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The Rockford Files s02e07: The Real Easy Red Dog
SCTV s02e03: The Kidnapping of Moe Green
Catherine O'Hara: "She's gone? Oh, we were having such a wonderful time. Wasn't that fun? Oh, we are all out of time anyway..."
Tonight we remember a true Queen.
Catherine O'Hara: "She's gone? Oh, we were having such a wonderful time. Wasn't that fun? Oh, we are all out of time anyway..."
Tonight we remember a true Queen.
January 31, 2026 at 2:59 AM
SCTV s02e03: The Kidnapping of Moe Green
Catherine O'Hara: "She's gone? Oh, we were having such a wonderful time. Wasn't that fun? Oh, we are all out of time anyway..."
Tonight we remember a true Queen.
Catherine O'Hara: "She's gone? Oh, we were having such a wonderful time. Wasn't that fun? Oh, we are all out of time anyway..."
Tonight we remember a true Queen.
I feel genuinely guilty at how often I mentally confuse Cate Blanchett (who is a treasure) with Gwyneth Paltrow (no comment).
I'm sorry, Cate. You're *both* beautiful white women, but you are so much more than that.
I'm sorry, Cate. You're *both* beautiful white women, but you are so much more than that.
January 29, 2026 at 12:11 AM
I feel genuinely guilty at how often I mentally confuse Cate Blanchett (who is a treasure) with Gwyneth Paltrow (no comment).
I'm sorry, Cate. You're *both* beautiful white women, but you are so much more than that.
I'm sorry, Cate. You're *both* beautiful white women, but you are so much more than that.
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CTA Defend Trans Kids: If you're a clinician, a parent, a trans adult, or just someone who cares, I wrote a guide on how to submit effective comments opposing the federal ban on gender-affirming care for minors.
Deadline 2/17/26
🔗 www.patreon.com/posts/149210... 🔗
Deadline 2/17/26
🔗 www.patreon.com/posts/149210... 🔗
January 27, 2026 at 2:41 AM
CTA Defend Trans Kids: If you're a clinician, a parent, a trans adult, or just someone who cares, I wrote a guide on how to submit effective comments opposing the federal ban on gender-affirming care for minors.
Deadline 2/17/26
🔗 www.patreon.com/posts/149210... 🔗
Deadline 2/17/26
🔗 www.patreon.com/posts/149210... 🔗
Advancing this argument in any courtroom, even within the laxly regulated context of opening statements, should be grounds for permanent disbarment.
Geragos: They'll put on a blind expert, who never talked to the witnesses. They'll say not calling 911? Normal. Going on a boat with someone the day after they raped you? Normal. But does it make sense? No. You are New Yorkers. You know this.
January 27, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Advancing this argument in any courtroom, even within the laxly regulated context of opening statements, should be grounds for permanent disbarment.
Kojak s01e09: Conspiracy of Fear
"You know what I did for money when I was your age, hnnn, well I'll tell ya. First, I got a rock. And then I got a shiv, and when I could afford it I got a cannon, and I was on top of the world. I couldn't do anything wrong. So what are you crying about, huh?"
"You know what I did for money when I was your age, hnnn, well I'll tell ya. First, I got a rock. And then I got a shiv, and when I could afford it I got a cannon, and I was on top of the world. I couldn't do anything wrong. So what are you crying about, huh?"
January 27, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Kojak s01e09: Conspiracy of Fear
"You know what I did for money when I was your age, hnnn, well I'll tell ya. First, I got a rock. And then I got a shiv, and when I could afford it I got a cannon, and I was on top of the world. I couldn't do anything wrong. So what are you crying about, huh?"
"You know what I did for money when I was your age, hnnn, well I'll tell ya. First, I got a rock. And then I got a shiv, and when I could afford it I got a cannon, and I was on top of the world. I couldn't do anything wrong. So what are you crying about, huh?"
After much "I am in a small apartment and in a time of personal transition, can I really justify buying a nice meaty book" hesitation, I finally got the Mountain Goats lyrics book. And as it is structured as a Book of Days, I— for now!— intend to make it through this [coming] year, if it kills me.
January 25, 2026 at 3:46 AM
After much "I am in a small apartment and in a time of personal transition, can I really justify buying a nice meaty book" hesitation, I finally got the Mountain Goats lyrics book. And as it is structured as a Book of Days, I— for now!— intend to make it through this [coming] year, if it kills me.
Impact Video Magazine (1989)
Flavor Flav: "This is alright. I see this as an image that can't get kids in trouble. You know what I'm sayin', they can wear their hats to the side and wear glasses. As long as they still do the right thing in school. Know what I'm sayin'? It looks COOL."
Flavor Flav: "This is alright. I see this as an image that can't get kids in trouble. You know what I'm sayin', they can wear their hats to the side and wear glasses. As long as they still do the right thing in school. Know what I'm sayin'? It looks COOL."
January 23, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Impact Video Magazine (1989)
Flavor Flav: "This is alright. I see this as an image that can't get kids in trouble. You know what I'm sayin', they can wear their hats to the side and wear glasses. As long as they still do the right thing in school. Know what I'm sayin'? It looks COOL."
