Joey Two Shoes
@sharkmandank.bsky.social
He/Him
Big Sports Guy, even bigger Dumb Joke Guy
#Packers, White Sox, Bulls, Blackhawks, Sky, and Ferrari F1 fan
Big Sports Guy, even bigger Dumb Joke Guy
#Packers, White Sox, Bulls, Blackhawks, Sky, and Ferrari F1 fan
Gonna miss Kenny Clark but any price is a good price when you're getting Micah Parsons
August 28, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Gonna miss Kenny Clark but any price is a good price when you're getting Micah Parsons
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A WALKOFF TOUCHDOWN FOR MEXICO! MEXICO WINS THE AMERICAN FOOTBALL GOLD MEDAL. THE UNITED STATES COMES UP SHORT AT THE GAME THEY INVENTED!
Incredible drive for Mexico, going the length of the field in 32 seconds to win gold!
Incredible drive for Mexico, going the length of the field in 32 seconds to win gold!
August 17, 2025 at 6:18 AM
A WALKOFF TOUCHDOWN FOR MEXICO! MEXICO WINS THE AMERICAN FOOTBALL GOLD MEDAL. THE UNITED STATES COMES UP SHORT AT THE GAME THEY INVENTED!
Incredible drive for Mexico, going the length of the field in 32 seconds to win gold!
Incredible drive for Mexico, going the length of the field in 32 seconds to win gold!
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A’JA WILSON, EVERYBODY.
She has the most games with 20+ PTS, 5+ REB, 2+ STL and 2+ BLK in WNBA history.
H/T @lvaces.bsky.social
She has the most games with 20+ PTS, 5+ REB, 2+ STL and 2+ BLK in WNBA history.
H/T @lvaces.bsky.social
August 17, 2025 at 9:34 PM
A’JA WILSON, EVERYBODY.
She has the most games with 20+ PTS, 5+ REB, 2+ STL and 2+ BLK in WNBA history.
H/T @lvaces.bsky.social
She has the most games with 20+ PTS, 5+ REB, 2+ STL and 2+ BLK in WNBA history.
H/T @lvaces.bsky.social
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Mo Salah is asking the right questions
August 9, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Mo Salah is asking the right questions
Wow so insightful I never would have learned that a trump presidency in 2024 would be bad if not for Kamala harris
Kamala was right about everything.
She warned everyone about the future under our president. She warned he would prosecute political enemies, cut Medicaid & Medicare, ignore court orders, alienate our allies, give massive tax cuts to the rich.....
What she missed was was the capitulation...
She warned everyone about the future under our president. She warned he would prosecute political enemies, cut Medicaid & Medicare, ignore court orders, alienate our allies, give massive tax cuts to the rich.....
What she missed was was the capitulation...
August 2, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Wow so insightful I never would have learned that a trump presidency in 2024 would be bad if not for Kamala harris
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After a 13-month layoff, Cameron Brink is returning to the basketball court.
The No. 2 pick in the 2024 WNBA Draft is expected to make her season debut for the Los Angeles Sparks on Tuesday.
The No. 2 pick in the 2024 WNBA Draft is expected to make her season debut for the Los Angeles Sparks on Tuesday.
July 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
After a 13-month layoff, Cameron Brink is returning to the basketball court.
The No. 2 pick in the 2024 WNBA Draft is expected to make her season debut for the Los Angeles Sparks on Tuesday.
The No. 2 pick in the 2024 WNBA Draft is expected to make her season debut for the Los Angeles Sparks on Tuesday.
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JC Tretter, considered one of two favorites to take over as interim executive director of the NFLPA, resigned from the org, a league source confirmed to The Athletic.
His resignation added to what has been a tumultuous few days for the players’ union.
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www.nytimes.com/athletic/650...
His resignation added to what has been a tumultuous few days for the players’ union.
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www.nytimes.com/athletic/650...
July 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
JC Tretter, considered one of two favorites to take over as interim executive director of the NFLPA, resigned from the org, a league source confirmed to The Athletic.
His resignation added to what has been a tumultuous few days for the players’ union.
🔗
www.nytimes.com/athletic/650...
His resignation added to what has been a tumultuous few days for the players’ union.
🔗
www.nytimes.com/athletic/650...
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Caitlin Clark is very good at basketball and seems like a perfectly decent human being but she’s just … not interesting to me as a public figure. I’m not sure how she becomes the face of the league with such a bland persona. She’s like if Des Moines were a person.
July 15, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Caitlin Clark is very good at basketball and seems like a perfectly decent human being but she’s just … not interesting to me as a public figure. I’m not sure how she becomes the face of the league with such a bland persona. She’s like if Des Moines were a person.
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Bobby Jenks didn't have a home, his worldly possessions, his life savings, or his health before he died. He’s had to sign baseballs to pay for medical treatments.
But he never gave up and he made the most of his time left on earth.
But he never gave up and he made the most of his time left on earth.
