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They basically released a statement saying not only are they not saying 'yes' to the request, but they don't even recognize the existence of such a request. Because it's prison.

www.denverpost.com/2025/11/26/c...
Colorado officials reject Tina Peters prison transfer request by Trump administration
The DOC statement suggests federal officials aren’t eligible to request transfers of inmates in state prison under Colorado’s rules.
www.denverpost.com
November 27, 2025 at 8:11 PM
pre-gaming thanksgiving drinking 100% cranberry out of the bottle
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
GOP strategy - pass unpopular republican agenda

Dem strategy - pass unpopular republican agenda
November 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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[Exit Clown.]
November 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo!

I know how hard you worked for this.
November 3, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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We gotta do something about all these death cults
October 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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When you are pure of heart no amount of earnestness is Cringe. When you are a malevolent little freak no amount of sarcasm is enough to make you cool
Vibe shift in the culture towards earnestness
October 19, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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i am so ready for quantum to be the next dumb buzzword the tech industry forces everyone to pretend to care about. "how are you incorporating quantum into your daily work?" i'm not but it's so refreshing you asked me a new and different stupid question
October 13, 2025 at 6:09 PM
CEO: first of all, i'd like to remind everyone that our company is not making any money. that said, for our customers, the message we want to deliver is "fuck you ur dumb". now, are there any questions?
Are you paying us? Where?
October 3, 2025 at 5:59 PM
“The request was for us to go inform them that the space was not reserved through the proper channels and attempt to identify anyone that was there,” the police report stated.

Brown showed The Post an email confirming the students’ reservation

www.denverpost.com/2025/09/26/c...
CU Boulder police shut down student groups’ screening of Palestinian film
As students were setting up for the film in the ATLAS Institute, two CU police officers showed up and blocked people from entering, a member of Boulder Students for Justice in Palestine said.
www.denverpost.com
September 28, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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i think i'm on team vegetarian lasagna. spinach just outcompetes beef or pork in that arena
September 24, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Trump: don’t take acepitoemponoene

RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth*

A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel”

Person watching on tv: well if they say so
September 23, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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Locked inside a dying shopping mall where the owner walks around in a dirty diaper demanding praise, and all the mall cops are dressed like army men ready to fuck you up for laughing or pointing out how empty and sad it all is
September 19, 2025 at 12:59 AM
there's nothing funny about this guy getting shot in the neck on a school campus while he was
mid-sentence explaining why school shootings are not real and we just have to live with them
September 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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all the best windows software in history is called something like "joe's thing doer". it does the thing and nothing else and is available on a html website in plain text and takes up under a megabyte of space and uses default windows ui elements and will work until the heat death of the universe
August 31, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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happy labor day
September 1, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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This seems important:
September 1, 2025 at 9:46 AM
do i truly believe that RFK exists in a nightmarish state of living death driven by the homonculus of a zombie brain worm? no. but i don't really see how that state of affairs would be likely to produce any worse outcomes.
August 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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The reason why fundraising text read like scams is because they are. The political fundraising system has imported the tactics of elder financial fraud. These tactics are designed to filter out skeptics and specifically target and exploit seniors.

95% of scam PAC donors are 65+, costing > $500m.
Spam PACs Raise Money by Deceiving Seniors
One 89-year-old woman made 7,532 donations totaling $68,666
data4democracy.substack.com
August 20, 2025 at 3:31 PM
newsome = saruman
August 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
new thing to say when a little fart pops out:

oh shit, was that gunshots?
August 20, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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Others have pointed this out, but once you start thinking about the *physical* footprint of AI, especially power consumption, the predicted boom starts to look very problematic 1/
paulkrugman.substack.com/p/ai-is-powe...
AI Is Power-Hungry
And consumers are paying the price
paulkrugman.substack.com
August 18, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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A moving sidewalk is the most exciting and adventurous thing i ever want to engage with in my day to day life
August 16, 2025 at 12:55 PM