤️
November 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
The Barred Owl stayed in Central Park and enjoyed a restful Saturday high above the Loch. 🦉 ❤️
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My two cents is that at the end of the day, after everything, Senate Democrats identify more with Senate Republicans, and ultimately with Donald Trump, than they will ever identify with you and me
November 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
My two cents is that at the end of the day, after everything, Senate Democrats identify more with Senate Republicans, and ultimately with Donald Trump, than they will ever identify with you and me
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“I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time.”
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November 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
“I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time.”
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Maybe he realized he roofied the wrong drink and decided it best to get the hell outta the room.
November 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Maybe he realized he roofied the wrong drink and decided it best to get the hell outta the room.
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Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
November 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
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“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”
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With the polls closed, Zohran Mamdani unveils his “100 Mosques in 100 Days” plan.
November 5, 2025 at 1:22 AM
With the polls closed, Zohran Mamdani unveils his “100 Mosques in 100 Days” plan.
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hug your war criminals a little tighter today
November 4, 2025 at 12:11 PM
hug your war criminals a little tighter today