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sam
@scadamancer.bsky.social
all-around dork
this kind of problem can often be solved by simply constructing a new house
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
punching glove is fine, but it's traditionally mounted on a 'scissor mechanism' not a robotic arm

scissorlifts.org/wp-content/u...
November 19, 2025 at 4:23 PM
yeah, this guy just pitched like three back-to-back complete games. yeah, we just have that guy cover two positions. no, we don't want to overuse them with only seven months until the post-season
November 17, 2025 at 3:33 PM
i saw saturn through a telescope one time. it looked like a tiny little saturn but not as cool.
November 16, 2025 at 11:06 PM
you can't just jump on these ones with the spikes and squash em. you gotta break out the fireballs
November 16, 2025 at 8:26 PM
bluesky users + ai musclebound clasping hands meme "not getting jokes"
November 14, 2025 at 2:18 PM
i would not miss biting down on the occaisonal bone shard
November 14, 2025 at 1:54 PM
RELEASE THE HELLDUDE...

... files
November 12, 2025 at 11:13 PM
stop trying to clone hitler jfc
November 12, 2025 at 7:03 PM
the man is retired
November 12, 2025 at 6:21 PM
pre-historic tech bro trying to pass off an atlatl rip-off as a new invention
November 12, 2025 at 4:07 AM
you would wipe the floor with these chumps
November 10, 2025 at 2:15 PM
what if there's a tree or a rock directly in front of you? what are you going to do then smart guy?
November 8, 2025 at 6:11 PM
telling the inventor of the wagon it won't work because you don't have the concept of "steering"
November 8, 2025 at 6:11 PM
my kids called me boomer one time and i was like haha that doesn't hurt me haha why would that cut right to the bone lol
November 7, 2025 at 2:59 PM
"goodwill ambassador"?
November 7, 2025 at 3:12 AM
November 5, 2025 at 5:04 AM
it's 2027. you're dog-sitting in connecticuit.

lambo's family calls on you to watch him when they go on vacation every summer, but you make the trip to visit more often than that. the (human) kids call you 'uncle michael', even though you're not technically related.
November 5, 2025 at 12:19 AM
this is in support of your motion for a recess counselor?
November 4, 2025 at 4:31 PM