Danny Scoops
@shartedpants.bsky.social
what's the deal what's the noise what's the damage
man i don't give a shit do we really not have any better questions to think about
October 20, 2025 at 7:55 AM
man i don't give a shit do we really not have any better questions to think about
two photos of me in the mountains, whichever one is more to your liking
October 13, 2025 at 1:48 PM
two photos of me in the mountains, whichever one is more to your liking
i have a file on my computer where i write things
when i finish it and publish it somewhere i think it will win me a pulitzer
when i finish it and publish it somewhere i think it will win me a pulitzer
October 8, 2025 at 4:01 AM
i have a file on my computer where i write things
when i finish it and publish it somewhere i think it will win me a pulitzer
when i finish it and publish it somewhere i think it will win me a pulitzer
@mikasacus.bsky.social why are you in candy form
August 29, 2025 at 6:33 AM
@mikasacus.bsky.social why are you in candy form
surprise I'm on my winter wonderland shit again
July 22, 2025 at 7:28 AM
surprise I'm on my winter wonderland shit again
guy got the most conservative stand up comic ass name
April 18, 2025 at 8:56 AM
guy got the most conservative stand up comic ass name
how it feels trying to wash your hands at a motion detecting sink at the mall
March 28, 2025 at 6:13 AM
how it feels trying to wash your hands at a motion detecting sink at the mall
wtf could he possibly have said
March 5, 2025 at 2:12 PM
wtf could he possibly have said
it's been full moon for almost a week now
January 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
it's been full moon for almost a week now
this door is locked shut with two cats stuck behind it and I just broke off the handle trying to open it
November 25, 2024 at 4:23 PM
this door is locked shut with two cats stuck behind it and I just broke off the handle trying to open it
he has a bike and a gun and a human girlfriend this is the best fucking christmas miracle i could've asked for
November 25, 2024 at 2:42 PM
he has a bike and a gun and a human girlfriend this is the best fucking christmas miracle i could've asked for
my name is herb and I can recall up to 28 letters of the alphabet
October 26, 2024 at 6:05 AM
my name is herb and I can recall up to 28 letters of the alphabet
nm, chilling, u?
September 20, 2023 at 11:51 AM
nm, chilling, u?
