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Agent🕵🏻‍♀️355 🇺🇦(🆘🇺🇸☎️)
@schmidtjokes.bsky.social
“Some people have to learn the really really really hard way.” -Mom
🇺🇦 🇵🇸 = Genocide is not Acceptable
LGBTQ+ rights are human rights
Pinned
Hey 👋 it’s Sunday/Domingo whatever, some things in life do in fact suck… but Prince’s solo starting at 3:27 will never disappoint you. EVER. 🕺🏽

🔥PRINCE🕺🏽👑 GUITAR 🎸SOLO🔥
starts at 3:27 minute

👇100% joyful Rock & Fuckin Roll👇 youtu.be/6SFNW5F8K9Y?...
Prince, Tom Petty, Steve Winwood, Jeff Lynne, more - "While My Guitar Gently Weeps" | 2004 Induction
YouTube video by Rock & Roll Hall of Fame
youtu.be
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November 12, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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I’m gifting this article so you can read it without a subscription.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/u...
November 12, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Some of you may need that morning pick me up ☕️…

DO NOT DO THIS ⚠️ but let the creepy hilarity give you some energy and have a great day. 🤩
November 12, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Most awkward conversation mid coitus:

“Choke me!”

Ummm no.

“Come on!”

I don’t know you that well you can choke yourself? I have a belt on the floor?”

The end
November 12, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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These goons need to be arrested. Someone has to recognize who they are. @acluarkansas.bsky.social
@aclu.org
...where are you?
🚨🚨🚨 Content Warning ⚠️
Crawford County, Arkansas - consider yourself exposed. Spread this white cop on black hate like wildfire. White people can ignore their privilege or use it to stand against these animals. 1/2
November 12, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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This is what I try to always tell people: food banks can do way more with your money than you can, due to bulk buying deals. And they can do way, way more with your money than with the canned goods you didn’t want to eat
spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
November 11, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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...anyways, hi, we're Hellforge Studios, and we have an anti-genAI policy when it comes to our games and their development, because we love our developers and they just so happen to make great games already.
November 12, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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crazy how much this bugs me now that someone pointed it out. if i worked at the white house, i would find this ugly, but not as annoying as i do now. ignorance is really bliss bc they more you learn, the more you just walk around thinking "collar gap" and "kerning is off."
November 12, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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If an Appalachian fucks a Corinthian, what's a pup out of that look like? 2 Corinthians?
November 12, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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A veteran's powerful truth: "Donald Trump is the biggest threat to veterans alive today." We fully agree. He's betrayed their service, slashing earned benefits & dignity. Unacceptable! #VeteransDay
November 11, 2025 at 8:26 PM
The single quote that should have been the last straw for the GOP but they are a bunch of hypocritical cowardly traitors
🧵20 TERRIBLE TAKES OF THE TRUMP ERA: A THREAD🧵
Donald Trump in 2015:
“[John McCain is] not a war hero. He’s a war hero because he was captured. I like people who weren’t captured.”
(We could fill all 20 spots with Trump quotes, but we won’t, I promise. Moving on …)
Trump: "He's a war hero because he was captured. I like people that weren't captured" (C-SPAN)
YouTube video by C-SPAN
www.youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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🧵20 TERRIBLE TAKES OF THE TRUMP ERA: A THREAD🧵
Donald Trump in 2015:
“[John McCain is] not a war hero. He’s a war hero because he was captured. I like people who weren’t captured.”
(We could fill all 20 spots with Trump quotes, but we won’t, I promise. Moving on …)
Trump: "He's a war hero because he was captured. I like people that weren't captured" (C-SPAN)
YouTube video by C-SPAN
www.youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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🇺🇸🫡Happy Veterans Day🫡🇺🇸

The @deptvetaffairs.bsky.social literally saved my life. Please help support & call out the awful administration who trying to privatize & eliminate help that literally saves lives!

Call Senator Jerry Moran R-KS head of the VA committee 🙏

www.moran.senate.gov/public/
U.S. Senator for Kansas, Jerry Moran
U.S. Senator Jerry Moran
www.moran.senate.gov
November 11, 2025 at 3:26 PM
🇺🇸🫡Happy Veterans Day🫡🇺🇸

The @deptvetaffairs.bsky.social literally saved my life. Please help support & call out the awful administration who trying to privatize & eliminate help that literally saves lives!

Call Senator Jerry Moran R-KS head of the VA committee 🙏

www.moran.senate.gov/public/
U.S. Senator for Kansas, Jerry Moran
U.S. Senator Jerry Moran
www.moran.senate.gov
November 11, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Today is Veteran’s Day. We honor those that have served our country. 🇺🇸

Did you know: Veteran’s Day is on November 11th because it marks the armistice signed between the Allies of WW1 & Germany, which took effect at 11:00 am: the "eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month" of 1918
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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Or, if you prefer, he as stupid as a lead ashtray.
November 11, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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🙏🏻🇺🇸God bless you our Veteran's.🇺🇸

🇺🇸 Happy Veteran's Day. 🇺🇸💙

💙🇺🇸 Love America always 🇺🇸💙
a picture of an american flag with the words " thank you for your service happy veterans day "
ALT: a picture of an american flag with the words " thank you for your service happy veterans day "
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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"Both Hitler and Stalin held out promises of stability in order to hide their intention of creating a state of permanent instability." —Hannah Arendt, The Origins of Totalitarianism
November 10, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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November is #DiabetesAwarenessMonth. Diabetes is not caused by “eating too much sugar”. Here’s a short educational video I made to explain the truth about diabetes.

youtu.be/XSqSLvFl1Kw
The Truth About Diabetes
YouTube video by Kimiko Shibata
youtu.be
November 8, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.

He is a computer safety researcher.

And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.

In under 1600 words.

aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
November 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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This is BRUTAL.

Trump LOUDLY BOOED at the Commanders game.

America lets him know exactly how they feel — to his face.
Trump getting booed at the Commanders game
November 9, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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NEW: EXCLUSIVE: I spoke to sources at FBI and DOJ that reviewed the Epstein files. It’s worse than the photos. I’ll let you know what they said today at 3:30 PM PT / 6:30 PM ET on @meidastouch.com. Link to show: www.youtube.com/live/hEi77Ib...
November 9, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Hey 👋 it’s Sunday/Domingo whatever, some things in life do in fact suck… but Prince’s solo starting at 3:27 will never disappoint you. EVER. 🕺🏽

🔥PRINCE🕺🏽👑 GUITAR 🎸SOLO🔥
starts at 3:27 minute

👇100% joyful Rock & Fuckin Roll👇 youtu.be/6SFNW5F8K9Y?...
Prince, Tom Petty, Steve Winwood, Jeff Lynne, more - "While My Guitar Gently Weeps" | 2004 Induction
YouTube video by Rock & Roll Hall of Fame
youtu.be
May 18, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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I often say that Westerns do not and cannot really understand the Soviet Union or Russia. Prime example right here. This was literally the norm and it trickled all the way down to every member of the proletariat.

I literally owe my life to блат.
Healthcare but only for my friends
November 2, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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This remake of the classic arcade game RAMPAGE fucking sucks.
November 9, 2025 at 10:57 AM