Flavor Flav: "This is alright. I see this as an image that can't get kids in trouble. You know what I'm sayin', they can wear their hats to the side and wear glasses. As long as they still do the right thing in school. Know what I'm sayin'? It looks COOL."
Not to spell it out too clearly, but by accepting the DOJ's argument that the injunction harms "officers’ ability to protect themselves and the public in very dangerous circumstances," the 8th Circuit is acknowledging that ICE cannot operate within Constitutional restraints.
8th circuit gives ICE go ahead to use force against peaceful demonstrators, a decision which will immediately lead to injury.
US appeals court pauses lower court order restraining immigration agents' use of force against Minnesota protesters
The 8th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals paused a lower court's order on Wednesday that had restrained federal immigration agents' use of force against peaceful protesters.
www.reuters.com
January 21, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Not to spell it out too clearly, but by accepting the DOJ's argument that the injunction harms "officers’ ability to protect themselves and the public in very dangerous circumstances," the 8th Circuit is acknowledging that ICE cannot operate within Constitutional restraints.
Kojak s03e23: Justice Deferred
"You ready for the biggest laugh of all? Don't forget to read the punk his rights."
ACABEC
"You ready for the biggest laugh of all? Don't forget to read the punk his rights."
ACABEC
January 20, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Kojak s03e23: Justice Deferred
"You ready for the biggest laugh of all? Don't forget to read the punk his rights."
ACABEC
"You ready for the biggest laugh of all? Don't forget to read the punk his rights."
ACABEC
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After the failure of negotiations in Damascus, a general mobilization has begun in Rojava. Youth from northern Kurdistan appear To have crossed the border to join the defence. it feels like 2014 again, complete with horrific executions of SDF prisoners.
January 20, 2026 at 3:09 AM
After the failure of negotiations in Damascus, a general mobilization has begun in Rojava. Youth from northern Kurdistan appear To have crossed the border to join the defence. it feels like 2014 again, complete with horrific executions of SDF prisoners.
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Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
January 19, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
I'm playing New Vegas for the first time since Matthew Perry passed, so in remembrance I banged Benny. I'd never tried it before! Honestly I'm not sure how respectful this tribute was, but I'm shaking my charlies for you now, Mr. Perry.
January 18, 2026 at 8:21 PM
I'm playing New Vegas for the first time since Matthew Perry passed, so in remembrance I banged Benny. I'd never tried it before! Honestly I'm not sure how respectful this tribute was, but I'm shaking my charlies for you now, Mr. Perry.
The Greeks viewed xenia— the reciprocality of hospitality— as sacred. Troy lasted 2000 years but it was sacked and burned when Paris abused the hospitality of his host. The suitors of Penelope were cut down like wheat when they plundered Odysseus's home.
How can you do this to someone who fed you
How can you do this to someone who fed you
Trump's ICE cruelty for fun: ICE Agents Arrest Workers From Mexican Restaurant Where They Just Ate. ICE agents have Latinos serve them Mexican food then arrest them! www.mediaite.com/media/news/i...
ICE Agents Arrest Workers From Mexican Restaurant Where They Just Ate
Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents ate at a Mexican restaurant in Minnesota on Wednesday, before arresting three of its employees who had just closed up the establishment for the evening.
www.mediaite.com
January 18, 2026 at 5:55 AM
The Greeks viewed xenia— the reciprocality of hospitality— as sacred. Troy lasted 2000 years but it was sacked and burned when Paris abused the hospitality of his host. The suitors of Penelope were cut down like wheat when they plundered Odysseus's home.
How can you do this to someone who fed you
How can you do this to someone who fed you
Kojak s05e06: Caper on a Quiet Street
"Fazoola tapazoola [sp?] Rizzo, talkin' about odds. Remember me? I saw your horses run!"
"Fazoola tapazoola [sp?] Rizzo, talkin' about odds. Remember me? I saw your horses run!"
January 15, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Kojak s05e06: Caper on a Quiet Street
"Fazoola tapazoola [sp?] Rizzo, talkin' about odds. Remember me? I saw your horses run!"
"Fazoola tapazoola [sp?] Rizzo, talkin' about odds. Remember me? I saw your horses run!"
Kojak s05e16: The Captain's Brother's Wife
"You're a grown woman. I mean, you're not a child. You don't deal with the Rumplestiltskins and the fairy tales and the money trees and like that! You're a middle-aged woman."
"You're a grown woman. I mean, you're not a child. You don't deal with the Rumplestiltskins and the fairy tales and the money trees and like that! You're a middle-aged woman."
January 9, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Kojak s05e16: The Captain's Brother's Wife
"You're a grown woman. I mean, you're not a child. You don't deal with the Rumplestiltskins and the fairy tales and the money trees and like that! You're a middle-aged woman."
"You're a grown woman. I mean, you're not a child. You don't deal with the Rumplestiltskins and the fairy tales and the money trees and like that! You're a middle-aged woman."
