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Rep. Al Green calls the president "a dastard" fifteen times on the floor of the house

youtu.be/HNQHPLWLhlk?...
Rep. Al Green (D-TX): "Countdown to impeachment."
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February 13, 2026 at 5:15 AM
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talking about epstein with my uber driver and she was like "you know what i would do if i had all that money? id invite all the pedophiles and child abusers to my island and then do Saw on them"
February 13, 2026 at 2:51 AM
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Me my whole life: Nothing is black and white. You have to consider nuance

Now: We face a heinous, remorseless evil
January 23, 2026 at 7:28 PM
the scale of this buildout and the nature of the facilities is undeniably a system of concentration camps

www.levernews.com/empty-wareho...
Empty Warehouses, Secret Deals: Insiders Poised To Profit From Trump’s Deportation Boom
As the Trump administration hunts for massive detention sites, politically connected real estate brokers are lining up to benefit.
www.levernews.com
February 11, 2026 at 2:39 PM
the first wakefuls begin to shake off their slumbers and stretch out their skeeters
February 10, 2026 at 12:51 PM
saw the @theonion.com story about tom homan, and i was like ugh what did they do to the photo, and then i realized it was just a regular photo actually
February 10, 2026 at 2:46 AM
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heads up to the american news media: I do not care what racists thought of the super bowl halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
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March 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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If you won’t say this, you should not hold public office
AOC: We are going to have to reckon, as a country, with this time. And I hope that that reckoning includes prosecution of people who are involved with the lawbreaking and human rights violations they are knowingly engaging in right now.
February 6, 2026 at 1:06 AM
"Gentempo then punched Finn, who was handcuffed and in a wheelchair..."

"Gentempo was cleared of any wrongdoing..."

"they believed there was a 'sexual torture chamber'..."

www.denverpost.com/2026/02/03/d...
Denver sheriff’s deputy is accused of punching two men in wheelchairs in separate incidents
A Denver sheriff’s deputy accused of punching a man in a wheelchair while on duty — in a lawsuit the city has now settled — was also arrested on accusations he punched another man in a …
www.denverpost.com
February 4, 2026 at 8:58 PM
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The Biden DOJ just sat on all this??
January 31, 2026 at 8:15 AM
the last scene from there will be blood except instead of 'drainage' he says 'disgorgement'
January 29, 2026 at 3:36 AM
i'm on sort of a hot streak of saying dumb shit to people and embarrassing myself

oh well
January 28, 2026 at 4:04 PM
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Saying there must be trials isn't just an emotive aspiration.

Congress can:
- Create a new court (complying w/ 6A jury vicinage)
- Give it jurisdiction over defined category of crimes
- Also create dedicated prosecutors for the same
- Strip SCOTUS of appellate jurisdiction

It can be done.
January 25, 2026 at 7:28 AM
its pronounced "douche-hat" right?

am i saying that right?

"douche-hat"?
January 25, 2026 at 3:28 PM
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they must all be jailed this time
January 22, 2026 at 4:22 AM
land-boat
what if they made a boat with wheels for the land
January 22, 2026 at 4:21 AM
i took two (2) naps today
January 20, 2026 at 12:39 AM
congress should be not be providing any kind of funding to the executive branch whatsoever until it demonstrates a commitment to obeying the law

instead, they should be opening a new impeachment inquiry daily to round up the latest crimes
January 16, 2026 at 10:17 PM
YODA: (instructing young jedi on how to do the laundry) Balance, yes. Ba-a-alance. Balaaa-aa-ance.
January 16, 2026 at 4:34 AM
this one is on track
it is 2022. I am arguing with Will stancil about mask mandates.

it is 2024. I am agreeing with Will Stancil about the Biden economy and Elon Musk.

it is 2027. I am helping members of the 1st Free Minneapolis Volunteers spraypaint an icon of Will Stancil on the side of one of their tanks.
hey if any attorneys in DC want to help me bring a pre-enforcement action against ed martin, I'm 100% for it
January 15, 2026 at 1:37 AM
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this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier
January 8, 2026 at 2:33 PM