Sean Johnson
@seanin60seconds.bsky.social
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Please let this be a Suicide Squad type of movie where Gollum is a sort of anti-hero.
Gandalf: “We’re putting together a team.”
Gollum: “Sméagol put that life behinds him long ago!”
Frodo: “We need someone with your talents.”
Gollum: “Sméagol swores on the Precious to stay outs of the game!”
Gandalf: “We’re putting together a team.”
Gollum: “Sméagol put that life behinds him long ago!”
Frodo: “We need someone with your talents.”
Gollum: “Sméagol swores on the Precious to stay outs of the game!”
Sir Ian McKellen and Elijah Wood will reunite as Gandalf and Frodo in ‘THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE HUNT FOR GOLLUM’
Production will begin in May.
(via: Gollumgram)
Production will begin in May.
(via: Gollumgram)
January 6, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Please let this be a Suicide Squad type of movie where Gollum is a sort of anti-hero.
Gandalf: “We’re putting together a team.”
Gollum: “Sméagol put that life behinds him long ago!”
Frodo: “We need someone with your talents.”
Gollum: “Sméagol swores on the Precious to stay outs of the game!”
Gandalf: “We’re putting together a team.”
Gollum: “Sméagol put that life behinds him long ago!”
Frodo: “We need someone with your talents.”
Gollum: “Sméagol swores on the Precious to stay outs of the game!”
Occasionally saw basketball hall-of-famer Ralph Sampson picking up dinner to go at the Italian restaurant I worked at in suburban Columbus. Also saw David Cross at Grandpa’s Cheese Barn, a locally famous roadside attraction between Columbus and Cleveland.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Occasionally saw basketball hall-of-famer Ralph Sampson picking up dinner to go at the Italian restaurant I worked at in suburban Columbus. Also saw David Cross at Grandpa’s Cheese Barn, a locally famous roadside attraction between Columbus and Cleveland.
This is our Dead Head sticker on a Cadillac
December 12, 2025 at 4:02 AM
This is our Dead Head sticker on a Cadillac
A billion dollars to the person who invents a smoke detector that senses a low battery overnight but knows to hold that chirp until 7 AM
November 23, 2025 at 8:03 AM
A billion dollars to the person who invents a smoke detector that senses a low battery overnight but knows to hold that chirp until 7 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 1:49 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
August 13, 2025 at 2:52 AM
ChatGPT, “please generate a MLB defensive alignment”
August 9, 2025 at 1:30 AM
ChatGPT, “please generate a MLB defensive alignment”
Absolutely give me Glen Powell as a 21st century Indiana Jones. “IT BELONGS IN ITS COUNTRY OF ORIGIN AND SHOULD BE REPATRIATED!”
Disney Reportedly Planning Full Reboot of the INDIANA JONES Franchise
Disney Reportedly Planning Full Reboot of the INDIANA JONES Franchise
It looks like Indiana Jones might actually be headed for the reboot treatment. According to a recent report from DisInsider , Disney and Lucasfilm are considering a full relaunch of the iconic adventure...
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July 2, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Absolutely give me Glen Powell as a 21st century Indiana Jones. “IT BELONGS IN ITS COUNTRY OF ORIGIN AND SHOULD BE REPATRIATED!”
@harvilla.bsky.social 60 Songs introduced me (born in 1988) to “Birdhouse in Your Soul” and now I can’t stop singing it to my eight-week-old son. You seem like the kind of guy who would appreciate knowing he had this effect.
June 11, 2025 at 3:16 AM
@harvilla.bsky.social 60 Songs introduced me (born in 1988) to “Birdhouse in Your Soul” and now I can’t stop singing it to my eight-week-old son. You seem like the kind of guy who would appreciate knowing he had this effect.
Somehow, Mexico, Central America, and South America don’t fit Miller’s conception of “the West” (I know, it’s code for “white”)
Stephen Miller: "How can the West win the future if we cannot control our borders and defend our sovereignty?"
