Sean Johnson
@seanin60seconds.bsky.social
DON’T don’t don’t don’t
Don’t you…
*duh duh duh DUH DUH*
FORGET ABOUT ME
*DUHHHHHHHHH*
AS YOU WALK ON BY
WILL YOU CALL MY NAME?
Don’t you…
*duh duh duh DUH DUH*
FORGET ABOUT ME
*DUHHHHHHHHH*
AS YOU WALK ON BY
WILL YOU CALL MY NAME?
December 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM
DON’T don’t don’t don’t
Don’t you…
*duh duh duh DUH DUH*
FORGET ABOUT ME
*DUHHHHHHHHH*
AS YOU WALK ON BY
WILL YOU CALL MY NAME?
Don’t you…
*duh duh duh DUH DUH*
FORGET ABOUT ME
*DUHHHHHHHHH*
AS YOU WALK ON BY
WILL YOU CALL MY NAME?
My favorite classes at Ohio State, and the ones I credit most for helping me to be a well-rounded person, were art history 1500-1950, creative writing, and astronomy. I’m an accountant.
December 9, 2025 at 8:19 PM
My favorite classes at Ohio State, and the ones I credit most for helping me to be a well-rounded person, were art history 1500-1950, creative writing, and astronomy. I’m an accountant.
Duffy: “the problem with air travel is that people don’t wear suits anymore!”
Americans: “actually we just want you to protect us from monopolistic and exploitive airline practices.”
Duffy: “this airport needs a chin up bar!”
Americans: “actually we just want you to protect us from monopolistic and exploitive airline practices.”
Duffy: “this airport needs a chin up bar!”
December 9, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Duffy: “the problem with air travel is that people don’t wear suits anymore!”
Americans: “actually we just want you to protect us from monopolistic and exploitive airline practices.”
Duffy: “this airport needs a chin up bar!”
Americans: “actually we just want you to protect us from monopolistic and exploitive airline practices.”
Duffy: “this airport needs a chin up bar!”
Placing 1/3 of my blood outside of my body in the sole custody of this guy
December 6, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Placing 1/3 of my blood outside of my body in the sole custody of this guy
Has anyone told Bryce about lungs yet
December 6, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Has anyone told Bryce about lungs yet
Penn State and Clemson really did a lot of work this year to boost Texas’s reputation by comparison.
November 29, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Penn State and Clemson really did a lot of work this year to boost Texas’s reputation by comparison.
Rewind conferences to 1998 (6 reasonably balanced, regionally representative conferences) and have an 8-team playoff (6 conference champs plus 2 at-large) with the first round being the 4 traditional major bowls with traditional assignments (Big Ten vs. PAC in Rose, SEC in Sugar, etc). Everyone wins
November 29, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Rewind conferences to 1998 (6 reasonably balanced, regionally representative conferences) and have an 8-team playoff (6 conference champs plus 2 at-large) with the first round being the 4 traditional major bowls with traditional assignments (Big Ten vs. PAC in Rose, SEC in Sugar, etc). Everyone wins
It’s so goddamn infuriating to see the people who’ve benefited the most from America’s openness and multiculturalism trying to close the door behind them (and often using the same type of ahistorical reasoning and ethnic pseudoscience that drove their ancestors out of their original homelands!)
November 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
It’s so goddamn infuriating to see the people who’ve benefited the most from America’s openness and multiculturalism trying to close the door behind them (and often using the same type of ahistorical reasoning and ethnic pseudoscience that drove their ancestors out of their original homelands!)
War, famine, disease, and religious/ethnic persecution up to and including genocide: that’s how nearly every white American family came to be here.
November 28, 2025 at 3:02 PM
War, famine, disease, and religious/ethnic persecution up to and including genocide: that’s how nearly every white American family came to be here.
The “failed states” and “broken homelands” thing is especially disingenuous. Show me one wave of 19th/20th century European immigration to America from a society that was doing just fine, thank you.
November 28, 2025 at 2:59 PM
The “failed states” and “broken homelands” thing is especially disingenuous. Show me one wave of 19th/20th century European immigration to America from a society that was doing just fine, thank you.
Fortunato after being lured into the catacombs to sample from Montresor’s cask of amontillado
November 28, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Fortunato after being lured into the catacombs to sample from Montresor’s cask of amontillado
Yeah can’t argue with you there, they’re fabulous
November 26, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Yeah can’t argue with you there, they’re fabulous
The capybara deserves our respect and admiration, salute to capybaras
November 25, 2025 at 10:08 PM
The capybara deserves our respect and admiration, salute to capybaras
Nothing but love and respect for the capybara, truly a giant in every sense of the word
November 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Nothing but love and respect for the capybara, truly a giant in every sense of the word
Yes, but… not Rodentia! Musteloidea. Also, North America whips in this category too (badgers, weasels, minks, and otters are present in both North America and Europe, but only North America has native wolverines, skunks, and raccoons).
November 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Yes, but… not Rodentia! Musteloidea. Also, North America whips in this category too (badgers, weasels, minks, and otters are present in both North America and Europe, but only North America has native wolverines, skunks, and raccoons).
I just gotta say… I’m taking North American large rodentia over any other continent’s. Beavers, groundhogs, prairie dogs, gophers, muskrats, porcupines… we got it going on. Hats off to our pudgy mammal kings.
November 25, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I just gotta say… I’m taking North American large rodentia over any other continent’s. Beavers, groundhogs, prairie dogs, gophers, muskrats, porcupines… we got it going on. Hats off to our pudgy mammal kings.
My "Not Enron" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
November 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
My "Not Enron" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
Take a look at banner, Pennywise!
November 23, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Take a look at banner, Pennywise!
Truly wild that Betts and Ramirez can sustain this will the power they provide
November 20, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Truly wild that Betts and Ramirez can sustain this will the power they provide
“TRAMPS LIKE US, BABY WE WERE BORN TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!” -me, a Union soldier, charging at Gettysburg
November 20, 2025 at 2:05 AM
“TRAMPS LIKE US, BABY WE WERE BORN TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!” -me, a Union soldier, charging at Gettysburg
Alternatively:
November 18, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Alternatively:
Hello from Cleveland! Enjoy a Polish boy
November 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Hello from Cleveland! Enjoy a Polish boy
In any sane society, this man is approaching a decade in prison for *picks any crime committed in 2016 out of a hat*, not running the fucking country a second time.
November 18, 2025 at 6:41 PM
In any sane society, this man is approaching a decade in prison for *picks any crime committed in 2016 out of a hat*, not running the fucking country a second time.