Currently in a Kojakposting phase.
This isn't even Torment Nexus territory here; I've read a whole lot of old scifi and none of those authors imagined a future this stupid.
This isn't even Torment Nexus territory here; I've read a whole lot of old scifi and none of those authors imagined a future this stupid.
Waffles.
Waffles.
You couldn't tell this joke today. You'd have to call him Andrew Albert Christian Edward Mountbatten Windsor.
You couldn't tell this joke today. You'd have to call him Andrew Albert Christian Edward Mountbatten Windsor.
"Head of a country... Can't be voted out of office... I'm Hitler! I'm in a bunker! It's the end of the war!"
"Head of a country... Can't be voted out of office... I'm Hitler! I'm in a bunker! It's the end of the war!"
"A spokesman said: this is the one thing we didn't want to happen."
"A spokesman said: this is the one thing we didn't want to happen."
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Oh BBC, my BBC
Oh BBC, my BBC
"I'mgonna pin you with this one, baby. One way or another, I'll nail you to the box, and I came here to tell you that."
"I'mgonna pin you with this one, baby. One way or another, I'll nail you to the box, and I came here to tell you that."
J. P. Groeninger: "That freedom and that independence we had also cost us something. We ended up with a boredom and an idleness and restlessness that was incurable."
J. P. Groeninger: "That freedom and that independence we had also cost us something. We ended up with a boredom and an idleness and restlessness that was incurable."