June 6, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Somehow, Mexico, Central America, and South America don’t fit Miller’s conception of “the West” (I know, it’s code for “white”)
Me at any Menzingers concert
If you’re a guy there’s 15% of guys who look exactly like you do and when we pass each other on the street we do what I wouldn’t call a sign of respect as much as a distant nod, not showing fear, not being visibly unnerved that he might be there to replace you
May 23, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Me at any Menzingers concert
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There is a certain level of intoxicated where “Bee Thousand” by Guided by Voices is the perfect, most fully actualized entry into the Western musical canon. I hope you find it.
April 12, 2025 at 3:25 AM
There is a certain level of intoxicated where “Bee Thousand” by Guided by Voices is the perfect, most fully actualized entry into the Western musical canon. I hope you find it.
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This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
April 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
I see Tito April is transferable to other teams
The Cincinnati Reds ended a 35-inning scoreless streak on Friday night when Christian Encarnacion-Strand hit a sacrifice fly in the eighth inning to drive in TJ Friedl in a 3-2 loss to the Milwaukee Brewers.
Reds snap 35-inning scoreless streak with 8th-inning sac fly against Brewers
The Cincinnati Reds ended a 35-inning scoreless streak on Friday night when Christian Encarnacion-Strand hit a sacrifice fly in the eighth inning to drive in TJ Friedl in a 3-2 loss to the Milwaukee Brewers.
bit.ly
April 5, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I see Tito April is transferable to other teams
@kentremendous.bsky.social whoever wrote the “Disney World” line for Werner Herzog, please thank them for me. I hope they won a Peabody Award or something. youtu.be/g4V1K1JCg_Q?...
literally just the weirdest guest star on parks and recreation | Comedy Bites
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April 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
@kentremendous.bsky.social whoever wrote the “Disney World” line for Werner Herzog, please thank them for me. I hope they won a Peabody Award or something. youtu.be/g4V1K1JCg_Q?...
I’m all for due process but can we just chase Elon Musk into the sea already
April 2, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I’m all for due process but can we just chase Elon Musk into the sea already
Not pictured: a single healthy starting pitcher
In mid-July, when the Mets are 45-51 and trailing in the division by 7.5 games, and everyone is trying to figure out what went wrong, remember this.
In mid-July, when the Mets are 45-51 and trailing in the division by 7.5 games, and everyone is trying to figure out what went wrong, remember this.
March 31, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Not pictured: a single healthy starting pitcher
In mid-July, when the Mets are 45-51 and trailing in the division by 7.5 games, and everyone is trying to figure out what went wrong, remember this.
In mid-July, when the Mets are 45-51 and trailing in the division by 7.5 games, and everyone is trying to figure out what went wrong, remember this.
Why does every single one of these ghouls look like a Bill Hader character
Trump plans to put a MAGA pundit as ambassador to South Africa after his initial nomination was withdrawn to lead the U.S. Agency for Global Media.
Trump to Name MAGA Pundit as South African Envoy After Expelling Ambassador
L. Brent Bozell III was initially nominated to lead the U.S. Agency for Global Media, but his nomination for that job was withdrawn yesterday.
www.thedailybeast.com
March 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Why does every single one of these ghouls look like a Bill Hader character
Run for your life, Caleb!
March 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Run for your life, Caleb!
Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer.
Hard mode: No villains
Hard mode: No villains
March 19, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer.
Hard mode: No villains
Hard mode: No villains
Live your best life, Carsten Charles!
Safe to say CC’s having a good time in Tokyo.
March 18, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Live your best life, Carsten Charles!
Reposted by Sean Johnson
[if Chuck Schumer replaced Russell Crowe in Gladiator]
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I'm ready to work with you
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I'm ready to work with you
[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
March 15, 2025 at 3:52 AM
[if Chuck Schumer replaced Russell Crowe in Gladiator]
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I'm ready to work with you
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I'm ready to work with you