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Agent🕵🏻‍♀️355 🇺🇦(🆘🇺🇸☎️)
@schmidtjokes.bsky.social
“Some people have to learn the really really really hard way.” -Mom
🇺🇦 🇵🇸 = Genocide is not Acceptable
LGBTQ+ rights are human rights
Idk where this came from don’t at me if it’s a fake idc fuhk him
November 14, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Ummm

HolyfuckinSlickWillieBubbaBlowie Part Deux?

Cc @shannondrake.bsky.social

Anyone Seen This? WTAF is Happening!?!?!? Creepy info Overload
November 14, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Picture of realtime bipartisan US political landscape:
November 14, 2025 at 1:36 AM
He renamed it the “department of war” then immediately sent them into US cities… sounds like a #PedoPinochet traitor to
We the People 🤷‍♂️

Also
November 13, 2025 at 6:54 PM
It’s a complicated situation and this administration is actually mostly to blame. Side note:
November 13, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Alito has to be hard pressed for a fun flag the next few weeks… I like this one 👇
November 13, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Alito is going to have a hard time finding a flag for the next few months eh?
November 13, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Even his signature looks like a lie
November 12, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Has anyone seen Mike Johnson’s non bold fresh prince of bel-air font signature??? Totally normal 🤷‍♂️
November 12, 2025 at 9:19 AM
The famous line from the constitution,

“The whole thing is crazy”

Reporter 🙏 ask him just once “what his favorite amendment is besides the 2nd amendment.”

Follow up question, “we know you are a fan of the second amendment are we ever going to see you skeet shooting like Obama did as potus?”
November 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
The entire administration and doge belongs in The Hague.

Also,
October 2020:

The Traitors of Freedom
November 7, 2025 at 3:24 AM
We need signs people. Next state of the union. @democrats.org 👇
November 7, 2025 at 1:48 AM
The only thing coming way down is this scumbags approval rating.

#PedoPinochet aka #SultanTackyDumps
November 5, 2025 at 4:24 PM
When millions are dead OR when this stupid fuggin island’s residents lose their lil palaces.
October 27, 2025 at 7:00 AM
That’s funny but this👇is real and way more bizarre
October 27, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Soooooo who wants to be the

2,000th

Bot ?

Anti #PedoPinochet ‘s ONLY!
October 26, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Random: #AlejandroKirk is exactly why baseball is the best sport. Me on couch “see I look more athletic than that guy!” But I’m not. #BlueJays #WorldSeries he’s awesome
October 26, 2025 at 2:19 AM
It’s going to feel like this:
October 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Yep.

How did I miss the installation of HH flag poles at Casa Blanca?

Under major events swipe show at official WH website.
October 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Yes also check the White House official site major events tab…WTAF
October 25, 2025 at 9:37 PM
🤷‍♂️ HH much? How did the 88 foot flag poles not get covered or did I miss that infrastructure week?
October 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I’ll short cut for you:
October 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Yep
October 25, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Wow. Not to make a joke but I feel like this sums up the US right now. Armed guy “threatened” by nothing inflicting violence for no reason. Most of the US just wants to be an unnoticed dinosaur chilling.
October 25, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Old internet posts be like.
October 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM