topher
@scjsundae.bsky.social
riding the bus made me gay
NSFW/18+ sometimes
toronto via minneapolis | he/they
NSFW/18+ sometimes
toronto via minneapolis | he/they
accidentally thought about my best friend during For Good 😭😭😭
November 22, 2025 at 11:30 PM
accidentally thought about my best friend during For Good 😭😭😭
u is second-person singular only, second-person plural is u'll 🧐
November 21, 2025 at 2:41 AM
u is second-person singular only, second-person plural is u'll 🧐
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Only a couple of major news outlets (CNN, USA) are covering this at all. You would think if the goal was clicks and views, this would be all over the media. If clicks are not the goal, it makes you think about: what is?
"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy."
November 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Only a couple of major news outlets (CNN, USA) are covering this at all. You would think if the goal was clicks and views, this would be all over the media. If clicks are not the goal, it makes you think about: what is?
my top 5 movie genres:
-person vs grief
-a complicated mother
-about a place and the place isn't New York or LA
-young woman[1] is[2] self-assured
-makes me say wtf like Julia Louis-Dreyfus in Veep
[1] or homo
[2] or isn't
-person vs grief
-a complicated mother
-about a place and the place isn't New York or LA
-young woman[1] is[2] self-assured
-makes me say wtf like Julia Louis-Dreyfus in Veep
[1] or homo
[2] or isn't
My top five movie genres:
I have pissed off every wise-cracking gangster in London
There is something deeply wrong with the director (complimentary)
we had a vision, some drugs, and $84
a monster in/is suburbia
my shitty, small town fucked me up, and now here comes little miss revenge
I have pissed off every wise-cracking gangster in London
There is something deeply wrong with the director (complimentary)
we had a vision, some drugs, and $84
a monster in/is suburbia
my shitty, small town fucked me up, and now here comes little miss revenge
My top five movie genres:
- nothing happens, extremely realistically
- city's beggars and street people organize to track down a serial killer of children, who is portrayed sympathetically
- four members of a pop band take an animated ride on an amber submersible
- two reporters report
- a train
- nothing happens, extremely realistically
- city's beggars and street people organize to track down a serial killer of children, who is portrayed sympathetically
- four members of a pop band take an animated ride on an amber submersible
- two reporters report
- a train
November 17, 2025 at 2:16 PM
my top 5 movie genres:
-person vs grief
-a complicated mother
-about a place and the place isn't New York or LA
-young woman[1] is[2] self-assured
-makes me say wtf like Julia Louis-Dreyfus in Veep
[1] or homo
[2] or isn't
-person vs grief
-a complicated mother
-about a place and the place isn't New York or LA
-young woman[1] is[2] self-assured
-makes me say wtf like Julia Louis-Dreyfus in Veep
[1] or homo
[2] or isn't
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Even if Chick-fil-a weren't cartoonishly evil, the act of eating there is culturally inextricable from proud, performative, gleeful homophobia. If you support the place nazis go to celebrate being nazis, you are carrying water for nazis.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 15, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Even if Chick-fil-a weren't cartoonishly evil, the act of eating there is culturally inextricable from proud, performative, gleeful homophobia. If you support the place nazis go to celebrate being nazis, you are carrying water for nazis.
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🎶“I was greedy”
“I was vain”
“I was haughty”
“I was smug”
“We were happy”
“It was fun”
“But we were blind”
“Then we went into the woods
To get our wish
And now we're really blind”🎶
“I was vain”
“I was haughty”
“I was smug”
“We were happy”
“It was fun”
“But we were blind”
“Then we went into the woods
To get our wish
And now we're really blind”🎶
November 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
🎶“I was greedy”
“I was vain”
“I was haughty”
“I was smug”
“We were happy”
“It was fun”
“But we were blind”
“Then we went into the woods
To get our wish
And now we're really blind”🎶
“I was vain”
“I was haughty”
“I was smug”
“We were happy”
“It was fun”
“But we were blind”
“Then we went into the woods
To get our wish
And now we're really blind”🎶
the US franchise is such gutter trash lol, this is going to be so boring, yet again
The official cast pics for The Traitors US season 4, premiering Jan. 8 on Peacock. #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS
November 11, 2025 at 1:37 AM
the US franchise is such gutter trash lol, this is going to be so boring, yet again
November 9, 2025 at 9:30 PM
jacob frey and all his little goons can fuck off to Eden Prairie where they belong
November 5, 2025 at 8:35 PM
jacob frey and all his little goons can fuck off to Eden Prairie where they belong
dick cheney has been named people magazine's sexiest man ali--
November 4, 2025 at 1:37 PM
dick cheney has been named people magazine's sexiest man ali--
it could be worse, we could be Shea Couleé in the season 9 finale of RuPaul's Drag Race
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
it could be worse, we could be Shea Couleé in the season 9 finale of RuPaul's Drag Race
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I’ll never forget when I first met one of my favorite Canadians as a teen, and told her “I love Toronto.”
