Danny Scoops
@shartedpants.bsky.social
what's the deal what's the noise what's the damage
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normalize nothing...weirdify everything...
December 11, 2025 at 4:54 AM
normalize nothing...weirdify everything...
it's called a catchphrase because you're supposed to catch the person before they say it
December 3, 2025 at 8:43 AM
it's called a catchphrase because you're supposed to catch the person before they say it
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what if you were surrounded by statues of your ancestors
November 21, 2025 at 10:01 AM
what if you were surrounded by statues of your ancestors
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The whole time watching Midsommar i was afraid someone was going to get stung by a bee
November 20, 2025 at 7:35 PM
The whole time watching Midsommar i was afraid someone was going to get stung by a bee
I want to give a quick shoutout to what is done
November 20, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I want to give a quick shoutout to what is done
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There needs to be a honest Christmas album for once about wanting a lot and hating your family
November 19, 2025 at 1:04 AM
There needs to be a honest Christmas album for once about wanting a lot and hating your family
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Pain is your body's way of saying "ouch!"
August 21, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Pain is your body's way of saying "ouch!"
-alien/dead guy/some kind of soulless entity has to learn what it's like to be alive
-Dwayne Johnson's big jungle adventure
-Charlie Kaufman thinks life is miserable
-high concept thriller about a dozen of strangers stuck in a weird room together
-im so confused I want to scream
-Dwayne Johnson's big jungle adventure
-Charlie Kaufman thinks life is miserable
-high concept thriller about a dozen of strangers stuck in a weird room together
-im so confused I want to scream
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
- Roaring rampage of revenge
- Reluctantly, I must resume my life of violence
- On reflection, the risk assessment on our giant monster facility and/or attraction could have been more thorough
- Girl survives
- Crime but make it quirky
- Roaring rampage of revenge
- Reluctantly, I must resume my life of violence
- On reflection, the risk assessment on our giant monster facility and/or attraction could have been more thorough
- Girl survives
- Crime but make it quirky
November 17, 2025 at 2:52 AM
-alien/dead guy/some kind of soulless entity has to learn what it's like to be alive
-Dwayne Johnson's big jungle adventure
-Charlie Kaufman thinks life is miserable
-high concept thriller about a dozen of strangers stuck in a weird room together
-im so confused I want to scream
-Dwayne Johnson's big jungle adventure
-Charlie Kaufman thinks life is miserable
-high concept thriller about a dozen of strangers stuck in a weird room together
-im so confused I want to scream
sometimes I feel like a horrible, disgusting little human being that needs at least a shower
November 13, 2025 at 8:09 AM
sometimes I feel like a horrible, disgusting little human being that needs at least a shower
sex is horrible and it hurts like hell
November 13, 2025 at 7:59 AM
sex is horrible and it hurts like hell
cheekface was wrong, I love to send mixed messages
November 13, 2025 at 5:08 AM
cheekface was wrong, I love to send mixed messages
playfully winking at myself in the mirror and then feeling really shitty about it for the rest of the day
November 13, 2025 at 5:04 AM
playfully winking at myself in the mirror and then feeling really shitty about it for the rest of the day
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TIL that Paul McCartney wrote an original song for Ace Ventura 3 but then Ace Ventura 3 was cancelled so McCartney killed himself
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 AM
TIL that Paul McCartney wrote an original song for Ace Ventura 3 but then Ace Ventura 3 was cancelled so McCartney killed himself
they should invent food that makes your breath smell good afterwards
November 11, 2025 at 1:26 PM
they should invent food that makes your breath smell good afterwards
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still no updates here
![U.S. President Barack Obama revealed possible plans to privately perform "Gangnam Style" for his spouse Michelle Obama.[141][142][143][144]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyyd366g3hrxp5rynixm2mm3/bafkreidlp4mocjlbf7ge5ularqm7qtj7hy6fubhadk3t7wpw3omvwawmj4@jpeg)
November 8, 2025 at 9:40 AM
still no updates here
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Working on my first novel
April 28, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Working on my first novel
i'm glad that jesse plemons is getting movies
November 2, 2025 at 10:03 AM
i'm glad that jesse plemons is getting movies
I need to know what the church's official stance on this is before I say anything
October 30, 2025 at 10:12 AM
I need to know what the church's official stance on this is before I say anything
i'm a loosey goosey guy
October 30, 2025 at 2:52 AM
i'm a loosey goosey guy
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I wish I could screenshot a feeling
October 26, 2024 at 3:29 AM
I wish I could screenshot a feeling
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at what stage of my life does the hilarity ensue
December 3, 2024 at 1:10 AM
at what stage of my life does the hilarity ensue
it's really a shame how quick are people to turn their backs on someone when they get into a controversy, like sure yeah Brian Jordan Alvarez is sketchy but he still makes great shit like yall are so missing out on English Teacher season 2
October 28, 2025 at 4:50 AM
it's really a shame how quick are people to turn their backs on someone when they get into a controversy, like sure yeah Brian Jordan Alvarez is sketchy but he still makes great shit like yall are so missing out on English Teacher season 2