Selkie
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Selkie
@selkselk.bsky.social
· Jan 9
In love with Picard season 3 🥰. I really enjoyed the father son bonding time between Worf, Thomas, and Decker Riker. I thought giving Thomas his own clone would’ve made things confusing but they really outdid themselves.
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This California Games 2 game over screen goes extremely hard.
August 15, 2025 at 2:32 PM
This California Games 2 game over screen goes extremely hard.
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Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)
August 14, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)
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I think everyone should be paying attention to what payment processors are doing to independent game developers right now. Games have been the testbed for a lot of the shittiest ideas going right now and you better believe this effort will broaden its goals quickly
More and more people reporting today that Stripe - the payment processor that Itch said were putting the most pressure on them - now have staff actively confirming that yes, they are censoring LGBT content, adult or otherwise. That this is official company policy.
This seems kinda significant.
This seems kinda significant.
August 13, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I think everyone should be paying attention to what payment processors are doing to independent game developers right now. Games have been the testbed for a lot of the shittiest ideas going right now and you better believe this effort will broaden its goals quickly
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I don't fight 16-bit console wars over banal things like "game library" anymore. I simply watch the SNES cough up a lung trying to move four enemies at the same time and I chuckle to myself, convinced of my superiority, and then someone says "ok but Genesis fart sounds" and I crash out for a month
August 11, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I don't fight 16-bit console wars over banal things like "game library" anymore. I simply watch the SNES cough up a lung trying to move four enemies at the same time and I chuckle to myself, convinced of my superiority, and then someone says "ok but Genesis fart sounds" and I crash out for a month
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Biologists Observe Geese Eating Tool theonion.com/biologi...
August 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Biologists Observe Geese Eating Tool theonion.com/biologi...
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in actuality you have to read umineko to understand deltarune
anyone telling you that you need to read homestuck to understand deltarune is lying to you to just get you to read homestuck.
August 8, 2025 at 9:07 PM
in actuality you have to read umineko to understand deltarune
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Uni’s about to throw the strongest punch! :3
August 8, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Uni’s about to throw the strongest punch! :3
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Tesla fans don't be a parody of yourself challenge: impossible
August 5, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Tesla fans don't be a parody of yourself challenge: impossible
As I approach 30 I need to ask myself questions, like “is it too late to do one of those sports that can get me both on Red Bull and then eventually liveleak?”
August 5, 2025 at 1:04 PM
As I approach 30 I need to ask myself questions, like “is it too late to do one of those sports that can get me both on Red Bull and then eventually liveleak?”
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The roaring Uni appeared.
August 2, 2025 at 12:48 PM
The roaring Uni appeared.
What’s up #dudewipers, are you ready to show the world that excellent hygiene isn’t just for women? Get ready to #LevelUp with new Cool Ranch #Dudewipes. #brandeating #mywifeleftme
July 30, 2025 at 3:12 PM
What’s up #dudewipers, are you ready to show the world that excellent hygiene isn’t just for women? Get ready to #LevelUp with new Cool Ranch #Dudewipes. #brandeating #mywifeleftme
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Moment Of Silence Followed By Hot Dog Race
July 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Moment Of Silence Followed By Hot Dog Race
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Dunkin’ Announces They No Longer Have Heart To Charge People For Such Depressing Meals theonion.com/dunkin-...
July 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Dunkin’ Announces They No Longer Have Heart To Charge People For Such Depressing Meals theonion.com/dunkin-...
Hey me and my boyfriend saw you from across the bar and liked your vibes, we were wondering if you wanted to come back to our place and start a podcast about a different podcast
July 28, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Hey me and my boyfriend saw you from across the bar and liked your vibes, we were wondering if you wanted to come back to our place and start a podcast about a different podcast
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Francisco Goya (1746-1828), “Witches’ Sabbath” (1797-1798), oil on canvas, 30 x 43 cm.
July 25, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Francisco Goya (1746-1828), “Witches’ Sabbath” (1797-1798), oil on canvas, 30 x 43 cm.
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Being a rugged individualist in America is cool bc you say “none of that gay shit” to ideas like healthcare or any social investiture or justice or well being and say “thank you sir” to cops billionaires and banks stepping on your throat
July 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Being a rugged individualist in America is cool bc you say “none of that gay shit” to ideas like healthcare or any social investiture or justice or well being and say “thank you sir” to cops billionaires and banks stepping on your throat
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Food Critic Tears Radish Canapés With Salmon Mousse A New Asshole theonion.com/food-cr...
July 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Food Critic Tears Radish Canapés With Salmon Mousse A New Asshole theonion.com/food-cr...
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What To Know About Labubu Dolls
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theonion.com/what-to...
July 16, 2025 at 9:41 PM
What To Know About Labubu Dolls
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theonion.com/what-to...
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"Haha, guess my sister is a Disney princess now," I chuckle into my ventilator upon hearing the news that Disney has acquired the debtor's gaol which holds every family with surnames starting with the letters J through L.
July 13, 2025 at 11:12 PM
"Haha, guess my sister is a Disney princess now," I chuckle into my ventilator upon hearing the news that Disney has acquired the debtor's gaol which holds every family with surnames starting with the letters J through L.
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