It's been years since I stumbled unexpectedly across a Skinny Puppy sample source in the wild but hoo-boy this one's a doozy
(Hitchcock's Shadow of a Doubt, 1943)
(Hitchcock's Shadow of a Doubt, 1943)
January 3, 2026 at 4:02 AM
It's been years since I stumbled unexpectedly across a Skinny Puppy sample source in the wild but hoo-boy this one's a doozy
(Hitchcock's Shadow of a Doubt, 1943)
(Hitchcock's Shadow of a Doubt, 1943)
Kojak s03e15: How Cruel the Frost, How Bright the Stars
"Love thy neighbor, baby!"
"Good night, Theo."
"Jingle bells, Frank."
"Love thy neighbor, baby!"
"Good night, Theo."
"Jingle bells, Frank."
December 30, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Kojak s03e15: How Cruel the Frost, How Bright the Stars
"Love thy neighbor, baby!"
"Good night, Theo."
"Jingle bells, Frank."
"Love thy neighbor, baby!"
"Good night, Theo."
"Jingle bells, Frank."
Commonsense guardrails for accepting candy from strangers in vans: go for it, it’s free candy
Read about Commonsense Guardrails for Using Advanced Technology in Schools aiinstruction.org/sites/defaul...
aiinstruction.org
December 24, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Commonsense guardrails for accepting candy from strangers in vans: go for it, it’s free candy
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Worth noting, I guess, that inside of a year we've gone from administration officials taking selfies of themselves at CECOT and bragging about how it's hell on earth to now getting their horrible little media worms to kill stories about it
December 22, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Worth noting, I guess, that inside of a year we've gone from administration officials taking selfies of themselves at CECOT and bragging about how it's hell on earth to now getting their horrible little media worms to kill stories about it
Bari Weiss: The only newsroom that I'm qualified to run is
Crickets:
Crickets:
During today's editorial call, Bari Weiss doubled down on pulling the CECOT segment while lashing out at Sharyn Alfonsi:
"The only newsroom that I'm interested in running is one where we are able to have contentious disagreements about the thorniest and editorial matters, and do so with respect."
"The only newsroom that I'm interested in running is one where we are able to have contentious disagreements about the thorniest and editorial matters, and do so with respect."
December 22, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Bari Weiss: The only newsroom that I'm qualified to run is
Crickets:
Crickets:
When I was a kid I thought Star Wars was unrealistic. Why would anyone be the citizen of an Empire that was just comicbook-level villainy?
“A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy. To keep Epstein's list from coming out, they send warships to kill fishermen...”
President Gustavo Petro
“A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy. To keep Epstein's list from coming out, they send warships to kill fishermen...”
President Gustavo Petro
December 21, 2025 at 1:36 AM
When I was a kid I thought Star Wars was unrealistic. Why would anyone be the citizen of an Empire that was just comicbook-level villainy?
“A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy. To keep Epstein's list from coming out, they send warships to kill fishermen...”
President Gustavo Petro
“A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy. To keep Epstein's list from coming out, they send warships to kill fishermen...”
President Gustavo Petro
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‘No! Not Larry Summers!’ Wails Devastated Nation
‘No! Not Larry Summers!’ Wails Devastated Nation
WASHINGTON—Responding to recent revelations suggesting the prominent economist was a close associate of the late child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, a devastated nation reportedly joined together to...
theonion.com
December 20, 2025 at 12:30 AM
‘No! Not Larry Summers!’ Wails Devastated Nation
The Nobel Committee was like, oh, FIFA's getting a lot of press for their ironic peace prize nomination, how can we take it even further?
December 10, 2025 at 10:45 PM
The Nobel Committee was like, oh, FIFA's getting a lot of press for their ironic peace prize nomination, how can we take it even further?
This is like criticizing First Blood for Brian Dennehy's performance, or Terms of Endearment for Jack Nicholson's.
If you don't understand the concept of a supporting actor, that's fine, but it's also a "you" problem.
If you don't understand the concept of a supporting actor, that's fine, but it's also a "you" problem.
Quentin Tarantino says 'There Will Be Blood' had a chance to be his greatest film of the 21st century if it didnt have Paul Dano in it
"it’s supposed to be a two-hander, but ... [Dano] is weak sauce, man ... He’s just such a weak, weak, uninteresting guy. The weakest fucking actor in SAG [laughs]"
"it’s supposed to be a two-hander, but ... [Dano] is weak sauce, man ... He’s just such a weak, weak, uninteresting guy. The weakest fucking actor in SAG [laughs]"
December 2, 2025 at 11:39 PM
This is like criticizing First Blood for Brian Dennehy's performance, or Terms of Endearment for Jack Nicholson's.
If you don't understand the concept of a supporting actor, that's fine, but it's also a "you" problem.
If you don't understand the concept of a supporting actor, that's fine, but it's also a "you" problem.
Grant Morrison's '90s run on Mary Worth remains one of the strip's highlights.
December 1, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Grant Morrison's '90s run on Mary Worth remains one of the strip's highlights.