July 5, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Bobby Jenks didn't have a home, his worldly possessions, his life savings, or his health before he died. He’s had to sign baseballs to pay for medical treatments.
But he never gave up and he made the most of his time left on earth.
But he never gave up and he made the most of his time left on earth.
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well alright Paige Bueckers
July 4, 2025 at 12:56 AM
well alright Paige Bueckers
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This pic of Angel Reese is so hard
July 2, 2025 at 2:09 AM
This pic of Angel Reese is so hard
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it’s not exactly about this but the wnba has a real dogwhistle problem going on in indiana that it’s just letting bubble over into something worse
Indiana Fever guard Sophie Cunningham has raised concerns about the WNBA's choice of markets for its three latest expansion teams.
Sophie Cunningham is no fan of WNBA's plans to add teams in Cleveland and Detroit
Indiana Fever guard Sophie Cunningham has raised concerns about the WNBA's choice of markets for its three latest expansion teams.
bit.ly
July 2, 2025 at 2:30 PM
it’s not exactly about this but the wnba has a real dogwhistle problem going on in indiana that it’s just letting bubble over into something worse
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Angel Reese went OFF against the Sparks 🔥
◽️ 24 PTS
◽️ 16 REB
◽️ 7 AST
◽️ 2 BLK
◽️ 1 STL
Reese's career day helps Chicago down L.A. 92-85.
◽️ 24 PTS
◽️ 16 REB
◽️ 7 AST
◽️ 2 BLK
◽️ 1 STL
Reese's career day helps Chicago down L.A. 92-85.
June 30, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Angel Reese went OFF against the Sparks 🔥
◽️ 24 PTS
◽️ 16 REB
◽️ 7 AST
◽️ 2 BLK
◽️ 1 STL
Reese's career day helps Chicago down L.A. 92-85.
◽️ 24 PTS
◽️ 16 REB
◽️ 7 AST
◽️ 2 BLK
◽️ 1 STL
Reese's career day helps Chicago down L.A. 92-85.
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Also a shoutout to the selfish ass gerontocracy
June 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Also a shoutout to the selfish ass gerontocracy
The fuck is this clown shit
June 23, 2025 at 3:12 AM
The fuck is this clown shit
This Google commercial is hilarious bruh nobody my age likes or even knows James blunt
June 23, 2025 at 1:38 AM
This Google commercial is hilarious bruh nobody my age likes or even knows James blunt
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We as a community are rooting for Indy and not this dishonorable basketball, yes?
Lu Dort draws a foul on Bennedict Mathurin in the backcourt
June 23, 2025 at 1:20 AM
We as a community are rooting for Indy and not this dishonorable basketball, yes?
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Malika Andrews is an outstanding studio host and I would not wish her 3 panelists on the worst studio host in television
June 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Malika Andrews is an outstanding studio host and I would not wish her 3 panelists on the worst studio host in television
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Carrying a baby for nine months and then naming it Chet is insane
June 23, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Carrying a baby for nine months and then naming it Chet is insane
Was about to turn off the game as soon as hali went down that made me sick
But pacers are giving em hell, bring it home for him boys
But pacers are giving em hell, bring it home for him boys
June 23, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Was about to turn off the game as soon as hali went down that made me sick
But pacers are giving em hell, bring it home for him boys
But pacers are giving em hell, bring it home for him boys
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Liberal woman who enjoys kayaking and building legos liked me on hinge but her top Spotify artist is Morgan Wallen and I just can’t compromise on that one
June 22, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Liberal woman who enjoys kayaking and building legos liked me on hinge but her top Spotify artist is Morgan Wallen and I just can’t compromise on that one
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So what would have happened if he didn't yell that he was a citizen? What would have happened if they didn't listen?
I'm begging the few useful Dems left to make this kidnapping shit news. If you can't convince Americans to be against kidnapping, then quit.
We elected you to protect Americans.
I'm begging the few useful Dems left to make this kidnapping shit news. If you can't convince Americans to be against kidnapping, then quit.
We elected you to protect Americans.
ICE agents in tactical gear chase down and tackle a U.S. citizen in L.A.
After realizing he’s American, they just slink away.
Their only explanation: “Why were you running?”
Probably because two masked men with guns were trying to snatch him.
After realizing he’s American, they just slink away.
Their only explanation: “Why were you running?”
Probably because two masked men with guns were trying to snatch him.
June 21, 2025 at 4:56 PM
So what would have happened if he didn't yell that he was a citizen? What would have happened if they didn't listen?
I'm begging the few useful Dems left to make this kidnapping shit news. If you can't convince Americans to be against kidnapping, then quit.
We elected you to protect Americans.
I'm begging the few useful Dems left to make this kidnapping shit news. If you can't convince Americans to be against kidnapping, then quit.
We elected you to protect Americans.
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Game 6 T.J. McConnell?
Game 6 T.J. McConnell!
Game 6 T.J. McConnell!
June 20, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Game 6 T.J. McConnell?
Game 6 T.J. McConnell!
Game 6 T.J. McConnell!