Her response was a sigh, followed by “All Americans do.”
Her response was a sigh, followed by “All Americans do.”
The jays having one good inning and then spending three hours holding everyone hostage while they waste any and all goodwill is the energy Toronto brings to this nation, I just want Americans to know this
November 2, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I’ll never forget when I first met one of my favorite Canadians as a teen, and told her “I love Toronto.”
Her response was a sigh, followed by “All Americans do.”
Her response was a sigh, followed by “All Americans do.”
this is also the energy Toronto brings to Toronto to be clear
The jays having one good inning and then spending three hours holding everyone hostage while they waste any and all goodwill is the energy Toronto brings to this nation, I just want Americans to know this
November 2, 2025 at 4:13 AM
this is also the energy Toronto brings to Toronto to be clear
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Nightmare on Yonge Street
November 2, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Nightmare on Yonge Street
ad wraps are great for when you want me to throw up in your nice new bus
Thank goodness, a transit operator finally banning the covering windows on buses and trains!
These types of "dot" coverage make the ridership experience noticeably worse, can be a usability disaster, and overall cheapen the image of transit.
Kudso to Denver for taking the lead on this!
These types of "dot" coverage make the ridership experience noticeably worse, can be a usability disaster, and overall cheapen the image of transit.
Kudso to Denver for taking the lead on this!
Totally agree with the move but honestly surprised they made it...
October 31, 2025 at 3:28 AM
ad wraps are great for when you want me to throw up in your nice new bus
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Thank goodness, a transit operator finally banning the covering windows on buses and trains!
These types of "dot" coverage make the ridership experience noticeably worse, can be a usability disaster, and overall cheapen the image of transit.
Kudso to Denver for taking the lead on this!
These types of "dot" coverage make the ridership experience noticeably worse, can be a usability disaster, and overall cheapen the image of transit.
Kudso to Denver for taking the lead on this!
Totally agree with the move but honestly surprised they made it...
RTD bans ads covering windows of metro Denver buses and trains
The prohibition means losing revenue at a time when agency officials are grappling with financial constraints.
www.denverpost.com
October 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Thank goodness, a transit operator finally banning the covering windows on buses and trains!
These types of "dot" coverage make the ridership experience noticeably worse, can be a usability disaster, and overall cheapen the image of transit.
Kudso to Denver for taking the lead on this!
These types of "dot" coverage make the ridership experience noticeably worse, can be a usability disaster, and overall cheapen the image of transit.
Kudso to Denver for taking the lead on this!
claudia winkleman is probably the most influential person in the world
October 30, 2025 at 1:02 AM
claudia winkleman is probably the most influential person in the world
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why does this "tiny homes" shit show up in allegedly serious candidates for elected office's platforms. "tiny homes." it's too bad we haven't developed the technology for many homes to be in one building where they can share heat, water, and sewer connections. possibly even stacking them vertically,
October 29, 2025 at 10:43 PM
why does this "tiny homes" shit show up in allegedly serious candidates for elected office's platforms. "tiny homes." it's too bad we haven't developed the technology for many homes to be in one building where they can share heat, water, and sewer connections. possibly even stacking them vertically,
my ex was trying to remember Urkel's catchphrase and he said "I didn't do that!!"
do you ever have things that someone has said to you that live forever in your head (non-serious edition)? some older boomer hippie guy said “hahmmus gives you fahts” to me 26 years ago at a free fridge and i think of it every fucking single time i buy hummus to this day.
October 28, 2025 at 12:09 AM
my ex was trying to remember Urkel's catchphrase and he said "I didn't do that!!"
Movie theatre packed with homosexuals this afternoon, all turning left from the lobby to see Frankenstein. Reader, we turned right and followed the old ladies into Blue Moon
October 26, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Movie theatre packed with homosexuals this afternoon, all turning left from the lobby to see Frankenstein. Reader, we turned right and followed the old ladies into Blue Moon
I just would prefer to have the money we're going to spend rebuilding the east wing available for like... passenger rail or student debt cancellation
October 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I just would prefer to have the money we're going to spend rebuilding the east wing available for like... passenger rail or student debt cancellation
tired: "no kings" protest in Canada
wired: "no tyrants" protest in Canada
inspired: "no, really, no kings" protest in Canada
wired: "no tyrants" protest in Canada
inspired: "no, really, no kings" protest in Canada
October 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
tired: "no kings" protest in Canada
wired: "no tyrants" protest in Canada
inspired: "no, really, no kings" protest in Canada
wired: "no tyrants" protest in Canada
inspired: "no, really, no kings" protest in Canada
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frog and chewbacca dance to brass solidarity band, the band formed by community members around george floyd square, at no kings minneapolis
October 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
frog and chewbacca dance to brass solidarity band, the band formed by community members around george floyd square, at no kings minneapolis