CAPACITY GEAR Esq.
@capacitygear.bsky.social
woe, warfare, whimsy
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JAR JAR BINKS, ESQ.: mesothelioma
November 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
JAR JAR BINKS, ESQ.: mesothelioma
Amanda Wollstad är 100 % för kriget. Hur länge som helst.
Tips till er som är i Malmö den 9 december. Gå och lyssna på Niklas Orrenius och Stig Fredriksson om kriget i Ukraina och Europas framtid. Moderator Amanda Wollstad. www.facebook.com/events/63045...
November 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Amanda Wollstad är 100 % för kriget. Hur länge som helst.
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"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.
November 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.
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aesthetically horrible yes, but fascinating on an anthropological and cultural level - to an American, there is nothing more worthy of contemptuous dismissal than a burger that turns out to be nothing
‘Nothingburger’ is probably the most repulsive American contribution to the English language
November 14, 2025 at 10:53 AM
aesthetically horrible yes, but fascinating on an anthropological and cultural level - to an American, there is nothing more worthy of contemptuous dismissal than a burger that turns out to be nothing
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when you are mean to me this is who you are being mean to
November 16, 2025 at 3:43 AM
when you are mean to me this is who you are being mean to
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Rip and tear until it is done? No, shred and grind until it is fun, dude 🙂🤙
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Rip and tear until it is done? No, shred and grind until it is fun, dude 🙂🤙
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The last 48 hours have been incredible if you're a hater
November 13, 2025 at 8:18 PM
The last 48 hours have been incredible if you're a hater
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TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
November 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
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"And nothing about this is contradictory."
- Simulacra and Simulation
- Simulacra and Simulation
November 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
"And nothing about this is contradictory."
- Simulacra and Simulation
- Simulacra and Simulation
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REPEAT THIS INSIGHT
November 12, 2025 at 5:47 PM
REPEAT THIS INSIGHT
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my long-held and long-expressed opinion is that all the weird evil plans of our billionaires (#notallbillionaires) is them trying create a world where they can get away with being pedophiles without worry
November 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
my long-held and long-expressed opinion is that all the weird evil plans of our billionaires (#notallbillionaires) is them trying create a world where they can get away with being pedophiles without worry
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It seems like all of the rich and powerful people around him patronizingly tolerated the race science stuff (“he has such an inquisitive and childlike mind”) in order to get access to his harem of underage sex slaves
The Epstein stuff is always so amazing to me because it's like "yes he was a sex criminal but if you can get past that, he was also an avowed eugenicist"
November 12, 2025 at 5:35 PM
It seems like all of the rich and powerful people around him patronizingly tolerated the race science stuff (“he has such an inquisitive and childlike mind”) in order to get access to his harem of underage sex slaves
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Japanese giant SoftBank said Tuesday it has sold its entire stake in tech giant Nvidia for $5.83 billion.
Click here to read more: https://cnb.cx/49LCIs8
Click here to read more: https://cnb.cx/49LCIs8
November 11, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Japanese giant SoftBank said Tuesday it has sold its entire stake in tech giant Nvidia for $5.83 billion.
Click here to read more: https://cnb.cx/49LCIs8
Click here to read more: https://cnb.cx/49LCIs8
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*maximum alpha at 1.25x speed* continuously lives on in my head, unfortunately.
November 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
*maximum alpha at 1.25x speed* continuously lives on in my head, unfortunately.
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The Starmer-McSweeney tendency is sinking Labour. Their tiny faction is dragging social democracy into an abyss. 🖊️ Neal Lawson
The Starmer-McSweeney tendency is sinking Labour
Their tiny faction is dragging social democracy into an abyss
www.newstatesman.com
November 10, 2025 at 8:40 AM
The Starmer-McSweeney tendency is sinking Labour. Their tiny faction is dragging social democracy into an abyss. 🖊️ Neal Lawson
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A lot of people probably won't get how finely crafted this joke is and how many layers it has, applause to Jane
November 5, 2025 at 8:51 AM
A lot of people probably won't get how finely crafted this joke is and how many layers it has, applause to Jane
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I'm at the Popular Front / I'm at the Color Revolution / I'm at the ccccccccombination Popular Front and Color Revolution
the 2028 democratic party is going to be 50% DSA and 50% CIA at this rate
November 5, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I'm at the Popular Front / I'm at the Color Revolution / I'm at the ccccccccombination Popular Front and Color Revolution
Jag rullar
Red Crescent teams, working with Al-Qassam Brigades members and Egyptian heavy machinery, entered the Al-Shujaiya neighborhood of Gaza City to search for the bodies of Israeli captives, Al Aqsa Radio reports. Of the 28 confirmed dead captives, only seven – mostly soldiers – remain to be recovered.
November 5, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Jag rullar
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Ok guys back to communism. Libbing out was fun but let’s stay focused
November 5, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Ok guys back to communism. Libbing out was fun but let’s stay focused
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Ah footwork, en klassisk framgångsrik politisk strategi www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxkN...
DJ Rashad - I'm Gone
YouTube video by kem1kal
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November 5, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Ah footwork, en klassisk framgångsrik politisk strategi www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxkN...
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INTERVIEWER: Any comment on Zohran Mamdani's victory and what it says about immigrants and trans rights?
LABOUR POLITICIAN: (panicking) I've never heard of New York
LABOUR POLITICIAN: (panicking) I've never heard of New York
November 5, 2025 at 1:15 PM
INTERVIEWER: Any comment on Zohran Mamdani's victory and what it says about immigrants and trans rights?
LABOUR POLITICIAN: (panicking) I've never heard of New York
LABOUR POLITICIAN: (panicking) I've never heard of New York
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frank herbert what did you know
this is an obvious overcorrection that misleads the polling data and will lead to disaster in the Heartland. the results of tonight show that the Democrats should moderate: adopting two or at most three of the five pillars of Islam
if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam
November 5, 2025 at 10:38 AM
frank herbert what did you know
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Why did the tomato blush?
It saw the salad dressing!!!!
🎃🥗👀🥗👀🥗👀🥗👀🥗👀🥗🎃
Why did the tomato blush?
It saw the salad dressing!!!!
🎃🥗👀🥗👀🥗👀🥗👀🥗👀🥗🎃
November 1, 2025 at 2:06 AM
🎃😳🍅😳🍅😳🍅😳🍅😳🍅😳🎃
Why did the tomato blush?
It saw the salad dressing!!!!
🎃🥗👀🥗👀🥗👀🥗👀🥗👀🥗🎃
Why did the tomato blush?
It saw the salad dressing!!!!
🎃🥗👀🥗👀🥗👀🥗👀🥗👀🥗🎃