Scrat Scrobbler
@scratscrobbler.bsky.social
Dog mom, avid reader, and scrobbler of scrats.
Currently in a Kojakposting phase.
Currently in a Kojakposting phase.
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.
November 16, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.
Stewart Lee's Basic Lee: Live at the Lowry (2024)
You couldn't tell this joke today. You'd have to call him Andrew Albert Christian Edward Mountbatten Windsor.
You couldn't tell this joke today. You'd have to call him Andrew Albert Christian Edward Mountbatten Windsor.
November 4, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Stewart Lee's Basic Lee: Live at the Lowry (2024)
You couldn't tell this joke today. You'd have to call him Andrew Albert Christian Edward Mountbatten Windsor.
You couldn't tell this joke today. You'd have to call him Andrew Albert Christian Edward Mountbatten Windsor.
The Twilight Zone s02e02: The Man in the Bottle
"Head of a country... Can't be voted out of office... I'm Hitler! I'm in a bunker! It's the end of the war!"
"Head of a country... Can't be voted out of office... I'm Hitler! I'm in a bunker! It's the end of the war!"
October 19, 2025 at 12:12 AM
The Twilight Zone s02e02: The Man in the Bottle
"Head of a country... Can't be voted out of office... I'm Hitler! I'm in a bunker! It's the end of the war!"
"Head of a country... Can't be voted out of office... I'm Hitler! I'm in a bunker! It's the end of the war!"
Brass Eye (1997): Paedophilia
"A spokesman said: this is the one thing we didn't want to happen."
"A spokesman said: this is the one thing we didn't want to happen."
October 2, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Brass Eye (1997): Paedophilia
"A spokesman said: this is the one thing we didn't want to happen."
"A spokesman said: this is the one thing we didn't want to happen."
Samantha Fox Strip Poker
September 27, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Samantha Fox Strip Poker
This Time With Alan Partridge s02e03
Oh BBC, my BBC
Oh BBC, my BBC
August 11, 2025 at 7:09 PM
This Time With Alan Partridge s02e03
Oh BBC, my BBC
Oh BBC, my BBC
Kojak s04e08 By Silence Betrayed
"I'mgonna pin you with this one, baby. One way or another, I'll nail you to the box, and I came here to tell you that."
"I'mgonna pin you with this one, baby. One way or another, I'll nail you to the box, and I came here to tell you that."
July 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Kojak s04e08 By Silence Betrayed
"I'mgonna pin you with this one, baby. One way or another, I'll nail you to the box, and I came here to tell you that."
"I'mgonna pin you with this one, baby. One way or another, I'll nail you to the box, and I came here to tell you that."
The Acid King (2021)
J. P. Groeninger: "That freedom and that independence we had also cost us something. We ended up with a boredom and an idleness and restlessness that was incurable."
J. P. Groeninger: "That freedom and that independence we had also cost us something. We ended up with a boredom and an idleness and restlessness that was incurable."
July 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The Acid King (2021)
J. P. Groeninger: "That freedom and that independence we had also cost us something. We ended up with a boredom and an idleness and restlessness that was incurable."
J. P. Groeninger: "That freedom and that independence we had also cost us something. We ended up with a boredom and an idleness and restlessness that was incurable."
Kojak s03e23 Justice Deferred
"Lieutenant, please give me, uh, a little more credit than that."
"OH, AH DO."
[porn music starts]
"Lieutenant, please give me, uh, a little more credit than that."
"OH, AH DO."
[porn music starts]
July 11, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Kojak s03e23 Justice Deferred
"Lieutenant, please give me, uh, a little more credit than that."
"OH, AH DO."
[porn music starts]
"Lieutenant, please give me, uh, a little more credit than that."
"OH, AH DO."
[porn music starts]
"I guess I would [release the Epstein files]. I think that less so because, you don’t know, you don’t want to affect people’s lives if it’s phony stuff in there, because it’s a lot of phony stuff with that whole world. But I think I would."
—Trump, 2024-06-02
—Trump, 2024-06-02
July 11, 2025 at 12:36 AM
"I guess I would [release the Epstein files]. I think that less so because, you don’t know, you don’t want to affect people’s lives if it’s phony stuff in there, because it’s a lot of phony stuff with that whole world. But I think I would."
—Trump, 2024-06-02
—Trump, 2024-06-02
Kojak s05e16 The Captain's Brother's Wife
"Crocker, you're a sane voice breezing through a dark night in a mad, mad, mad world. You know something? I'm going to do it right now."
"Crocker, you're a sane voice breezing through a dark night in a mad, mad, mad world. You know something? I'm going to do it right now."
July 9, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Kojak s05e16 The Captain's Brother's Wife
"Crocker, you're a sane voice breezing through a dark night in a mad, mad, mad world. You know something? I'm going to do it right now."
"Crocker, you're a sane voice breezing through a dark night in a mad, mad, mad world. You know something? I'm going to do it right now."